Dos más dos cinco Page #8

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Happy birthday to you

Blow hard!

Ask three wishes.

Come on, Luqui.

The cream was fantastic,

the cake was great.

You're a genius, honey.

Why are you so quiet?

Something wrong?

- No.

- You aren't saying anything.

Did you know Richard and Betina

keep no secrets?

What do you mean?

They tell everything to each other.

They're an open couple.

Don't know. I'm not involved

with Richard's intimacy policy.

Why? Did Betina tell you something?

What are we?

An open or narrow minded couple?

What do you think

after everything that's happened?

What?

Is Richard banging

another woman?

Why? You know something?

- No.

- don't know.

What do you mean Hm-hm?

Don't start rolling your eyes.

No...

Betina...

Betina what?

Don't get involved, please.

Know. OK. OK. OK.

If she doesn't care,

why would you?

You're right.

Let's go to bed.

Wait. Don't go.

You look nice.

- You look nice.

- Really?

Like you hair.

Are you sleepy?

A little bit, but if you come up

with a nice fantasy or something

got the last four tickets.

The theater is very crowded.

- Richard's arriving in ten minutes.

- Emilia is coming.

- Great.

- You know, this film...

- Want one?

- No, don't smoke.

- You don't smoke either!

- When I'm nervous, do.

Are you alright?

Can't stand myself

when feel this way.

Swear, can't...

don't know.

Did Emilia tell you?

- She didn't tell you anything.

- No.

Did she or not? And Richard?

- What is it? Don't get me frightened.

- Didn't he tell you anything?

Don't know.

Has something happened?

Nothing. hate feeling this way.

pretend being free and modern

but feel like giving it all up!

I've realized

I'm a damn conservative.

Calm down.

Can you tell me what's going on?

When I'm with Richard,

feel submissive, stupid,

feel ashamed of myself.

Is she a hot woman?

- What woman?

- Tell me. The woman.

- Is she a hot woman?

- What are you talking about?

Is she younger than me?

Does she have good tits?

- Calm down.

- Hello!

Hi, honey.

- Hello.

- How are you?

- How are you, darling?

- Hi, how are you doing?

- Fine?

- Hi, love.

Look, you won't believe it.

It won in Cannes.

- Which movie is it?

- Armageddon 3. Reloaded!

- Come on, we're late.

- It's a revenge.

Sent you a message.

Have you seen it?

No, haven't.

In the cell phone?

No, Luqui. Don't!

That was a foul!

Good one!

Come on!

That's it.

- Are you alright?

- No.

What is it?

This is wrong.

Want to stop this

before it's too late.

- What do you want to stop?

- Everything.

This thing about the four of us

and our thing.

Why everything?

Because I fell in love

I'm thinking about you

all day long.

Feel jealous of Betina.

Can't stand the idea

of you being with someone else.

If we put an end to this now,

think it will be better.

And nobody would get hurt,

that was the idea.

It sucks, doesn't it?

Why?

It sucks. really don't know

what to tell you.

What do you feel about me?

Care for you, Emi.

care for you.

We have chemistry

Really.

We have great chemistry.

But you're my friend's wife.

And that's a barrier set up

from day one.

And I've never had any intention

of crossing it.

If that barrier didn't exist,

what would you feel about me?

Don't know, Emi.

have no idea.

But the barrier exists.

You're Diego's wife.

Besides...

I'm in love with Betina.

You see? We have to stop this.

I'm right. Really.

Reduce speed. Radar area.

You have a ?at tire!

What?

The car has stopped.

My Goodness!

Hello. How are you?

Good morning. My number is 3697198.

have a ?at tire.

Holy sh*t! What are you doing

in my neighborhood?

- Diego!

- Two hours?

Holy sh*t, I'll help you, don't worry!

If have to change it myself,

why the hell am calliing you for?

I'm being impolite

cause you're giving me an attitude.

Don't get wound up talking to people

who won't help you.

- Open it, please.

- had a ?at tire last month too.

We'll change it.

It's not a problem.

Why don't you come home?

have ceviche.

- But I've have just...

- Take it out...

- Sorry?

- Take it out.

- Excuse me, please.

- It has an elastic band.

- Great.

- Take this.

Take her for a minute.

Here.

You know? While all my classmates

in Saint Andrew

wanted to be car racers,

they loved race cars,

always admired the service

provided to the racer,

those guys changing tires

and stuff.

Shall give you the tire?

Yes.

Saw Richard.

When?

Awhile ago. He was in his car

with your wife.

He nearly ran over me.

With my wife?

How strange.

I'm sure.

He nearly ran over me.

But he paid no attention to me.

What a hypocrite!

Hey, thank you very much

for doing this to me.

If it wasn't for you,

would have stuck here,

because have no idea

how to change a tire.

- Thanks.

- No. Thank you.

If we owed each other a favor,

now we're even.

Why?

Our conversation

in the locker room.

Do you remember?

About the Chilean.

Don't say anything.

It's alright.

No. appreciate it.

Truth is I've dispelled a myth,

like removing the skin of a peanut

Truth is I've dispelled a myth,

like removing the skin of a peanut

Incredible.

Anal penetration is the beginning.

The rest comes and goes.

I'll ask you a favor,

please, don't get me wrong.

It's your privacy.

So please,

stop pestering me about it.

Sorry, but I'm deeply moved.

You know what it means

being my age

You know what it means

being my age

and feeling things again

as if were a kid?

Turn down the volume,

Luqui, please.

Hello.

- Hello.

- Luqui, tum down the music!

- How are you?

- Fine.

- It smells delicious.

- Yes.

What are you cooking?

- Thai chicken.

- Tasty.

What did you do today?

How was your day?

- Good. I'm a bit tired.

- Why? What did you do?

The same old stuff,

but 89% of humidity,

900 hectopascals

of atmospheric pressure.

900 hectopascals

of atmospheric pressure.

But how was your day?

What did you do?

Well, nothing, went to buy

some vegetables for dinner.

- Really?

- Yes.

- What about you?

- A nice day.

Well, a bit chaotic

because had a ?at tire.

- Really?

- Yes, you have no idea.

The roadside assistance

takes two hours.

Wanted to die,

I'm horrible at changing tires.

And all of a sudden,

Pablo Martel showed up.

And all of a sudden,

Pablo Martel showed up.

And he helped me.

He changed the tire for me.

And at one point,

don't know if he was hallucinating

or if it was the low pressure,

he said that Richard had nearly

ran over him

and that in the passenger seat

there was a woman

who looked exactly like you.

Are you kidding me?

It was me.

So the hectopascals

have nothing to do. It was you.

What is it? Why do you come up

with an hallucination story?

Well, thought...

asked you, but you didn't tell me.

But told you

I've been helping Richard

choose the present for Betina.

Really?

Really?

Yes. told you, honey.

Why do you blush?

Because I'm cooking!

'Really?

'Yes!

Well, OK.

- How much longer will it take?

- About half an hour.

- I'll go change.

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