Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star Page #11

But misbehave and

we'll bust your head

Gee, Wally,

was it something they said?

Child stars

on your television

Most of us have nothing

to lose

So we'll put your butt

on the 5:
00 news

Child stars

on your television

We don't know karate,

but we do know crazy

We'll beat you so bad,

your future will be hazy

Child stars

on your television

Don't ever say,

"Didn't you used to be...?"

Or I'll put your head

through a vintage TV

Child stars on your television

Eight rehabs isn't enough

But I've done and seen

the most killer stuff

Child stars

on your television

You want an autograph

but I'ma tell you this

Don't ask a brother

when he's taking a piss

Child stars

on your television

You can dance like me,

you can dance like Mickey

I'll hurt you real bad,

you can take it from Kenickie

Now of course

we've been kidding

This has all been in fun

We're happy you still love us,

after our shows have gone

But please just follow

our simple rules

Or we'll beat you

like rented mules.

We loved being child stars

on your television

Child stars

Child stars.

All right you guys,

thanks for coming.

Let's skedoodle.

All right,

that's seriously the end.

People in the back, beat it.

We know you left your popcorn.

That's fine.

Someone will get it.

And quit pretending like

you're reading the credits.

They're so small,

and we're pushing them by

so fast.

We don't even know

who these people are.

It's some contract thing.

Who was that?

Was that one of you guys,

or was that me?

That was me.

Got a little bite in it.

Come on, that's funny.

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