Dos más dos cinco Page #7

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Excellent. In a small theater

in San Telmo.

You'll love it.

What should do?

Shall take one or two pillows?

Crawl in search for food.

crawl in search for food.

crawl.

- What a drag!

- You don't understand a thing.

You have to take him

see a wrestling show

to amuse him.

- It's a metaphor about routine!

- This is a metaphor.

- Here it is! So delicious!

- I'm starving.

- This is good.

- Did you get it?

You know what the metaphor is?

The play sucks.

Ethnic food is great,

but eating this pizza

full of mozzarella

using your hands

is the best.

Everything you do

with your hands...

This is delicious, God!

Delicious.

I'd like to say something.

Since we opened...

Come closer, it's embarrassing.

Since we opened

our new branch...

I've been going to therapy

once a week.

When we started this,

began going

twice a week for some time.

It was overwhelming for me.

My therapist encouraged me

was in con?ict about this.

Because think my therapist

is also a swinger.

Think this is very good

for my life.

You're laughing at me.

You're both witches.

- No!

- We're listening to you.

No, mean,

this is really intense.

And you know it.

Cheers!

Good!

Good, right?

And what about tonight?

We're alone.

What shall we do?

Lucas is with a friend.

Yes! There's nobody home.

Would you like to come home

and play board games?

My dad's an a**hole.

He left the keys on.

- No!

- Are you kidding?

Dad! Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

- Emilia!

- Dad, open up, please.

Emilia, wake up. Betina!

It's Lucas! Lucas!

- What Lucas?

- Dad!

Your son, you fool.

He's here.

- What's he doing here?

- Dad!

Richard, Lucas is here.

Dad!

Please, Lucas is here.

My God!

Can you open up?

Be quiet!

'Dad!

'MY God!

What the heck

are we doing here?

Lucas is here

with four or five friends.

Four or five friends?

Tell them we've come

to the pool.

What? At 7 am in the pool?

Why is he coming home

at this time?

Please, one thing

at a time, Emilia.

Wait. Relax.

Dad!

Maybe he calls for another

one or two hours and then he leaves.

Dad!

You have to answer him, Diego!

And what do you want me to tell him?

That we're all naked?

- It's alright.

- What do you mean it's alright?

Here's what.

I'll distract them

and you wait here.

- Will you wait?

- Yes.

- Who is it?

- It's me!

- What do you want?

- Can you open the door?

- What do you want?

- Open the door, dad.

Weren't you sleeping over

at Martin 's house?

- I'll explain, could you open up?

- Answer my question.

Weren't you sleeping over

at Martin's?

- I'll explain. Could you open up?

- Wait.

What were you doing?

Crap!

was having a crap!

Was he having a crap?

Oh, well.

When clap my hands,

you'll go that way.

Clear? Look at my hand.

NOW!

NOW!

- Everybody poops.

- Yes, but it's not in the papers.

NOW!

Relax, man. Calm down.

Enjoy.

- What do you want me to enjoy?

- You have a lovely son. Enjoy.

Move!

Come on!

What?

Why did you come

at this time?

This fool forgot his keys

and thought

it wouldn't be a problem.

What a nice shirt.

Where did you buy it'?

Took the first thing saw.

It's Emilia's.

- Where are you coming from'?

- The nightclub.

- He invited us to breakfast.

- What are you laughing at?

- No, I'm not.

- Your eyes are red.

- You smoked. Did you smoke?

- No. It's normal.

Don't like you get out of control

when you go out. Don't laugh, son.

No, dad, we went dancing.

We've talked many times

about alcohol and drugs.

- We just want a cop of milk.

- You think you're funny?

Hello. How are you?

Good morning.

Hello, darling. How are you?

Hello, China.

Have you brought

something to eat?

Hello. I'm Emilia Sanguinetti

with the weather report.

It's going to be a hot week

with high instability

as a result of a frontal system

that will move very slowly

and stay among us

until the weekend, at least.

The foothills will be

the most affected area

with heavy storms.

That's all for now.

See you in the next edition.

Mine!

Out!

Out my foot!

- Look! Are you blind?

- It was in.

- Buy a pair of glasses.

- It was in.

Come on. You're being

very argumentative today.

Trust him

had my back turned.

Match point.

Match point my foot!

It's a pity we have to wait

till next year for my birthday

to meet again.

I'm very busy at work.

- Diego, listen to me.

- Maybe some other time.

- There's only one life.

- know.

Diego, have you ever

had sex on the beach?

Albatross ?y around you,

because they sense sex.

It's a very special vibe.

Live it up.

OK. I'll think about it.

I'll think about it.

Richard's been to Portezuelo.

Yes, it's beautiful.

Very nice.

You know, have a little problem

with my girlfriend, Francis.

Don't know

if should call it a problem.

It's something common

in a relationship, but...

We usually take the car

in the weekends

and go to Palermo

looking for a girlboy.

- Girl or boy?

- No, a girlboy.

There's not such a thing.

Girl or boy.

A transvestite or, better still,

a transsexual.

There's a Chilean transsexual

who's so gorgeous.

Well, everything was OK

until ten or twelve days ago.

Last Wednesday, we went to...

We went to eat out.

And she said:

Pablo, won't stop

until a transvestite

fucks your ass off.

Look how intelligent she is

and what her arguments are

that was speechless.

She said:
What's the problem?

If you like being fingered

when we make love.

So what? What's the problem

about a man penetrating you?"

Tell me.

Is there anything better...

than being fingered

when you're making love?

It's great.

Great.

- Don't tell me you haven't done it.

- No.

Come on!

What are you laughing at, you fool?

No.

Well, I'm sorry.

Should say have?

Well, haven't.

The up?

Don't know.

What do you think?

You're a pioneer.

Think you should go ahead.

Then you tell us.

Well, if you want to,

do as you please. It's your ass.

And how are the preparations

for the anniversary doing?

Good?

I'd rather not talk about it now.

Let's avoid it.

Shall put some meringue?

Why? It's OK. Don't worry.

What happened?

Not yet.

Nothing happens.

Well, nothing new.

Nothing that hasn't

happened before.

But this time

it really annoys me.

Sorry, not yet you told me.

But what is it?

Richard is banging a chick.

Really?

Yes. Richard is having an affair.

How do you know?

Have you seen him or he told you?

No, he didn't. That's why know,

because he said nothing.

Don't understand.

How do you know?

Feel it.

And on other occasions

when felt it and asked him,

he admitted it.

This time, suspect,

I'm sure he's with another woman.

Asked him

and he said no.

So it happened before.

Yes, in ten years, yes.

Well, fidelity is based

on something different.

We're an open-minded couple

But don't know

if it's because of being together

for ten years

or the party that's close.

What can tell Richard?

Have no right.

Don't know, may feel bad

because I'm older.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, Luquitas

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