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Desperate Living Page #5
- Year:
- 1977
- 90 min
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- Oh, no!
- Come on!
- Leave me alone!
- It won't hurt.
- Just leave me alone!
- Come on!
No! Go away!
- We'll have a good time.
- Leave me alone! Stop!
- I wanna...
- Go away!
- Leave me alone!
- Freak.
Please, just go away.
Oh, God! Please just go away!
Just leave me alone!
Oh, God! No!
- Flipper! Yeah!
- Oh, God! Get off!
I'm not trying
to be rude, really...
but I can't stay
in here any longer.
What's the matter?
Don't you like fun?
This is not my idea of fun.
Grizelda, please walk me
back to the house.
Loosen up a bit.
I have no desire
to be a loose person...
and you should stop drinking
before you get dead drunk.
Oh, come on.
I'll walk you back.
I don't get you, Peggy.
You leech onto us
and then all you do is complain.
Let the little
babies go home.
Boy, if you
don't like this bar...
there is really
something wrong with you.
Kill him, Flip!
Get him, Flipper!
Hit him! Come on, you guys!
Bye-bye, sweetie.
See you next Tuesday.
Same time, same place.
Bye!
You lazy b*tch! I'm out
workin' my tail off all day...
and you're in there
f***in' midgets.
Isn't that the pits?
Flipper,
now don't start that sh*t.
She's just an old
friend of mine.
Come on, now.
Get in here.
Friend, my ass.
You've turned my apartment...
into your own private
passion pit, haven't you?
You better cram it.
Not in front of company.
Sorry if we
interrupted anything.
You didn't interrupt
anything, Mole.
Flipper's so jealous, she thinks
the toilets I sit on...
is her competition.
Now what can I do for ya?
Tryin' to find today's paper.
You got one, Shotsie?
I got one around here somewhere.
Just wait a minute here.
Hey, all right. Here you go.
There it is.
"Maryland lottery listings."
Here they are.
"O-8-5-5-5... 3-2-1!"
We did it, Muffy!
- We're rich!
- I want my own chauffeur!
- We won $1,000.
- Thank you, God!
Shut up, Muffy.
Look at all those dummies.
Come on, you apes. Hurry up.
Let's be quick.
Look at those dummies.
Attention! The Honorable
Queen Carlotta of Mortville!
- We honor you, Queen Carlotta.
- Hail Queen Carlotta!
- Out of my way! Come on!
- We honor you, Queen Carlotta.
Hey, morons, you got
your clothes on backwards.
Oh, gosh. This is fun.
Hi, stupid! Hi, ugly!
That senile old c*nt.
I wish I had a rifle
with a telescopic lens in it.
I'd help you
pull the trigger, Mole.
Squeaky Fromme, where are you
when we need you?
I can't resist.
That hog face is too much
God damn it!
Who threw that?
Oh, Herbert. We're safe now.
I'm sorry I had to
drag you all that way...
wanted to bury you.
I love you, too, my darling.
Mother can't hurt us now.
We'll get married tonight.
Oh, you don't look so well.
I hope you perk up
for our honeymoon.
What the hell is this?
I'm sorry. I know it's rude
especially since
I don't even know you...
but my mother's army's
trying to kill my Herbert.
Young woman,
that man is already dead.
No, he's not.
He's just asleep.
Aren't you, Herbert?
Say hi to the nice ladies.
You'd better get
your lily-white ass...
out of here
before we all get shot.
Please don't kick me out.
They're looking for me...
and my mother'll lock me up
in the castle if she finds me.
You obviously belong
in a mental hospital.
Look who's callin'
the kettle black.
She's just upset.
Now be easy on her.
I will not!
I don't want some renegade
necrophile princess...
as my roommate.
It's just for a few days.
Don't be so selfish.
Selfish? I'll show you selfish.
Get out of here, mongoloid!
Take your stinking corpse
of a boyfriend with you.
Oh, Herbert, this
lady's being so mean to me.
Don't cry, Princess.
I'll try and
help you some way.
There, there.
Everything's gonna be all right.
Go ahead. Feel her up,
just like you did to me.
Find 'em, feel 'em,
f*** 'em, forget 'em!
Is that your new motto?
Zip that gaping hole
of a mouth up, Peggy...
before I plug it up
with my fist.
You're just like all the rest of
the common dykes in this town.
What the hell do you mean, dyke?
A fat dyke!
Help, police!
The princess is in my house!
You're under arrest
by order of Her Highness...
the Queen Carlotta.
What's going on in here?
What's happening in here?
Come on, you little b*tch.
Get out of there. Get up.
Your mother's
waiting to see you.
Come on!
Those snotty b*tches
wrecked our guest house.
I should've gotten a security
deposit from those a**holes.
You let riffraff in...
and they bring the neighborhood
down every time.
Look, baby, I got to get
my ass into Baltimore...
to claim our money
and do some shoppin'.
Will you be all right
while I'm gone?
Oh, sure. I'll be fine,
but you be careful.
All right, then. Lock those
doors and don't f*** any men.
Oh, go! Go take it off!
Let's see some ass!
Strip faster!
Let's see some private areas.
Oh, I see London.
Oh, I see France.
Spread those legs, baby!
Yes, sirree! A Hollywood love!
Come on. That love muscle,
I want to see it.
Come on over here
with that thing.
Gettin' me all heated up,
aren't you?
I'm gonna have
to give you a spankin'.
I've been a bad little boy,
haven't I, Your Highness?
You certainly have, Grogan.
Now, get up here
with that behind.
Come on, over my knee,
you little bastard!
This'll teach you
to arouse royalty!
Harder!
- May I get up, Your Majesty?
- Yes, get up, stupid.
I hope you didn't leave
May I get dressed, Your Majesty?
Yes, please do. Your body
has a certain odor about it...
- An odor, Your Majesty?
- Yes, a wretched stench.
I wash daily, Your Majesty.
Wash harder in the future.
There is a noticeable odor zone
somewhere on your body...
and I'd appreciate it
and deodorize it.
I'll try and correct it,
Your Majesty.
Oh, we can't all be perfect,
Lieutenant Grogan.
Come on over here
and sit besides my feet.
You honor me, but certain
commoners in this town...
obviously don't.
Someone threw a mudball
at me today.
If only I had a little
pink button to push...
that could wipe out this town.
Tell me, is it possible
to get me a hydrogen bomb?
- I doubt it, Your Majesty.
- How about germ warfare?
Do you know anything
about that?
You mean poisoning
the population?
Yes, that sounds like
a fun project. How about rabies?
Could we spread that
disease inexpensively?
I think so, Your Majesty.
All we need is some rabid
bat pus to make a serum.
Fine! Let's try it.
Rabid bat pus...
and let's put in a little
rat piss for good luck.
- You're a genius, Your Majesty.
- I know. I know.
You let me out of here, Mummy!
You murderess! You rat!
Stinking fascist slug!
Swine.
Your Majesty, Herbert
the garbage man is dead...
and thanks to this noble
peasant woman...
we have captured Coo-Coo
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