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than just using our degrees to get some stupid

9 to 5, 50 to 60 thousand dollar a year job

that we really don't give a f*** about and we're

just doing it for the money or for our career.

Ever since I was a kid I'm been streamlined

into thinking that you have to get your degree

to be qualified for this certain

amount of jobs that pay more.

And now that I have my degree

it's kind of all bullshit.

I don't know what I want to do.

None of us really know where we're going

to end up or what we're gonna do.

Are we really contemplating the

meaning of life right now?

Let's just chill and have a

good time tonight.

I know what I want to do with

my life.

I want to have sex with one girl

from every country

God.

I've already got Spain, Italy, France,

Ukraine, Poland, India, Russia, Korea, Japan

Thailand, Philippines, Australia South Africa,

Brazil, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Canada, U.S.A.

Mexico and The Federated

States of Micronesia. Boom!

Quinn, maybe that's what you

need to do.

And I don't mean participating in

Joey's warped, sexual Olympics.

But to Travel. Joey and Ian did Southeast

Asia and I went to Europe with my family.

Yeah, traveling does totally

open your mind.

You'll get a whole new

perspective.

That's what I've been trying

to tell him.

He's never left North America. Come

on babe, let's go. Let's just do it.

I think you're right. I'm

finally starting to realize it.

I've beeen stuck in my own Canadian,

warped little view. I need to expand it.

That's my shroom epiphany. I'm going, I'll

save up all summer and we'll just go.

I want to go to Europe. France,

England, Germany, Spain. All that sh*t.

That's it, we're going.

Shroom epiphany is done.

I just got so f***ing high out of nowhere.

It just hit me like a ton of bricks.

Yeah dude, I'm f***ing feeling

good.

Feeling frisky.

My God, I can't feel my

earlobes!

Sh*t!

That looks so cool.

Holy f***!

The colors are so sharp.

It's Donnie and those crazy

Aussie f***ers he told us about

I've never seen fireworks on

mushrooms man, this is f***ing sick!

My God, that's amazing.

My God!

We have to go party with

them. We have to.

I think we need to.

Who's up for a little shroom

adventure?

Yeah man, I'm down. We need a little

mushroom adventure right now.

I can't sit still when I'm on this sh*t.

I wanna walk the beach and chill.

A little bit of music would

be f***ing awesome too man.

I don't know, man. I think we should

just stay here with our own crew.

Come Ian. Grab some road

pops and let's socialize.

It'll be fun, dude. I'll bring

my guitar, let's go.

Come on, it'll be fun.

I just don't really feel like hanging out

with random strangers when I'm tripping.

Come on.

Let's go have a shroom

adventure.

You can't do shrooms without an

adventure. It just doesn't work.

Stick together with the

crew, bro. Let's do it.

Then I blew it,

And then I light a cigarette and

say "What's that on the TV?"

Then she just went mental and

started punching me in the face

and then she punched

my dick!

Who's that?

There they are, the

beach footballers!

Hey, what's up Donnie?

Hey guys.

Welcome, welcome. Have a

seat wherever you like.

What's mine is yours, what's yours

we share. Sit here, there, wherever.

Hey, there's a seat here if

you want.

Thanks.

Hi, I'm Dean.

I'm Jen.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

Those fireworks were sick. We weren't

expecting a full out pro display.

You can thank these two gits

for that.

That's Dean. And this beautiful

man here is Chase.

So, where did you guys get

the fireworks?

Me and Deano picked them up when we

were surfing down the Oregon coast

and we smuggled them across

the border.

It's illegal to set them off here but this

is the perfect spot. We'd never get caught.

They looked amazing on

shrooms.

What? You guys are on

muggers?

We tried to find some before

we came up.

Do you have anymore?

No, we just ate them all

an hour ago.

You must be flying right

now.

That would be fun, the old

muggers. Chaser?

F*** yeah. I'd be up for

tripping on some shroomies.

We brought some weed though. Ian's got

a joint we can spark up if you want.

Nice man. Yeah, Lacey. She's the

one I was telling you about.

She couldn't

understand my accent.

I felt like Liam Gallagher

when Behind the Music.

I saw that, it was hilarious. They had

You think that was bad?

Did you know the first Mad Max movie

was dubbed with American actors?

It's because they thought the Yanks

wouldn't understand the Aussie accents.

That version was horrible.

That is some

strong f***ing weed.

That is BC chronic at it's best.

Hey, is that your guitar?

I play quite a bit. Dean does too

but he can't play worth a sh*t.

F*** off. I can play a bit

of Nirvana.

Yeah, and it's bloody shocking. Kurt

would be rolling over in his grave.

So are you guys hiking or

surfing?

Neither, we're just partying

and camping.

We do it every year.

That's cool. Most people that come by

here are hiking the Juan de Fuca trail.

We've met a few surfers too but

they're mostly pretty rubbish.

Are you guys like pro

surfers or something?

We're pretty good. We both used

to compete when we were younger

but now we just

surf for pleasure.

I've always wanted

to try surfing

but I'm waiting till I'm

somewhere warm like Hawaii

it's just too cold around here.

That's what wet suits are for.

If you want, tomorrow I could

show you a few basics.

You can surf the shallow white

wash, it's really safe and easy.

We brought up an extra

board and wet suit.

Come on, I'll show you.

I could play you a little tune.

So this is where

we keep our gear.

The small board is Chase's,

the big one's mine.

The wetsuits. And we've got an extra

board and wetsuit in the car for Donnie

but let's be honest, he's a lazy f***er

and he's never goning to use it.

If you want to try it out

tomorrow you can.

Really? That would be

awesome.

Some of the other guys

might want to try too.

So, do you guys surf a ton

of big waves in Australia?

Sometimes, we used to surf

quite a bit on the south coast

but riding big waves

you can get hurt alot.

But aren't there a

ton of great whites?

Yeah, but that's half the fun.

You're crazy.

So, what do you guys do just travel

around surfing on an endless summer?

Kind of. We both snowboard too. We spent the

winter working at a ski resort in Banff

but visas ran out so we're

kind of here illegally now

But we can't really work so we're

just bumming around a bit.

What do you do?

I just graduated with a

degree in econonomics.

I'm looking for a real job now but I kind

of want to travel before I'm locked down.

I've been to Europe but I've

always wanted to go to Australia.

You should definitely go

to Australia.

It's a really beautiful place.

I know that in North America everyone

thinks it's just outback and beaches

but in the urban areas it's actually a

really sophisticated modern society.

So, we should probably

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