Deathgasm Page #5

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I can see your dong.

- What?

You don't get it, do you?

You can't stop me.

I'm gonna destroy

this world of sh*t,

one maggot at a time.

- Medina!

- Look at it this way...

you're about to lose five kgs

without a crash diet.

- F*** it.

- No, no, no, no.

That's not gonna work.

You have to play

The Black Hymn, f***in' idiot.

- Zakk.

- Thanks, man.

The metal brought me back.

I'm trying to hold him off.

He's gonna destroy

everything.

- Dude, fight it.

You've got to be strong.

I mean, you're the

strong one, remember?

- I can't.

He's too powerful.

Finish me.

Quickly. Before Aeloth

takes over again.

- Man, I can't, I can't.

- You have to do it.

There's no other way.

Send him back to Hell.

Do it!

- Brotherhood of Steel, dude.

Brotherhood of Steel forever.

- I don't know, I just...

I can't stand mic cupping.

- Cannibal Corpse do it.

- No.

Barnes used to do it.

Fisher...

it's straight from the guts.

- Sh*t,

did I just get schooled?

- I'm a very fast learner.

- How's the tat?

- Mmm.

It's all healed up.

- I'll see you later.

- You really

thought this was over?

Time to die, Brodie!

- No, just kidding, dude.

- Zakk?

- So what's like being dead?

- Hell is awesome!

Like,

met some music legends:

Dio, Kurt Cobain,

Dimebag,

John Bonham,

Paul McCartney...

- Oh.

- Yeah, the true, true Mayhem

have reunited, too.

So cold, dude.

- F***ing brutal as.

- Anyway, the band.

You got to keep playing, dude.

- Yeah,

but everyone is dead.

We can't keep calling

ourselves DEATHGASM.

Doesn't feel right.

- All right then.

Well, change it.

How about...

Bandsaw Circumcision?

- lntesticide?

- What about, like,

Bestiality Bliss?

- Yeah, how about

Birth Canal Boat Riders?

- What about

The God Buggerers?

- How about

David Bain's Scrotum.

- Anal Bulimia?

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