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Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Page #8
Yeah!
(SINGING) Well, now,
don't you tell me to smile
You stick around
I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style profile, I said
when I hear, Ooh, Child
From the Hudson River out to the Nile
I run the marathon till the very last mile
If you battle me I will revile
People always say my style is wild
You've got gall, you've got guile
To step to me, I'm a rapophile
If you want to battle, you're in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead, put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile
GREG:
You have got to be kidding me.BO Y:
Hey, what's up?GIRL:
Hey.Hey.
Hey.
So, I left my racing game at your house
and Collin's sleeping over tonight.
So I need it back.
What? No way.
Finders, keepers.
You didn't find it, I left it.
Fine, then leavers, losers.
That's not even a real thing.
It is if I say it is.
It's my game.
Do you know what?
You wouldn't even have that game
if I hadn't told you about it!
You wouldn't have half the stuff
you have without me!
Yeah, like a broken hand!
ROWLEY:
It clicks now!Hear that? Click, click, click, click.
- And it's all your fault!
- It was an accident!
Kick his butt, Rowley! It's easy!
Guys, Greg and Rowley are gonna fight!
- Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
PATTY:
Come on, what's wrongwith you guys?! Start punching!
- You start!
- You start it!
No, you!
Quit copying me!
This has got to be the worst fight ever!
Do something!
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Well, well, well, look who we have here!
You're so freaking dead!
All you guys better scram
or I'm gonna kick your butts, too!
(ALL SCREAMING)
Not you two.
You guys have no idea
what I'm gonna do to you.
Oh, um...
What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
- We need to move this along.
My shift at Cinnabon starts in half an hour.
I know what we're gonna do.
Give me the wide one.
That's you, let's go.
Pick it up.
- But...
- Pick it up.
Now eat it.
No!
Eat it or I'll shove the entire thing
down your throat.
(GAGGING)
GREG:
I don't even want to sayexactly what happened
because if Rowley ever tries
to run for President
what these guys made him do,
he won't have a chance.
PETE:
Now you.But I'm allergic to dairy!
I'll die, and then you'll go to jail! And...
MALONE:
Hey!- What are you doing on school property?
- WADE:
Go, go, go!CARTER:
Shotgun!Pete Hosey, is that you?
You boys okay? Yeah? All right.
Out of my way! Out of my way!
Oh, my God!
- I ate the cheese!
Yeah. I ate it.
And you know what, people?
I just did you all a huge favor.
I ate the cheese to show you all
how stupid this whole school is.
The wrong friends.
The wrong butt?
It's all meaningless.
Just like this cheese.
I know it. You all know it.
So come on.
Everyone else who's sick of it,
step forward and join me!
Cheese Touch!
Greg Heffley has the Cheese Touch!
- ALL:
Run!- BOY:
He's got the Cheese Touch!Not bad, Heffley. Not bad at all.
So you want to come over
after school and... play?
Yeah.
Okay.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
PATTY:
Here's your yearbook.Have a great summer.
Here's your yearbook.
Have a great summer.
Thanks!
Here's your yearbook.
Have a great summer.
Thanks, Patty.
Here's your yearbook.
You're not in it that much.
Maybe try to get out there
a little next year.
You know what, Patty?
One day middle school will end
and become high school.
And after that, it just becomes life.
And all those things you think
are important now won't be anymore.
(SCOFFS) You wish.
(EXCLAIMING) As if!
Handing it to you is like touching you
and I am way too smart
to touch somebody who ate the cheese.
Rowley! Have a great summer!
Stay cool.
Yep, you're way too smart for me,
Patty Farrell.
(SCOFFS)
(LAUGHING)
So the year turned out pretty good.
My goal was to be a class favorite,
and I made it.
Even if it wasn't exactly
the way I planned it.
Zoo-wee Mama!
(WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEPLAYING)
Hey! Oh!
I don't wanna waste my time again
By getting wasted with so-called friends
'Cause they don't know me
But they pretend
to be part of my social scenery
Hey, maybe I'm a critic, a cynic
Or am I jaded or am I afraid of it?
'Cause It's dragging me down
It's bumming me out
It's making my head spin round and round
Can you say, "Hey?"
Can you say, "Oh?"
That's right, what do you want from me?
Can you say, "Hey?"
Can you say, "Oh?"
That's right, what do you want from me?
I get the feeling we're on to something
I say jump and you start jumping
Can you say, "Hey?"
Can you say, "Oh?"
That's right, what do you want from me?
Just another day in the life of me
Maybe I'm a critic, a cynic
Or am I crazy? Do they all hate me?
'Cause they pick me up
and throw me down
It's making my head spin round and round
(EXCLAIMS)
Can you say, "Hey?"
Can you say, "Oh?"
That's right, what do you want from me?
Can you say, "Hey?"
Can you say, "Oh?"
That's right, what do you want from me?
I get the feeling, we're on to something
I say jump and you start jumping
Can you say, "Hey?"
Can you say, "Oh?"
That's right,
now what do you want from me?
Can you say, "Hey?"
Can you say, "Oh?"
That's right, what do you want from me?
Can you say, "Hey?"
Can you say, "Oh?"
That's right, what do you want from me?
I get the feeling, we're on to something
I say jump and you start jumping
Can you say, "Hey?"
Can you say, "Oh?"
That's right, what do you want from me?
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