Death At A Funeral Page #2
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- Year:
- 2007
- 90 min
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Hey Martha.
Who's that?
What's happening?
Did you see that?
I said what's happening?
Are we there?
Oh, my God. We got
uncle Alfie in the car.
I can't believe i forgot to say
i've got uncle Alfie in the car.
Alright, keep your hair on!
What the hell is going on?
She barely even looked.
Very green here. Isn't it...?
Very green...
Simon, what the hell is
the matter with you?
What do you mean?
You're talking about phantom dogs
What's going on?
i don't know...
Martha.
Of course he's not normally
like this.
Something's not right.
Hello...
I think it must be the valium.
The valium?
Yes.
I gave a valium
from your flat.
I think he's just not
used to it...
Right.
Are you gonna get any closer?
Stop the car. I need to
speak to Martha.
What?
i need to speak to Martha.
What about Alfie?
I need help with uncle Alfie.
We're gonna be late!
Please, stop doing that.
Thank you for coming.
So good to see you.
It's so wierd to be back here.
I feel so out of it.
That's because you live in a different
country. You loose touch.
Who are all these people?
I don't recognise any of them.
Who's that guy?
I've no idea. Probably some friend
from dad's work.
Are you telling me i have to pay for
this entire funeral on my own?
Well, I can't draw money out of
thin air, Daniel.
Jesus, f***ing Christ!
Daniel. How's
everything going?
Fine, thanks revenant Davis.
We're just waiting for everyone to
arrive and then we can start.
Great, thank you.
Have you met my brother Robert?
The writer of course.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I have read several of
your novels.
Really?
You must be very
proud of your brother.
Yeah, very proud.
Will you be reading the
eulogy today?
No, Daniel is
going to do it.
Great.
I'll just make sure i have
everything I need.
Listen, I think you
should do the eulogy.
...everyone's expecting you to do it,
I'll just make a mess of it anyways.
Don't be silly.
You do it.
You'll be fine.
All these can go
through now.
How's my little sister?
That's very sad.
He was a wonderful husband
wasn't he?
So tender, so devoted.
Can I get you a cop of
tea, Sandra?
Tea can do many things, Jane.
But it can't bring back
the dead.
"My father was an
exceptional man"...
"My father was an
exceptional man"...
Daniel, have you called yet
about the deposit?
No, I haven't.
Why don't you give me the number
and I can do it?
Jane, don't make a fuss
Do you see that guy standing by
the table?
Do you recognise him at all?
He's really staring at me.
Are you listening to me at all?
We have to put the deposit on the
flat, before it's too late.
I know.
Alright?
You'll break it!
Hurry up, we're late.
Oh God...
"My father was an
exceptional man"...
..."My father was an
exceptional man"...
Kate has grown up a bit
isn't she?
What?
Katey.
She was a little girl
when i left and now...
...she's fit.
I'm going to chat with her.
Yeah, why don't you?
"My father was an
exceptional man"...
Hello there.
Oh, hello.
about your father.
Said you were a good son.
Thank you.
Did he ever mention me?
I'm Peter.
Peter... I don't think so.
Were you friends with dad?
Nice to meet you and
thank you for coming.
Push the bloody thing...
I am damn it...
You're useless...
"My father was an
exceptional man"...
Daniel.
everyone in, now...
...to start the service.
Sure.
Really I'm only supposed to be
here until 3.
Sure. Do you mind if we wait
We shouldn't start without
him, if possible.
Sure.
Look.
Isn't it beautiful?
Martha. Can i have a word?
Excuse me.
Why?
What is it?
I have to tell you something.
I'm warning you in advance
you're not gonna like it.
Nice to see you.
Thank you for coming.
Daniel.
Uncle Victor.
Hello, Robert.
Uncle Victor.
How are you?
I'm...
...sad.
I understand.
So, how are things in
New York?
Great. Really good.
What's with this nonsense about you
not doing the eulogy?
That's right. Daniel is gonna
do the eulogy.
Well that's a dams shame.
I mean, I'm sure Daniel will
be fine but...
...after all you're the
writer in the family.
Will you just excuse me a second?
So...
...any new books coming out?
I'll get my things together.
Sure.
You alright?
wants Robert to do the eulogy.
He's my father too
isn't he?
I'm entitled to the
bloody eulogy.
Of course.
And it's gonna be the best bloody
eulogy anybody has ever heard.
Alright?
Looks like Robert won't
be doing the eulogy.
What did you just say?
I said the valium you gave Simon
wasn't actually a valium.
It's a hallucinegenic concoction.
You know, stuff lice acid, mescalin,
a little smaller though
This isn't funny Troy.
I'm not being funny.
Look at him.
You're absolutely stupid
How can you leave stuff like
that, on your flat?
I didn't think that
someone will take it.
Who goes to someone else's flat
and take anything?
it was a valium bottle.
F***, Troy.
What am i to do?
Should i tell him?
No! Don't do that.
You'll freak him out completely.
We should keep a
very close eye on him.
Make sure he doesn't get
out of control.
And don't let him spend too long
talking to one person.
Damn.
Hey dad.
How are you doing?
You're late.
Hi dad.
Hi Troy.
You're missing Univercity
today?
Nothing to worry.
I'll catch up.
I know.
I'm not worried about you.
I see you brought
your friend along.
His name is Simon.
Simon?
he's my boyfriend.
Martha, so good to see you.
I'm so sorry aunt Sandra.
We'll miss ucle Edward terribly.
Yeah, he was a great guy.
Yes he was.
Simon, this is my...
Yeah absolutely...
So sorry...
Thank you.
...everything.
What are you gonna do?
No idea.
I can't leave. Aunt Sandra will
never speak to me again.
Sh*t.
Hey Martha.
You look nice.
I'm dressed for a funeral.
Yeah, but still...
I heard about the engagement.
What's that about?
Who told you that?
I haven't even told my dad
Is that the guy you're
gonna marry?
You're gonna spend the rest of
your life with him?
Yup, that's him.
Simon?
Martha...
Come on!
Can you give me a hand Justin?
Hi...Daniel.
There's something i'd like to talk to
you about when you have a moment.
Great, do you mind
if we do it later?
Because my uncle Alfie
just came in.
Sure.
Thank you Justin.
Thank so much mate.
I hope it wasn't too
much hustle.
How are you uncle Alfie?
Terrible.
Ladies and gendlemen.
If you could all
kindly take youw seats...
We're about to begin the service.
Simon, please.
Move.
Don't start yet.
Don't start. Move.
Jesus Howard.
You stink.
Family and friends.
Maybe, because you left me to
deal with uncle Alfie on my own...
...not to mention you
taking all the credit.
Can you please be quiet?
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