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over a French kiss!

- Our tongues will improvise.

- Instinctively.

Instinctively.

Instinctively!

Hang on.

Wait.

Gotta piss.

Hurry UP-

Ready?

Ready?

Ready!

- Five.

- Four.

- Three.

- Two.

One.

That wasn't so bad.

- It wasn't so horrible.

- It wasn't so horrible.

It was awful.

Awful.

This'll be tough.

Agree.

We'll do it Pretty Woman" style.

Agree, no kissing.

Kissing is too intimate,

we just need to...

- Charge in.

- Charge in.

No big deal.

No big deal!

Pure muscle. Check it out.

It's well hidden.

No big deal!

That's it, let's go.

No big deal. Socks?

Socks, OK.

We've taken a huge f***in' step.

Hang on,

can make a weird suggestion?

- Weird?

- mean...

What if we just hugged each other

bare-chested?

You mean like if we

ran into each other at the pool.

- That's it.

- In our bathing suits.

Yeah, like we were greeting

each other.

Jeff! Sh*t, man,

haven't seen you in ages.

- How's it going, dude?

- How are you?

- Great. And you?

- You're lookin' good.

I'm so happy to see you.

- You look great.

- You too! Sh*t, this is wild.

There's one subject we've avoided.

Don't know.

Don't know what to do.

Maybe we should go easy

on the vodka.

- Viagra?

- Viagra.

On a Sunday night...

Without a prescription.

Don't get something.

There's something don't get.

What's that?

Don't turn you on?

Maybe if saw your thing.

You want to see my thing?

- You'll take off running.

- I'll take my chances.

- You want to see my thing?

- Yeah.

What about you?

You want to see mine?

Why not?

Forget the blow jobs.

There's Plan B.

One of us goes in the bathroom.

He... comes back hard.

We could try that.

I'm not sure I'll stay hard

when come back.

Hang on, when you think about it...

We want to make a film...

that's a bit...

A f***in' work of art!

Art is so...

Art's a big f***in' deal!

We want to have an experience,

not get it over with.

Not with our eyes closed.

Right.

Something we didn't think

we could do, and we did it.

Like bungee jumping.

You jump, you go for it.

Think they have VOD?

What turns you on?

What do you mean?

What gets you hard?

What are your fantasies?

Something you've never done before.

Dunno, lots of things.

All kinds of ideas.

Such as?

Dunno, a blindfold over my eyes...

Not knowing who I'm with, see?

What about bondage?

Maybe. It depends who with.

Like to be hit.

A good spanking gets me...

- Idiot!

- I'm being serious.

Hit me.

Hit you?

Slap my ass.

Go on. There's just the two of us.

Are you shitting me?

No, hit me.

Go on, harder.

Yes.

- Stop it!

- More.

- Stop it!

- Go on.

There, take that!

Stop it! What're you doing?

- I'm hard!

- Stop it Jeff!

Are you crazy? Get off.

I'm gonna do it.

What're you playing at?

- I'm hard.

- Get off!

I'm gonna do it, swear!

- Get off me, Jeff!

- Go on, move!

Fight back!

Stop it, you f***in' idiot!

Insult me, you b*tch!

Get off me, dammit!

- Take your shorts off.

- My hands are tied!

Don't believe it!

You fell for it!

You f***in' hurt me.

Where? Let me see.

Want a massage?

Get outta my way!

We said we were making

a film together. Together!

By consent! Mutual consent!

Not a rape!

A rape...

OK, it wasn't the best way

to go about it.

We'll find a way.

Hello, I'd like to order some food.

Two cheeseburgers,

2 fries, and 2 Cokes.

Diet Coke for me.

No, a Diet Coke.

One Diet Coke and 1 regular.

One regular and 1 Diet Coke, yes.

That's it.

Thank you.

- Five.

- Four.

- Three.

- Two.

One.

Think I'm in deep sh*t with Anna.

I'm in deep f***in' sh*t.

Feel pathetic.

I'm lucky she puts up with me.

She loves you.

She supports you.

She understands you, accepts you.

But think she might make

your life hell now.

I'm hot

I'm very hot.

Hot in what way?

I'm sweating

and my heart is pounding.

Want your pedometer?

Better get going.

Better go home.

Put things right with Anna and fast.

You bet.

Know what mean?

Know exactly what you mean.

I've always known,

sometimes even before you.

Come here.

Come on.

Love you, man.

Love you, too.

I'll pick you up tomorrow.

Don't make promises

you can't keep.

Sweet dreams you have.

Too you.

??? Ben

I'm Jean -Francois.

Everyone calls me Jeff

- We're making...

- A film.

A film.

No. Cut.

Seattle. Gotta do it in English.

You think so?

With the hat and in English.

So, we're making a film.

But first, we wanted

to introduce ourselves.

We're old friends,

we've known ear:
it other for ages.

We were at art school

together and...

But we took very different paths.

Jeff has become a sort of adventurer

who travels the world.

I'm married, have a wife, a house.

All that jazz.

He turned up two days ago.

And here we are.

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