Dirty Tricks Page #2
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I'm fired.
Denny does Clive's books.
I have privileges.
We can't talk here.
You can say what you like
in front of this lot.
I teach them. None of them speak
a word of English.
Really'?
- Yeah. Just talk quickly.
We can't have an affair.
I love Denny.
Well, who said
anything about love'?
We can't have an affair.
I can't...
This is fun.
Can I really say
anything I like?
Apparently, yes.
Denny and I
don't have sex anymore.
And I want it.
I think about it all the time.
But I love Denny.
So, what's your problem?
Sorry.
I really like you
and everything.
I just can't.
So, uh, Garcia.
What did you think
that conversation was about?
But she says she don't want.
Although she do want.
Women always do want.
But she want dollar to shag him,
and he only offer her carrots.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
That's -- That's nearly there.
Let's -- Let's carry on,
shall we,
and see if -- if you were right.
But she got Dennis
to ask me 'round again.
I knew she would.
Karen and I understood perfectly
the complicated rules
of our relationship.
In the beginning, anyway.
Quiero hablar
con Carlos Ventura.
MAN; Si.
Hola. Carlos.
It's me.
CARLOS:
I recognize your voice!
Yes, I should hope you do
recognize my voice.
Listen, I'm on my way
back to Malagrena.
Right now.
[Siren wailing]
I'll tell you when I get there.
I've got to go.
[Sighs]
Dennis, for some unknown reason,
got rather fond of me.
Mm, there.
Now, what do you think of that'?
That's -- That's smooth,
isn't it?
Slips down your throat
like velvet.
Now, this one
is a sort of a cross
between a late-harvest riesling
and an Amarone.
As in Valpolicella.
Ah.
KAREN:
[Meaning softly]
Now, this one is, uh...
[ Sniffs ]
Big.
It's a big wine.
Mm.
It's enormous.
It explodes in the mouth.
Big, hot...
hard, and juicy.
With a tremendous attack
on the nose.
Generous,
well-proportioned body.
Soft.
But very firm.
Have you been reading
these tasting notes?
EDWARD:
And a long, lingering
final...
...grip.
[Gasping softly]
Are you snoring, Karen'?
She snores like a pig.
I'm going to bed.
EDWARD:
Good night.
Night.
I don't suppose
could ever afford
30-year-old Armagnac.
You know how much this cost me'?
Not one penny.
Friend of a friend.
Payment in kind.
Lot of it goes on.
Shame to dump it on the dregs.
I'll get some fresh glasses.
Now, according to this bloke,
it has a smooth complexity
that defies description.
-[ Laughs ]
-[ Zips 1
it must be
absolutely bloody amazing
if he can find no words for it.
Honestly, the old bore
goes on and on and on
about his blessed wine.
You'd think he had nothing else
in his life.
[ Laughs ]
No, no, not the floor cupboard,
you twerp.
The one above your head.
Well, come on.
Chop, chop.
We don't want to be sitting here
all night, boy!
Oh, I'm just...
I was just coming.
[ Gasps ]
Ah! Ah!
[ Gasping ]
You all right'?
Oh. Cramp.
You want to learn to relax, boy.
It's good to be with a lad...
The rules were that this woman
would go down on me
in her husband's presence
but wouldn't touch me,
wouldn't see me or speak to me,
unless he was there.
...and get you
right royally pissed
on a cab sauv from Argentina.
[ Laughs ]
Good night, Dennis.
whether we wanted to or not,
I knew that night that we were
bound to go all the way.
Dennis even offered me
a free holiday m the Dordogne.
I was hoping that my real
intimacy with Karen
might begin now,
as it so often does
with English women en vacances.
It's about the only occasion
when they have enough time
for sex.
MAN:
Au revoir.Merci beacoup, monsieur.
Bonne chance.
Ah, bonjour!
Bonjour!
Hi!
I'm so glad you decided to come.
We have a friend
who's a neighbor.
Alison Kraemer.
Just your sort of person.
Are you trying to pair me off
with someone, Thomas?
Hi.
How's your tan'?
- Hello, Dennis.
- Hi there.
You're looking good.
Thanks. Come in.
It's lovely.
-Is it?
-[ Laughs ]
we went for lunch
at the neighbor's house.
I couldn't help thinking
that this
was what
they should have rented.
I felt
immediately at home here.
Just my sort of place.
Alison Kraemer owned it.
And of course
it had been in her family
for several generations.
Hello!
How lovely!
Well done you for finding it.
Come in.
Hello.
This is our friend.
- How do you do'?
-Hello. I'm Alison.
[indistinct talking, laughter]
EDWARD:
Thank you.
So, what made you
read languages?
To learn
how to conceal my thoughts.
Actually, I wanted to experience
"Therese Raquin"
in the original.
The original what?
The original French.
And now we all have to say
why we hate the French.
Without using the word
"lorry driver."
[ Laughter]
[Laughs loudly]
THOMAS:
Lyn and Iare just off out, Dennis!
See you!
[Vehicle door closes,
engine turns over]
[Vehicle departs]
[Shower running]
[ Gasps ]
- I'll scream.
- I hope so.
KAREN:
[Meaning]
She's a stuck-up b*tch,
that Kraemer woman.
DENNIS:
Karen'? Karen'?
Where are you, Karen'?
What are we gonna do with him'?
What are we gonna do
without him'?
[ Chuckles ]
Hello, Dennis.
Ah.
Where is everybody'?
Where's, um, Karen'?
She's up to something
in the bathroom.
Physical jerks of some sort.
Do you mind if I ask you
a very personal question?
Of course you can.
Do you have a pension plan
of any kind?
I have no fewer than
three personal pension plans.
And I also have
a company scheme.
And I've tied one of them
into a really state-of-the-art
life-insurance plan.
That's great.
If I died tomorrow,
I would be worth three-quarters
of a million pounds.
[Exhales sharply]
I mean, I'd be dead, of course.
What I mean to say is,
Karen would be worth
three-quarters
of a million pounds.
That gives me
very real satisfaction.
That's...
That's Wonderful.
[Laughing]
After that, killing the man
would have been doing him
a favor, really, wouldn't it'?
But the funny thing is, in spite
of what happened subsequently,
I did not kill Dennis Parsons.
That is the absolute truth.
I'd like the best available
single ticket
to San Bartolomeo, please.
It's in
the Republic of Malagrena.
South America.
Slightly to the right
of Guatemala.
Politically speaking.
You'll have to change
at Newark, sir.
That's fine.
I repeat --
I did not murder Dennis Parsons.
You see, Dennis being alive
suited both of us
very Well indeed.
Our adultery was different
after France.
The rules of engagement
altered.
was his predictability.
You could set your watch
by him.
And to make things all the more
exciting, we did just that.
- Bye, darling!
- Bye!
- I've got my period.
- So'?
[Vehicle approaches]
[Vehicle door closes]
Karen'?
Karen'?
KAREN:
[Meaning ] No!
No what?
I wanted to know
Whether you had rung Roger
about that estimate for
the building work in the cellar.
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