Dirty Tricks Page #3
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Karen, did you ring Roger or Ken
about that estimate
for the building work
in the cellar?
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
[ Gasping ]
Well, what did you tell him'?
I told him...l told him...
Go on!
Don't stop!
Oh. Sorry.
[Meaning]
Karen, what did you say to Roger
about the cellar?
Carry on!
You're doing a great...
[Moans] great job down there!
[ Gasping ]
Karen, what are you doing
in there'?
Just...finishing my...
...exercises!
It's late! [ Moans]
You don't want to be late!
[Meaning]
It's all very Well for you.
I'm the one who's out there
running around all day,
making all the calls
while you lie around here
enjoying yourself.
Always the life of Riley,
isn't it, woman?
[Meaning]
[ Door closes]
Oh, that was the best ever.
It's like he's here
but -- but not here.
Do you know what I mean'?
I think I do, yeah.
Ahh!
And then two weeks after
our return from France,
term started.
I went back almost cheerfully
to the Clive Phillips
seat of learning.
Well, well, well.
It's our tame intellectual,
back from his holiday.
If you're asking me
if I enjoyed myself, Clive,
the answer's yes.
Well, I hope
it didn't cost you too much.
How unusually thoughtful of you
to worry about
my financial situation.
Although I suppose
the appalling bad Wages you pay
do make you
in a sense responsible.
Well, I'm about to take
an even greater share
of that responsibility
because as of, uh,
9:
00 this morning,you're officially
off the payroll, sonny Jim.
You are fired.
By no means
is your contract being renewed.
I take a very dim view
of my teachers leaving me short
while they swan around France
with my friends.
Well, thank you for this
new career opportunity, Clive.
I know Where you live.
Ah!
Fancy meeting you here!
What a coincidence!
From now on you'll meet me on
every street corner in Oxford.
Oh, well, join us, matey!
Come in on our picnic.
Today is my 40th birthday!
We're goin' up de river!
[ Laughs ]
He says it's the first day
of the rest of his life!
Oh, we got to have
a little fun somehow, boy!
We got to take our chances
while we may!
Who knows'? Two hours from now,
I could be dead!
[ Laughter]
-[ PODS ]
-Ho ho!
Whoa! Oh!
Ohh.
The view from here
is delightful.
of expertise, you know,
this, uh, poking your stick
at the bottom.
[ Laughs ]
KAREN:
We haven't gotany champagne left.
DENNIS:
Whoop![ Laughs ]
I can't seem to find it.
Dennis, do you think
this is an awfully good idea?
[Laughs] It's fine!
It'll be fine.
Oh, I've done this before,
you know.
EDWARD:
Dennis, that's --that's actually the river.
-It's the Thames.
- Oh, what can go Wrong?
Don't you worry.
You're in --
You're in safe hands.
Well, the currents can be quite
strong around here, Dennis.
Oh, don't you worry about me.
I shall be fine.
Dennis, uh, do let me have a go.
Dennis, I don't think this is
a very good idea. It's a river.
I may not have been to Oxford,
old boy,
but I do know
-om
- KAREN:
Aah!Denny!
Aah!
- Aah! Denny!
- Ohh!
Aah! Denny!
Grab the paddle.
Can he swim'?
Latch onto this!
Help! Help! Help!
Denny!
[Thud]
Aah!
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
Denny!
Aah! [Sobbing]
Denny!
We're going away from him!
Perhaps that's 'cause you're
paddling in the wrong direction!
Did you say he could swim
or not'?
Has he ever had lessons'?
Denny! Denny!
[ Sobbing ]
MAN:
Dennis Parsonswas no ordinary accountant.
The boating accident
that claimed his life
deprived us of a man
who was a lot more
than a number cruncher
who knew a lot about wine.
He was a man Whose dedication
to his chosen profession
led him to an appreciation
of the finer things in life.
But gourmet cuisine
and interior design
were not the whole
of Dennis Parsons.
He cared.
I've gathered from all of you
that he really did care
about other people.
You know Alison's a widow too'?
EDWARD:
Maybe that's whythey look so good together.
THOMAS:
Yeah, Women do look goodin black.
Especially Karen, I think.
Poor Dennis.
I keep asking myself
I could have done.
Oh, you've done
more than enough.
with either
F Were Tether
dear charmer away
But Whilst
they still tease me together
To neither a word will I say
F Ba-dum ba-dee da-da-dum F
[ Sobbing ]
I...
I can't see you.
I mustn't see you.
I just mustn't.
I did love him.
We killed him.
We killed Denny.
It was an accident, Karen.
You didn't mean to paddle
in the wrong direction.
I didn't mean to hit him
on the head with the pole.
[Sighs]
If I had, I'd have hit him
a damned sight harder.
Somehow or other --
Goo' knows how --
I managed to salvage
a weekend with her in Wales.
But I had to take my bike
on the train.
Karen had insisted
on separate travel.
And separate rooms.
Are you the plumber?
No, I'm a guest, actually.
Stable that, would you?
you see'?
Denny didn't.
I mean, he...
He -- He couldn't.
You mean, he was...
Well, he -- he wasn't...
I mean, he wasn't very...
But he wasn't completely.
It was his sperm.
It often is the sperm.
I've always loved children.
Really?
Oh, love them to bits.
Their little faces and so on.
Can't we at least be friends'?
Can't we try and salvage
something out of all this mess'?
No.
Another bottle
of Meursault, please.
It was Dennis's favorite.
The next morning, I suggested
a walk to a nearby reservoir.
It was there
that I made my big pitch.
I timed it
very, very carefully.
I really thought
I was in danger
of kissing goodbye
which was what this
barely literate gym teacher
was now worth.
Karen, you know what
you were saying last night
about children?
Sometimes I wish
I'd just had your baby.
I could have pretended
it was Denny's.
Darling, that's what
I was gonna say!
Karen, babies are
sacred things to me.
That's why I hardly ever
used protection.
I wanted your baby, Karen.
Do you mean that?
Of course I mean that.
Couldn't you tell'?
And it's not too late now.
I know we've been thoughtless
and irresponsible
and all of those things.
But now we've got the chance
to make up for it.
Let's have a baby.
For you and me.
And, you know, for Dennis.
I always thought I was just sex
as far as you were concerned.
"Just sex."
How can you say that'?
The sex was the best
I've ever had,
but you were always a lot more
than just sex.
What we had was love, Karen.
And children
are what makes love real.
They're what survive
after We're gone.
You're so right.
It's like Denny said
that day on the boat.
I could be dead
sooner than I think.
You could.
It's a strong possibility.
KAREN:
I'm a very simple person,really.
I love animals.
I love the outdoors.
I love my mum.
I love babies.
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