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only as a term
of endearment...
as explained by Q-Tip in the
classic song, "Sucka Nigga. "
That's your room
right there.
After that,
they all hit it off.
Though he never used that word
in front of them again.
The mission at band camp was to give
kids from different backgrounds...
a chance to exchange music and
experiences unique to their cultures.
W- W-Wait. Okay, so you're saying
white girls will suck dick...
yet still claim
they're virgins?
Yeah, man. I'm serious.
Really?
Dude, check it. I've been getting
head since I was, like, 12, all right?
I've been hitting hos in the
ass since I was, like, 14.
It's true, man.
These chicks will let you fill
any hole, except the p*ssy,
with a dick, no problem.
So, technically,
- Yeah.
- Right.
But here's something
to wrap your brain around, man.
I've never had intercourse
with a p*ssy.
Mm-hmm? Only a**hole and oral. Okay?
So the question isn't,
"Am I technically a virgin?"
What the question
could be is...
"Am I technically... gay?"
Oh. That's deep, nigga.
Yeah. I don't know.
William went to-
prep school,
weed a week, skipped classes...
and had a 1.9 GPA,
yet got a perfect score
on his SAT.
He was accepted to his father's
alma mater under academic probation,
which meant he had to maintain
a 3.0 grade point average.
So, William hacked into
the- database,
erasing all grades
from the entire freshman class.
Small-batch, craft-brewed,
40-ounce malt liquor.
That same year, he achieved his
dream of having sex with a black girl.
You ever f***ed
on Molly before?
No.
Hey, nah, it's good, man.
It's like- It's like
being f***ed by God.
Everybody is going to Black Market
Reloaded and a bunch of smaller sites.
But, dude, that sh*t
If you nigga-
If you guys
want drugs,
I can get you good sh*t way
less expensive than online.
Nigga, we don't need
to buy anything.
We need to set up
a store to sell.
Wha- Nah, really, dude.
What can I get you, man?
I'm dead-ass serious,
nigga.
Dead-ass serious.
Okay.
Okay.
All right. Wait.
'Cause this is
ridiculous, man.
Why the f***,
after all these years,
you can call me N-word
and I can't say it?
Yo, look, we already
went over this.
I'll have to slap the sh*t out of
you again. I don't want to do that.
See, that's not even right.
I mean, like, really.
You know I'm not the one, all
right? This is all love here.
Look, let's-
let's get back-
Hey, you asked me
to do something for you.
I'm like, "What?" I'm down.
I don't give a f***.
Because you're my people,
all right? You're my n-
And this is where
I would insert that word.
It's nothing personal.
You're still my nigga.
But I gotta slap the sh*t
out of you based on principle.
- Let's get back to what's goin' on.
- No, no, no. Wait. Principle?
Okay, you want to talk principle.
What about Jib here, man?
This dude isn't
African-American.
He's like f***ing Latino
or Moroccan or some sh*t.
Where's this conversation going?
Technically, he shouldn't
be able to say the word.
- Why can he use it?
- Okay. Because I'm 14% African.
Four- Fourteen?
That doesn't-
Sh*t, I'm probably 14%.
I am 14% African.
Ancestry. com.
Look, we don't
give a f***.
- For real?
- Just say the damn word, okay?
- It doesn't matter. It's cool, right?
- I don't give a sh*t.
I give a f***. Don't say that sh*t.
I will slap the sh*t out of you.
No, no, no. No, you won't because
you have been outvoted by your peers.
I'm George W. Bush. I don't
give a f*** what the vote says.
Dig.
What the f***?
Let him say it.
- All right, you can say it.
- Thank you.
And I appreciate that.
I really do.
Now, like a nigga was saying-
What the f***!
What the f***?
What the f***?
Yo, it was a reflex.
- Reflex? A f***in' reflex?
- Dig!
It won't happen again.
I'm sorry.
Look. Will, we need your
help to sell this sh*t.
That's why we're here.
- Whoa. How did you guys get this?
- It's a long story, man.
We need to know
if you're gonna help us.
Why? I mean, you guys could
set that type of sh*t up easily.
Nah, nigga,
not like you. Okay?
I need to go ghost. None of
this sh*t can point back to me.
The type of protection I need
for this sh*t requires a hacker.
Anon sh*t.
You broke into
the f***ing USC database.
Hey, hey. No, no, no. Okay?
Samo did that.
I don't know sh*t, all right?
Whatever, nigga.
Look, we don't know sh*t
about selling dope.
Nothing.
Nothing about the units,
the terminology, the pricing.
None of that sh*t. I don't even know
how much this f***ing bag is worth.
You do.
Okay.
But if this is
a Samo-type job,
man, I can't just
do this as a favor.
What do you want? A
percentage of the profits?
F*** that.
Pay me in Molly.
Cut up the sh*t. You're gonna
want to measure it out...
so you can bag it up in grams,
sell it that way.
But, you know, what a lot of the kids
are liking nowadays is the pill form.
So, where we
setting up shop?
Here.
Here?
Yeah. Here.
Are you f***in'
retarded?
No. It's actually
genius, bro.
We have a science lab.
We want to enter
the Google Science Fair.
All we need you to do
is open up the science labs,
and we can do
everything else.
Don't lose that sh*t,
okay?
We have a computer lab
which nobody ever uses.
And all the supplies laying around the
band room would be perfect for shipping.
And the best part-
watch.
Nobody's going to suspect a thing.
We're just geeks doing what geeks do.
Right? That's what I'm saying,
bro. You're into it, bro.
What's up?
Yo.
What's up?
Hey, congratulations
Now, uh, we gotta get you guys
some customers, right?
- Yeah.
- Check it out.
My house
is having a party.
We could use
a cool band.
Okay. Say we're, like
- What about if you're quoting, like, rap lyrics?
Say we're all listening
to The Chronic, Doggystyle.
We're all rapping along. Like,
what are we supposed to say?
I'm sorry. That's bullshit, dude. Yes.
- What about the artist's intent?
- Dude, that is exactly what I'm talking about, man.
Dude, I saw your b*tch, Lily, on YouTube.
Okay. Well, Lily is not
my b*tch anymore, so-
Then can I get at her, dude? 'Cause
I gotta find out what she was on.
Nigga, I don't give a f***.
All right?
Go for it, dude. Hey, but
for real, she was using this.
Um- Mike check.
One, two. One, two.
Um, hi.
I'm Malcolm Ad-Rock
on guitar.
We've got diggity Diggy Dawson on the drums,
and we've got steel-faced bobblehead
Jibby right here on the bass.
Play something, Fresh Prince!
All right.
We are Awreeoh.
We're about to turn it up, okay? One, two.
One, two, three, four.
What the f***?
Diggy, Diggy, Diggy!
Yo, f*** Molly, dawg!
It's all about that Lily, son!
How am I supposed
to eat my p-p-p-
pound cake?
Eat my pound cake.
My pound cake!
Is this Channel 10?
You're all out here, huh?
Hey, homey,
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