Death Do Us Part Page #4

Love it, Em.

What kind of stuff?

Wedding stuff.

Lame.

Here. Okay.

So Chet and Hannah

are on the same team.

Sweet.

Ryan, you're with Kennedy.

And, Derrick...

Not playing.

Didn't think so,

so I will stay here.

And whoever

finds the most stuff first,

then makes it back here wins.

All right, let's go do this sh*t

so we can come back and par-tay.

Come on.

Hey, you look for the dildo.

- We need to f***ing talk.

- Get the f*** out of here.

- Hey.

- Hey.

You want a smoke?

No, thanks.

You know, you should try

doing something

that's bad for you for a change.

Don't.

What are we looking for?

What are we looking for?

It says here garter, dildo,

and edible underwear.

Clearly Hannah made this list.

- Yeah, clearly.

- Ooh!

So, hey, what...

what were you and

Emily talking about before?

Oh. She gave me a necklace...

and then I told her

we were moving to New York.

Oh, yeah?

I bet she didn't take that well.

No, she did not.

You know what?

I shouldn't have told her,

but I just feel like

I've been lying to her.

Well, you know what?

It's for the best.

That girl needs to make

some other friends.

All right, let's split up.

We'll find more stuff that way.

Ryan, that is cheating.

Sometimes you need

to live a little.

You're a moron.

You gotta make sure you look.

Come on, what's this?

What's over here?

- You're not looking.

- Come on.

- Aha!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Score!

- What is that?

Now we need a dildo.

- Now we're talking.

- What are you doing?

- Nothing. Nothing.

- What are you doing?

- Come here. Come here.

- Chet, seriously.

Okay, I'm going

to make this real clear.

It's never going to happen.

We're out in the woods.

Let's have a little fun.

- Come here.

- No! Chet!

- What the f***?

- God!

Don't have to be

such a b*tch about it.

F***.

Edible underwear.

Classy, Hannah.

Jesus.

You shouldn't

be out here this late.

Bad things happen in the woods...

especially

to pretty girls like you.

My fiance is...

he's right over there.

Yeah.

Pretty boy?

He can't protect you.

F***.

Hello?

Who's there?

Ryan?

F***.

Oh, f***!

- Hey!

- Oh, Jesus, Hannah.

You scared the sh*t out of me.

Sorry. I got lost. Where's Ryan?

I don't know. Where's Chet?

I don't know.

He took off on his own.

- Hey.

- Hey.

You okay? I heard a scream.

Where are the guys?

Probably jerking

each other off in the woods.

Hannah, they could be in trouble.

- Hey.

- Ryan.

- Hey.

- Whoa, whoa.

What's wrong?

I ran into that creep Bo.

He is stalking me.

- What happened to your hand?

- It's nothing.

I just slipped

and cut it on the rocks.

Look, come on, let's get you

inside, all right?

- Okay. You're okay?

- Yeah.

What the hell?

Sh*t, the power's out.

Ryan, I don't like this.

You know what?

It's probably just Chet

f***ing with us.

You think?

Yeah. It's exactly

something he would do.

I think that we should just get in

the car and get out of here.

- Yeah.

- What, without Chet and Derrick?

You know, this was such a mistake.

I told you that we

should have left...

Kennedy, seriously,

don't start, all right? F***.

Shh.

Hello?

Who's there?

Ryan!

Surprise!

- You f***ing a**hole!

- You scared the sh*t out of us!

Jesus Christ, man.

Just relax.

Just trying to have some fun.

Chet, would you just

turn the power back on?

That wasn't me.

F*** off.

No, no, I got here,

there was no one here,

so I put on the stuff, right,

and, no, but the power

was already off.

Where were you?

I went down to the water

when I heard the scream,

and when I came back,

the power was off.

So wait. Was that you screaming?

No.

Okay, well, then,

it must have been Derrick.

Look, I'm sure he's fine,

all right?

Everybody just have a drink,

Mr. Idiot,

and I'll go check the fuse box.

Dick.

F***.

All right, you guys...

it's not the fuse, okay?

Somebody cut the wires.

- What?

- Holy sh*t.

Somebody actually cut the wires?

Yes.

Did you do it?

F***, no. Come on.

Why would I do that?

- Well, who the hell would?

- I don't know.

Where is Derrick?

He's probably off in the woods

getting high or something.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, something is

not right here, okay?

The wires are cut.

Derrick is missing.

That guy Bo has got

to be f***ing with us.

What if Bo

did something to Derrick?

Might not be Bo.

What?

I saw Derrick and Ryan

fighting earlier.

What?

No, you didn't.

Yes, I did. You guys were fighting.

You yelled. Then you punched him.

Now your hand is hurt,

and Derrick is missing.

Hey, Emily, why don't you

just shut the f*** up, all right?!

Ryan, enough, okay?

Em, Ryan would never do that, okay?

- You're just scared.

- Ryan kissed Hannah in the woods.

- Shut up!

- Emily!

- What?

- She's lying.

That's such f***ing bullshit.

Don't let her get

in your f***ing head, okay?

- Emily.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- You're a f***ing liar.

- Kennedy. Kennedy.

- No!

- Do not listen to her, okay?

- Are you...

- Nothing happened.

- It's your sister.

- I'm sorry.

- Why would I do that?

- Kennedy, she's lying.

Nothing happened.

Hey, hey, hey.

Look, I'm right here.

- Nothing happened.

- Oh, my God.

- It's me.

- Oh, my God.

Look what you've done!

Hey, guys,

everybody calm down, okay?

Let's get our flashlights,

let's go find Derrick,

'cause this party is clearly over.

- Nothing happened.

- Don't you touch me!

Shut up! You two go to the beach!

- Shut up, man.

- If you find Derrick, you yell.

We are going to the woods.

Let's f***ing go.

Kennedy, I swear to you,

nothing happened, okay?

Kennedy, I swear to you,

nothing happened, okay?

I'm telling you the truth.

I don't want to talk

about it anymore, okay?

Listen to me. Hey, listen to me.

- You are hurting me.

- I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Look, Emily is crazy, all right?

She's obsessed with you.

She wants to get between us.

Why would she make

something like that up?

Didn't you just tell her

that we were moving to New York?

Look, she wants to break us up

so that you'll stay, all right?

I mean, you're all that she has.

Think about it. You ever met

any of her friends or her family?

- I guess not.

- Exactly.

All right, look,

she probably just...

freaked out when you

told her we were leaving

and made up that stupid story.

I would never hurt you.

What about Derrick?

- Were you fighting with him?

- No, I...

he got in my face about needing

some money for drugs,

and I told him

that I couldn't help him.

I don't know what to believe.

Look, let's just

find Derrick, okay,

and get out of here.

He wouldn't wander

all the way out here.

Kennedy!

Derrick, come on!

Derrick, let's go! Joke's over!

Is that true about you

and Ryan back there?

I can't believe

you're asking me that.

After what I just witnessed,

are you kidding me?

Jesus Christ, Chet,

like you're one to talk.

I don't even know

what that f***ing means.

Let's just find this weirdo

and get the hell out of here.

Can't f***ing believe you.

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