Doug Stanhope: Before Turning the Gun on Himself Page #8

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Parents trying to cover their

Eyes, recoiling in horror,

Heading for the exits, but still

Having to stop and watch for

Over 35 minutes.

So yeah, no, I don't wanna go

See your friend danny play

Flamenco guitar at the vip

Lounge.

I gotta go.

I'll be--I'll be back.

(audience cheers and applauds)

I shall return.

Thanks, have a good night.

What, the bottle?

Yeah, no, I'll do that.

I'm gonna drink--the lady

Bought me the beer, and then the

Other lady said, "I'm gonna

Drink it.

I'm gonna drink some and then

I'll get a bottle, how's

That?

(in high-pitched voice)

Don't wait to get drinks.

She'll just get chattier if I

Don't...Here, have this drink.

(laughter)

It's easier than f***ing you.

I'm just saying.

I ought to be offended by

That.

you should be offended by

That?

yes.

no, I said you weren't easy

To f***, which you should be

Offended by 'cause f***ing

Should be something that comes

Easy.

F***ing is not something you

Should build your life around.

Easier than giving you the

Disease by f***ing you--

what makes you think--

my girlfriend is retarded,

But she could explain this joke

To you.

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