Definitely, Maybe Page #7
- What's he doing here?
- Hello, Hampton.
Hello.
One thing they've left intact.
No, no, no, no, no, no,
don't mention grassroots.
Don't mention osmosis.
It's killing me
that you're going out with the kid.
Really? It's not the booze
or the cigarettes or the sophomores?
- That has nothing to do with this.
- Nothing to do with it.
Listen, I want you to know
I've donated my organs to medical science
except for one, which is for you.
- Sweetie, that's so kind.
- No, no, not that.
My heart, stupid.
Please tell me you're not in love with him.
I can't do that.
Can I have a cigarette?
Just a dying man's last request.
Not happening.
God, you're such a drama queen.
Nobody's dying.
What do you care
if I'm in love with him, huh?
You're the one who set us up, remember?
Yeah, well, I kind of figured
you'd chew him up and spit him out.
You're such a sweetie.
You're a sweet guy, you know that?
- I read the Robredo piece.
- Yeah.
The guy's been in New York politics
for over 20 years
and all you can dig up
is that his daughter had an eating disorder?
What are you saying, Hampton?
Do your job.
I can't believe
we're finally gonna meet the President.
- Look at that.
- Look at it.
We've come a long way
from that hotel room on 8th Avenue.
Thank you very much.
I don't believe it! I don't believe it!
Which idiot forgot to check the menus
and the programs?
There's no union seal
on the menus or the programs.
Are you serious?
The hotel workers won't let anybody
into the building.
The Teamsters
won't set up the satellite feed!
I was with him like an hour ago.
Now he's gone.
I think he was completely plastered.
How are we supposed to know
You're not gonna believe this,
but there's a hailstorm in Chicago.
Who cares about Chicago?
We do.
The President's coming in from Chicago.
- Okay, okay.
- We can't worry about that right now.
Let me ask you a question.
How could you let this happen?
- What? What are you talking about?
- Why are you jumping down her throat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, hey!
Hey, deep breath, okay?
Look, let's just ask the hotel,
see if we can use the Internet connection
and find a printer.
- I'll call Klein's agent.
- Great.
Gareth, have a drink.
You, I don't know who you are,
but your fly's down.
Be great if you wore underwear.
I'm gonna go check the weather in Chicago.
Table seven's up. Six pasta. Two fish.
Get it out the door, now!
He may not be in your union,
but he still happens to be
the President of the United States.
Remember him? So if I was you,
- I'd get your men off that truck and in this...
- Gareth!
You can't talk to a Teamster like that!
Come on.
- This guy...
- Everything's gonna be fine.
Look, look, check it out.
I downloaded a copy of the union seal.
If you could just please
paste it onto a menu,
make 500 copies, use a union shop.
We're gonna be home free, here.
Copies? You want me to make copies?
Well, at some point, we all make copies.
Your time is now.
That's not funny, Hayes. That's very...
Yeah, that's real mature.
Where are you going?
I'm walking! Back in half an hour.
What a dick.
- Yeah.
- William Hayes?
Speaking.
And I know all about you
and your friend Robredo.
In fact, I know so much,
I could bring you both down.
Really?
- Who am I speaking with?
- Why don't we meet, and you'll find out?
- Where are you?
- I'm close by.
I don't have a lot of experience with
whatever this is.
You're getting warm.
You're hot.
You're hot.
You are so hot!
I got you!
I thought you were gone
through the summer.
No, I thought so, too,
but this crazy thing happened.
I mean, I was camping
on this beautiful beach in Crete
with all these really cool people,
and there was this guy that I liked, Paco,
brooding and sexy,
monosyllabic and totally my type.
One night I'm dancing with Paco
and he kisses me,
- an incredible, deep kiss.
- Spare me the details.
- And what do I do?
- I don't know. What'd you do?
I start crying.
- I mean, tears are rolling down my cheeks...
...which he doesn't notice 'cause, of course,
his hands are all over my body,
which felt nice,
which made me feel even more upset,
'cause in a flash
I saw our entire relationship,
I mean, the incredibly hot start, with Paco
basking in my love and admiration...
- What are we doing here?
- I just got to pick something up.
Just take a second.
And then the inevitable moment,
and I don't know why it...
- Hello.
- Hi.
I don't know why it happens,
but it always does,
when all that love and admiration
and he'd find some way to hurt me.
I mean, sure, after, he'd be sorry.
So...
I decided to unlock his beautiful lips
from mine,
remove his hand from my ass,
- and I walked away.
- Good move.
- I walked away, Will! From Paco!
- Good move.
- No one walks away from Paco!
- I like the story.
And it felt life-changing.
And I realized I had to tell someone.
When I realized who that person was,
- it was so unexpected.
- Here we are, sir.
It's like when something is staring you
in the face
and it's like you're too blind to see it.
What's that?
I have some news for you, too.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why are you so upset?
Don't you think it's a little weird we've been
writing each other for however long
and somehow you neglect to tell me that,
A, you've fallen in love,
and, B, you've fallen in love!
- I told you I was dating someone.
- Dating someone.
You just bought
a diamond engagement ring for someone!
I'm sorry.
I think I was just nervous to tell you.
Why would you be nervous to tell me?
I don't know.
I love this girl so much.
I'd just really like you to be happy for me.
I can be happy for you.
Of course I can be happy for you.
Poor April.
She's like the character in the story
who's always been the friend.
Then she realized
she doesn't just want to be the friend.
She wants to be the girlfriend,
except it's too late.
What do you mean?
Weren't you listening?
She came home for you.
There's union seals
on all the menus, my friend.
The weather cleared in Chicago.
The President will be here by 8:00.
Where's Russ?
Gonna meet you and Arthur
in the restaurant.
I'm funnier over here.
I can't stop my leg
You're early.
Good to see you.
- You look great.
- Thank you. You, too.
- That's a nice tie.
- Well, you'd know.
So, the magazine asked me
to do a follow-up on Robredo.
- Great.
- Yeah, it is great. It's also...
It's...
You just read it.
- Yeah.
- He did this?
- Yes.
They actually got a friend an early parole.
You know what?
I think it happened such a long time ago,
and you're way ahead in all the polls.
Yeah, see, I don't think that's gonna matter,
because he's the tough-on-crime Democrat.
That's...
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