Death Proof Page #8

Why would I do something

stupid like that?

To better sell your automobile.

How do I know y'all ain't

just gonna steal it?

Four reasons, actually.

One, we're not thieves,

two, that would be rude,

three, we're staying

at the Days Inn in town...

you can call, check with management.

We're registered for the next month.

Actually, Zo's not, but Kim and I are,

so we're totally track-downable.

Who's Kim? The colored girl?

Yes. Kim would be the girl of color.

And reason number four...

and the most important:

while we're taking the car out

for a little spin,

that'll give you a better opportunity

to get acquainted with our other friend...

Lee.

Why does she look

kind of familiar?

That would be because

she's a famous actress.

Hmm.

Why's she dressed like that?

Well, you see, we're making

a Hollywood movie in town,

and it's a cheerleader movie,

and she's one of the cheerleaders.

What's a cheerleader movie?

A movie about cheerleaders.

Is it a porno movie?

Yes, it is, but don't mention it. She's shy.

Lee, this is Jasper.

Jasper, Lee.

Now, you two kids

stay out of trouble.

Hey, good-looking.

Be back to pick you up later.

Ta-ta!

Gulp.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

I think I'm thinking it.

What are you and you thinking?

I'm thinking we told your ass

to shut the f*** up.

- Where y'all going?

- You stay put.

I gotta take a...

So, you ready to do this?

You sure?

Well, I always don't want to do it

right before I'm gonna do it.

I know what you mean,

'cause I don't wanna do it.

Kim!

- I'm just saying.

- If you 're gonna take the piss out of it...

I'm just saying.

You wanna start out on top?

Practically doesn't count

if you start on the top.

Here are your gloves.

No, no, no, no.

I'm wearing a jacket.

This is my jacket.

Um, ain't you supposed to be

my slave or some sh*t?

- Come on.

- I'm the one who's on the bonnet.

Bonnet, my ass.

You on the hood.

Y'all, I think I hear a car coming.

Give me your belt.

This is my cute sh*t.

F*** that. Get Abernathy's belt.

Fine, we'll use Abbie's belt.

- Give me your belt.

- No. Prada.

Come on, give her the belt.

- Magic word.

- Please give her the belt?

Just 'cause you asked nicely.

It's nice to be nice, Kim!

Whatever.

You know what?

Don't think about asking me to do your hair.

- Your ass gonna do it.

- You'll ask "pretty please," b*tch,

because that's what you do when no one

else is looking. You ain't that hard.

- I ain't getting...

- Abernathy.

Don't get on my nerves right now.

- I got sh*t on my mind.

Ooh!

You know, I ain't six.

It's cold. Can we roll up

one of these windows?

KIM and ZO:
No.

Okay, Abernathy. Check this out.

What the f*** are you guys doing?

What does that mean?

Whoa!

Faster, you black b*tch! Faster!

That fast enough for your bony ass?

Whoo-hoo!

Whoa ho ho ho!

Oh!

Abernathy, get your ass up here.

Whoa! Whoo-hoo!

Alrighty.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Go, go! Go!

Check it out, b*tch.

You want it f***ing faster?

Whoo-hoo!

Yah hoo hoo!

Yah hoo hoo!

- Oh, my God.

- What the f***? Sh*t.

Damn it!

Now.

Did you do something to him?

Say something?

Nothing! Sh*t.

Here he comes, Zo.

He's coming!

Aah!

Sh*t, oh sh*t!

No!

Hold on, Zo!

Oh, my God. Zo!

- Oh! Hold on!

- I can't!

F*** you, motherf***er!

Zo! Zo!

- I'm sorry I called you a black b*tch!

- I forgive you. Hold the f*** on!

Whoa, whoa, get away!

Oh, sh*t.

I can't see. I can't see!

Zo, move your leg!

Oh! Come on, come on!

Redneck lunatic bastard!

Get away from me!

f***ing legs!

Oh, my God.

Sh*t, I'm scared, Kim.

I'm really scared.

I know, baby, just hold on.

Watch your feet!

You wanna get hot?

- F***ing son of a b*tch!

- You wanna get hot?

Then suck on this for a while, b*tch!

Zo! Goddamn it!

Oh, my God. Get away from us,

you cocksucker!

Leave us alone!

F*** you, motherf***er!

F*** you!

Zo! Zo! Oh, Zo!

Hold on!

Zo! Zo!

Look out!

Get ready to fly, b*tch.

- Zo!

- Zo, hold on!

He's right on your f***ing ass!

Hey! Whoo-hoo!

Hey, ladies, that was fun.

Well, adios.

Ow! F***!

Sh*t! F***!

Run away with your ass!

You better run, motherf***er!

That b*tch!

I'm okay!

Oh, sh*t! Goddamn it!

Oh, you f***in' b*tch!

Of course you are.

Of course you are. What was I thinking?

What was I thinking?

Zo, the f***ing cat!

Whew. That was a close one.

So, where's the maniac?

I shot him and his punk ass sped off.

You wanna go get him?

Oh, hell yeah!

Honey...

I think you might want to get out.

F*** that sh*t.

Let's kill this bastard.

Okay, get your ass in the back.

Let's go.

Where the f*** you going?

I'll be back!

This'll smart. Sweet. Let's go.

Oh, f*** yeah, b*tch.

Come on. Bring that sh*t.

Giddy-up, then!

Yeah!

God!

Come on! Come on.

Why? Oh, no!

Ah! Do it.

Do it.

Do it.

Oh, no!

No, no, no!

No, God!

All right, get it together, man.

What did you...

what am I... what are you gonna do?

Take him down!

Now where do you think you 're going?

F***in' f*** you!

Where do you think

you 're f***ing going?

What the f*** do you think...

Come here!

Go!

Whoo-hoo!

What's wrong with your ass,

motherfucking cocksucker?

Oh, you 're gonna wiggle your ass at me,

gonna wiggle it at me?

Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you,

you redneck lunatic bastard?

Aah!

Oh, yeah, gonna bust a nut

up in this b*tch right now!

Oh, I'm the horniest motherf***er

on the road!

Boo-yah, b*tch!

Did you just hit a boat?

Yeah, come on, Kim, get him!

Get that motherf***er!

Forget about the cows, motherf***er!

Move, motherf***er, move!

Motherf***er!

I'm 'bout to bust a nut up

in this b*tch...

Watch it, watch it.

Aah!

Bastard.

Oh, you know I can't let you go...

without tapping that ass.

Oh, f*** me!

- One...

- Kim?

...more...

- Kim?

...time!

Boo-yah!

That's what I'm talking...

that's what I'm talking about, b*tch!

Oh, come on!

Yah!

Yah ha ha, come on!

Thought you lost us, motherf***er.

We back, motherf***er. We back.

Who's laughing now, b*tch!

Sh*t.

Come on!

Here's Cha Cha!

You've been such a lunatic bastard!

I'm sorry!

What?

I didn't mean anything.

I was just playing around.

Oh, he was just playing around!

- Just playing!

- Well, I ain't playing with you!

Whoa!

Oh, look out, look out, look out.

What's your sign?

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, sh*t.

Don't run, don't run,

motherf***er, don't run.

This baby's on speed!

Whoa!

- Aah!

- Yeah, yeah!

Yeah!

Jesus f***ing Christ,

it's about time.

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead end.

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead-end.

Oh, there the motherf***er is.

Go, go, go!

Get him, get him, get him!

Unh!

Oh, help me!

Be careful. My right arm's broken.

This one?

Oh, you want some sh*t?

Motherf***er, kiss my f***ing ass.

Uhn!

Yah!

Mother... f***er!

Motherf***er!

A**hole!

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