Deathstalker II Page #4

And do you know why?

Jarek needs to keep me alive.

You kill me,

and you're as good as dead,

and you know it.

Do you know that i

could drop you, say,

up to your waist, and you'd still

be very much alive?

Now, where is deathstalker?

Somebody looking for me?

- Stalker!

- You came back!

By popular demand.

Get him!

It's payback time, stalker!

I'm all for it, of course.

Stalker!

What the matter?

Nothing. I just think there's

a time and a place for everything.

Well, the top half of you

may think it's the wrong time,

but the bottom half definitely

knows it's the right place!

Lord jarek,

we've recovered the body.

Get her in here at once, fools!

Will there be anything else,

my lord?

Out! Out!

As you wish, my lord.

Welcome back.

Very interesting.

Is there another way in?

Of course.

- Where do these tunnels go?

- Under the castle.

What was that?

The wind.

Friend of yours?

Looks like he died

with a gag in his mouth.

Yeah, well if he did,

he never got a chance

to tell it.

Stalker... I've got a feeling.

- Don't say it. Just don't say it!

- But...

Every time you have a vision,

something bad happens.

- Stalker!

- Get out! Just get out of here!

Hi, guys.

Ah, deathstalker...

You needn't come

through the servant's entrance.

I would have welcomed you

through the front gates.

Oh, I've seen

your welcoming committee.

You know, despite

your rather silly name,

I hear you're quite

an extra ordinary swordsmen.

Like a demonstration?

Another time, perhaps.

Oh, god, I've forgotten,

there won't be another time.

You see, I couldn't have possibly

attained my current position

b)! Playing fair.

Kill him.

Stop!

- He's mine!

- Sultana?

I thought you was dead.

Not hardly.

Well, I must say, you're lookin'

better than ever.

And it's, uh, really great

to be back here at the castle.

Found her, boys!

- Poor girl fell off her horse.

- What can we do?

Check her heart.

I think we revived her.

Huh?

Good evening, deathstalker.

Doesn't look too good from here.

Where's the little Princess?

You don't expect me to talk?

No,no,no...

I expect you to die.

And I'm sorry to see you go.

We could have made a great team.

There's still time.

I'm afraid,

time has run out for you.

Did you ever think

about joining our side?

Good-bye, deathstalker.

I shoulda stood in bed.

Mother.

Princess wants to see ya.

Dad got laid off.

Things were tough for our family

for a long time.

Nice digs.

Most of my gentleman callers

bring flowers.

Damn! My mistake.

I must have given them

to the wrong Princess.

I don't wanna shock ya,

but there's, uh, another girl

running around here

that's a dead ringer for you.

That little harlot is nothing

but a lying imposter.

That's funny, 'cause that's exactly

what she said about you.

Uh, say...

Would you mind, uh,

calling off your hogs here?

Big laughs, these guys.

Next time I see 'em, it's gonna be

on a plate next to some eggs.

Don't you think I look

like a Princess?

You dress like a Princess.

You walk like a Princess.

You kiss like a Princess.

But you sure don't act

like a Princess.

Oh? And how's a Princess

supposed to act?

I'm not sure...

But I, uh, think you're start...

I think you're starting

to get a handle on it.

I think so, too.

Oh, I could just eat you alive.

Bones and everything?

Mmm.

And now you're mine, stalker.

What?

I thought I told you

not to hang around

with girls like that!

Well, it was just her looks

that got to me.

Oh, well, in that case.

Uh, look...

I don't want to sound ungrateful

or anything but...

How the hell

did you get in here?

You're forgetting one thing, bucko...

This is my castle, my room...

My bed, for crying out loud!

And you think I don't know where

the secret passageways are?

Well, uh, thanks.

I thought you might need this.

You sure

you know where you're goin'?

I got us here, didn't I?

Yeah, just tell me

one thing, though,

why do secret passageways

have to be so damn clammy

and dark?

Quit gripin'.

We're almost here.

Besides, I got a surprise for ya.

Here we are.

Some surprise.

How do they say it,

"out of the frying pan,

into the fire"?

Yeah, that's how they say it,

all right.

You can't possibly kill us all.

One against 100.

Make that two against 100.

Kill them.

Hey!

What about we even up

those odds considerably?

Told ya I had a surprise.

Get them!

Where are you going?

Leaving.

You owe me your life.

I owe nothing to any man,

even you.

Good luck,

'cause you're gonna need it.

Get out of my way!

What is going on here?

I have a splitting headache.

I'm trying to get some sleep!

You?

Inside! Inside!

It's not over yet.

You okay?

Guess you are.

Come on, we got business

to attend to.

How could you let this happen?

You've ruined my life!

I gave you your life!

Now, go to your chambers.

I'll be there shortly.

Go.

Throne room's that way.

Where you goin'?

There's only room

for one Princess in this castle.

What're you gonna do?

Can't tell ya.

Girl talk.

Oh.

You b*tch!

Ew!

Still ready

for that demonstration?

Spoken like a true gallant!

And soon to be a legend.

But not a living one.

Up.

Yay!

Hey, stalker...

Look.

Your highness shall speak now.

This oughta be good.

Come forward, deathstalker.

We've searched

through the kingdom's coffers

for some expression

of our appreciation

for your magnificent deeds.

And that is?

You're looking at it, bucko.

You sure you made

the right choice?

I don't know.

Let me consult my crystal ball.

Uh...

You won't be needing this

anymore.

Ow!

So, you really think our story is

gonna make it into the legends?

Oh, more than that!

A thousand years from now,

players will re-enact

all our exploits.

Really?

Well... I sure hope they get

a good-looking guy to play me!

Ole!

Stalker!

God, I leave you alone

for five minutes,

look what happens.

Ow!

Goddamnit, that's hot!

Don't you think

i look like a Princess?

You dress like a Princess.

Oh, I hate these friggin' stairs!

Excuse me.

That's lunch! 30 minutes!

Huh?

Don't laugh at me!

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