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Dirty Grandpa Page #10
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- 2016
- 102 min
- $34,690,808
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Well, we'll work
on it.
You're a hard man
to track down, Professor.
Are those my pants?
Yeah, these are
your pants.
I found a Werther's
Original in the pocket
and I've been
sucking on it all morning.
You do know that I'm not
a professor, right?
Yeah, I know.
You're just a dirty,
dirty grandpa,
and I'm just a girl
from Long Island City
who likes to f***
old people.
I like your
pull-out couch.
Yeah, well,
I got news for you.
That's the only thing
that's gonna be
pulling out tonight.
I'll be right back.
Hey.
Look, I'm... I'm sorry.
I don't know
if I can do this.
I haven't done it
for a long time.
Whoops! I guess
they just slipped off.
I want you to tear
open my bra
like it's a social
security check.
Tell me you've fallen
and you can't get up.
"Help, I've fallen
and I can't get up."
No!
Now fumble around
and pretend
like you're trying
to find your glasses.
"I'm trying to find
my glasses. I can't see.
"I found them!
I can see! I can see!"
Tell me it's 4:
00and you want to eat dinner.
"It's 4:
00and I want to eat dinner."
Tell me the buttons
on your remote control
are so small
that you can't find Fox News.
"The buttons
on my remote control
"are so small
I can't find Fox News!"
Tell me how small they are!
"They're real small!"
Tell me how this neighborhood
used to be safer!
"This neighborhood
used to be safer!"
Tell me how things were
better under Eisenhower!
"Things were better
under Eisenhower!"
- We like Ike!
- We like Ike!
- We like Ike!
- We like Ike!
We like Ike!
We like Ike!
We like Ike!
We like Ike!
We like Ike!
Are you
cumming or dying?
I'm not sure!
Maybe both!
"...for as by a man
came death.
"By a man has
come also life."
Richard Kelly II.
Congratulations on the
baby's new godparents,
Jason and Shadia.
Congratulations!
Back to Mommy.
All baptized.
You just keep
surprising me, Grandpa.
New dad at 72.
Great f***ing idea.
Hey, watch your
potty mouth!
- Jesus, sorry...
- Yeah, clean up your language.
And show some respect
for your new grandmother!
I'm sorry, honey.
That's all right.
And sweetie, would it kill
you to visit us sometimes?
We never see you.
Sorry, Nanna.
- You wanna go grab the car?
- Yeah.
All right, I'll pull around
the minivan.
Go to Daddy.
There we go,
come to Daddy.
All right.
It's a little bit weird.
She's my grandma.
And you're my uncle.
- Look at that.
- Holy sh*t!
It's a good dick.
My God!
Put that away.
- It's our dick.
- Yeah.
I'm just relieved
it's not his dick.
You want to get
the bottle for me?
Yeah.
Jamba!
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