Down to Earth Page #4

- Where's the nearest subway? | - You wanna take the car?

What's up, Snoop?

With so much drama | in the L-B-C

It's kinda hard | bein' Snoop D-O-double-G, but I

Keep comin' up with funky-ass | sh*t like every single day

- Rollin' down the street | - What's up, museum?

Sippin' on gin and juice | Laid back

With my mind on my money | and my money on my mind

- Rollin' down the street | - Hello. Yeah!

- Sippin' on gin and juice | - Here it comes!

With my mind on my money | and my money on my mind

- Rollin' down the street | - Put up your "W."

Sippin' on gin and juice | Laidback

With my mind on my money | And my money on my mind

Now that I got me | Some Seagram's gin

Everybody got they cups | but they ain't chipped in

Now, this types of sh*t | Happens all the time

You've gotta get yours | But, fool, I gotta get mine

Everything is fine | When you're listenin' to the D-O-G

I got the cultivatin' music | that be captivatin' he who listens

Are you ready for more comedy?

Our next act-you've seen him on TV. | You've read about him in the paper.

He just won a spot on | the last night of the Apollo.

Give it up for Joe Guy!

What's up, brother? Whoo!

Look at this place. | It lookin' fine, boy!

Got some fine-lookin' sisters | in the h-h-house. Except for you, girl.

You sure this is such a great idea?

This place does seem a little-

A little what?

It's a little dark in here.

Relax.

These are my people.

And there is no more America. | There's no more little towns.

No, no, no. | You know what all it is?

Malls. | The whole country is malls.

And every town's got two malls. | Every town's got two malls.

That's right. | They got the white mall...

and the mall white people | used to go to.

That's right. 'Cause there | ain't nothin' in the black mall.

They don't got nothin' in the black mall | but sneakers and baby clothes.

I guess that's all we doin'- | runnin' and screwin'.

And white people will abandon a mall. | That's right.

White people like their black | the same way they like their seasoning-

just a dash.

You go to a white mall, | it's all nice.

Everything. The stores are all nice. | You got personal shoppers.

You go to a black mall and people say, | "Can I help you with the cheap sh*t?"

White people get some money, | keep it. Stay rich.

Kids get rich. | Black people get some money,

it's the countdown to | "When this brother gonna go broke?"

That's right.

White people die and leave a will. | Brother die and leave a bill.

I'm fine. I'm fine. Fine.

Hi, it's Sontee.

Leave me a message. | I'll call you back.

Hey, Sontee. | Charles Wellington here.

The bastard. | Remember me? Anyway,

it was cool havin' you | break into my house the other day,

and I was just wonderin' if we can | get together and get somethin' to eat.

You know, catch a movie or somethin'.

Hey, Sontee. Charles Wellington here.

Hope you like the flowers.

Allright. Give me a call.

Hey, Sontee. Charles Wellington again.

You haven't called me. | I was just wonderin'...

if we can get together and catch | a movie, maybe a play, somethin'.

Are you there?

Are you screening this call?

Okay, I guess you're not there.

Hey, Sontee.

Charles Wellington. | Are you there?

I know you're there!

Pick up the phone! | I know you're there!

Hey, just playin'. | Just playin'.

All right. | Give me a call, okay?

Good mornin'. Did you know | your answering machine is broken?

No, it's not broken, | but it is full.

- What are you doin' here? | - I was just in the neighborhood.

Oh, you were in Brooklyn.

What were you doin', | shuttin' down some old folks home?

Don't be so mean. | I thought maybe we could...

get in the Rolls | and go by the Four Seasons,

have a little brunch, | discuss this whole hospital thing.

Oh, so you're trying to impress me | with the car and the money.

You think I'm some video ho?

Look, I really don't care | what you have, okay?

Ifyou want to impress me, | do it at the board meeting on Monday.

I thought maybe we could | spend some time together.

Why don't you spend a little time and do | something positive with your money?

That was brutal.

You got a nice touch | with the ladies.

I can't get a girl in this body, | and I definitely can't get any laughs.

- Have you found me anything yet? | - I'm workin' on it.

I was just in Havana. | You want one?

No, I don't want one. What I want | from you is a body that works.

I want a body, | and I want it now!

What, are you gettin' tough with me? | I'm a friggin' angel.

You don't want to be in heaven, | you don't like it here.

- There is a third option, you know. | - I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. | I just need a body.

You know what? There's a big | rap concert in the Bronx tonight.

Somebody's gonna die.

Hey, don't forget about me.

Go to the rap concert.

It's over between you and me.

- I can't do this anymore. | - Let's just get out of here.

We could take the plane. We could | go someplace he'll never find us.

Chechnya, East Timor. | It'll be fun.

No, I can't.

I mean, after all, | he is my husband,

and I love him.

And I'm gonna do whatever | I can to get him back.

That's sweet, Winston,

but it's too late.

We cannot allow Wellco to take over!

I just think | this is an extremely bad time...

to be making | a personal appearance.

I've been lookin' into | this hospital thing,

and I think | Sontee Jenkins had a point-

Let's just handle this | the usual way, okay?

You do the strong, silent thing. | I'll field all the questions.

I'm the velvet glove. You're | the iron fist. I won't let you down.

- We can't have that. | - No!

There's one man that's responsible | for all this- Charles Wellington.

You're a bad man!

Get outta here!

Leave our hospital alone!

- Scumbag! | - White oppressor!

Mr. Wellington, now that you own | Brooklyn Community Hospital,

are you gonna be sending those | without health insurance...

to public facilities | outside their own community?

- Yeah, a**hole! | - Mr. Wellington doesn't have time...

to answer any questions | right now.

Let me address that. | I don't care what you got.

Cancer, rickets, polio, | swine flu, the clap, dandruff-

- What else you got? | - Lyme disease.

Lyme disease, lemon disease. | It don't matter. We'll take you.

Liar!

- Won't take you. | - Mr. Wellington, is the-

Thank you. Thank you all.

Well, here they are, | Mr. Wellington,

the faces that you were | too much of a coward to confront.

So what do you | have to say to them?

Hey, what's up, Wheelie?

Crutchie Crutch, | how you doin', man?

Hey, Big I.V. Save me a sip. | I want a sip, now.

I know what's wrong with you.

Your breath is destroying | the environment.

Why don't you tell them that | you don't care about them?

While you're at it, how come you locked | the staff and press out of this meeting?

You know what? | I must've been out of my mind.

Was I takin' ecstasy that day?

We goin' in there. | Sklar, grab a stretcher.

- We're goin' in. Everybody. | - Allright!

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