Det store lærred: Regel nr. 1 Page #3

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Know what? I'm a Rotary Club member.

You should come to our wine tasting.

- That could be fun.

- What are you doing next Tuesday?

- I don't think I've got anything.

- So we'll...

- No.

- Yes.

- Are you ready to order?

- I'm skipping the food.

Get us another two

of these little devils?

But you're freezing.

They've got Karaoke. Come on.

- Palle, I'm not much for Karaoke,

- Everyone loves Karaoke.

- Please, Palle.

- I want to sing Karaoke.

Could we have another two -

- bone dry martinis?

This song is dedicated to

the beautiful, warm and lovely Linda.

Palle, where do you live?

Where do you live, Palle?

What did you say?

I didn't catch that.

I'll just follow him to the door,

I won't be a second.

Come on.

Try to stand up Palle.

I better help him in.

Thanks for the ride.

Look out.

Come on, Palle.

You're doing great, Palle.

Straight ahead.

Palle, where are your keys?

Come on, Palle.

- I love you, Linda.

- My name isn't Linda.

- We're going to snuggle.

- I'll just get your keys, Palle. There.

Good.

Sit down here, Palle.

Who the hell are you?

- I'm with Palle.

- Palle?

What the hell are you doing, Palle?

Are you out of your mind?

What are you doing here?

And stop pissing on my sofa.

Sit down. Don't move.

Where the hell

do you think you're going?

Palle, stop it. Palle, stop.

- That's a pretty sight, Palle.

- Stop it, Palle.

- The officer in charge, please.

- Palle, stop it.

How mature of you, Palle.

You brought your water pistol.

050478-1222.

Caroline kerwald,

Jollevej 22, Hvidovre.

Yes.

Linda, I want you!

- How do you know our friend Palle?

- Through my mother.

We were on a date.

I don't really know him.

You do realize you're being charged

with harassment and illegal entry.

I was just with Palle.

I thought he lived there.

There's a restraining order on Palle.

And what about the pistol?

Where did you get that?

It's Palle's.

You better sleep it off here.

We'll go over it again tomorrow.

- But I haven't done anything.

- Of course you haven't.

Linda!

Hi.

- Is it him now?

- Don't we go together well?

I hate you.

So tell me.

- What?

- Everything.

I hate you.

- Thanks.

- Here's to your first big customer.

She hasn't signed yet,

but if she doesn't...

She will. Of course, she will.

She's the biggest pain in the ass

I've ever met.

She knows what she wants.

And that's you.

Is it Rikke from Freezone

you're talking about?

She called to say

she was contacting another firm.

What?

I thought Lars told you.

He says it comes as no surprise.

But she can't do that.

What did she say?

She said something about amateurs...

- I've got to meet Ole, I've got to go.

- But we just got here.

I better mingle.

- I'll be back soon.

- Yeah, okay.

We'll squeeze in the fun later.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

- See you later.

- Sure.

Yeah. We put the top down

and went driving up the coast.

If anyone ever told me I'd ever care

about camshafts and carburetors...

But he is.

You can laugh, but I'm ready for it.

A country house and a big bushy dog.

It happens to even the best of us.

Imagine! A white wedding...

Church bells...

You feel that way too?

I'll call you right back.

- What are you doing?

- I'm tired of being on sale.

Rule Number One:
don't take your

frustrations out on your wardrobe.

You know what, Sarah?

You can stick your rules up your ass.

I'm so sick and tired of hearing about

what is done and what isn't done.

Then find somewhere else to live,

cause I don't have to put up with this.

Have you washed your hands? Got

to keep an eye on them constantly.

Hi, I'm Caroline.

Thanks for having me over.

- The bathroom is that way.

- Is that the only one there is?

- You'd have to go through here...

- That's no problem.

They're battling.

It's pretty entertaining.

You get used to it.

It's an expensive apartment,

and some of the others paid...

I'm willing to negotiate.

I'm no capitalist landlord so -

- if we get to know each other and -

- we get along then I don't

see why I have to strip you clean.

- Is it nice living with Sarah?

- Let's talk about something else?

You shouldn't have left Michael

before you'd found a place to live.

Can't you patch things up?

You can't always have it your way.

Mom, I caught him with his dick

down someone else's throat.

- Oh, is that all?

- I don't think that's okay.

No, no, of course not,

but couldn't you talk about over?

Look out.

- I saw a really good film yesterday.

- On your own?

- Mom...

- Okay, okay.

- I'll be right there.

- There's a problem with my lamp.

- It's the fitting I think...

- Hi. I didn't recognize you.

Hi.

- Are you okay?

- Yes.

- You weren't too badly hurt?

- No.

- You never told me your name.

- I'm Caroline.

- I'm Sebastian.

- Hi.

- I thought you studied architecture.

- This is just a part-time job.

- Nice lamp.

- It's just a little broken.

We don't have a repair shop,

but I can probably fix it for you.

- I'll have to take it home.

- Okay.

If you want, you can come along

and wait while I fix it.

I'm thinking of starting

my studies again.

- What were you studying?

- Medicine.

But I've been away for three years.

My ex-boyfriend felt

you couldn't be a real couple -

- unless you had a house and a car, so

we got the big package. House, car...

He even started looking

at summerhouses and boats.

And he insisted

we move to the suburbs.

- Where are you originally from?

- Aarhus.

It's stupid not to draw a line

and say enough is enough.

In the end I just sat there

and all of my dreams slipped away.

I should have left ages ago.

- Hi, Patrick.

- Hey, beautiful.

- Where were you yesterday?

- I lost track of time.

- I was all alone waiting for you.

- just couldn't get away.

I'm going to be late again tonight.

We're going out to celebrate.

You know, we just finished the pilot.

Hold on a second.

Listen, that was Ole again.

I've got to go.

I'll call you later, okay?

Bye.

- And what then?

- I ended up in a detention cell.

To sleep it off.

- No.

- Yes.

So it's been one disaster

after the other.

Sure sounds that way.

I'm sorry... Sorry.

There are better ways

to get me undressed, Sebastian.

Yeah, but this way

I get to feel you up a little.

I'll make a fresh pot.

Sorry, sweetheart.

Hi, Sofie.

I was on my way home and I thought,

why don't I stop by and say hello -

- and buy some fresh croissants

and pick up some of my stuff.

- Six, three apiece.

- Great.

Caroline, Caroline.

Time to get up.

I'm really sorry, I overslept.

We really need to hurry. Let's go.

- Caroline...

- Let's take a shower together.

Not now. And please do me a favor.

Sneak out the back door, would you?

- Why?

- Because I'm in a hurry.

Here are your clothes.

It's my refrigerator too!

Is that what you're looking for?

An ordinary b*tch like that?

- Relax, damn it!

- You must have been really drunk!

What do you expect?

I expect you not to pounce on

the first thing you set eyes on.

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