Dinner for Schmucks Page #10

Synopsis: Tim (Rudd) is a rising executive who "succeeds" in finding the perfect guest, IRS employee Barry (Carell), for his boss's monthly event, a so-called "dinner for idiots," which offers certain advantages to the exec who shows up with the biggest buffoon.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jay Roach
Production: Paramount Studios
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.9
Metacritic:
56
Rotten Tomatoes:
41%
PG-13
Year:
2010
114 min
$72,980,108
Website
2,424 Views


What part of "no more"

do you not understand?

We had a talk, Kieran and I,

and he understands

it's purely professional.

- There is professional no more.

- He's right, Julie.

If we start this tire...

we'll burn this world to ashes.

- What are you talking about?

- If you start this Ere...

- Burn it to ashes.

- ...burn this world to ashes.

- There goes my museum show.

- Welcome to my world.

- Yeah.

- Julie...

...I love you. I don't care

if we get married. I'll stop asking.

Don't stop asking.

- You are a wise man, my friend.

- As are you.

Au revoir Julie.

Au revoir Tim.

Au revoir Kieran.

Be kind to your birds and your goats!

We're gonna be so happy together!

I guess things

really do happen for a reason.

Tim lost his job, but the

two of us remain best friends.

And once a month, I invite him

to a gathering I hast.

Its called The Breakfast of Champions.

Kieran and I became friends.

He asked me to collaborate with him,

and we showed our work

ah' over the world...

...including South Africa.

And guess who came to see us?

Morgan Freeman.

Tim went on to help Martin Mueller

convert his munitions factory

into the Martin Mueller Museum of Modem Art...

. , . or. .

Kieran and I collaborated

on a sculpture for the opening.

I met up with Darla again.

Boy, does she like role playing.

She had me play detective,

and she left all of these clues.

And you know what?

I found it.

Therman wrote a new book.

And it is very popular in some circles.

I guess it's true what they say...

"A mind is a terrible thing. "

Oh, yeah, as for Tim and Julie...

Well, Julie finally said yes.

They went to Paris for the honeymoon.

I waited around to surprise them,

but it never felt like the right time.

Anyway, I can tell you this:

They both got curated..

...several times.

Oh, yeah... Fenders company

went out of business.

Forbes Magazine named him Wall Street's biggest loser!

Way to go, Fender!

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David Guion

David Guion (born 30 September 1967) is a French football coach, currently for Reims, and former professional footballer who played as a defender. more…

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