Down to Earth Page #5

Ifyou can walk, let's walk.

Ifyou can't walk, | it's time to roll.

Ifyou got crutches, | then crutch your ass in there.

We are goin' in. | Come on, Big I.V. Let's do this.

Whoo. Sorry, brother.

Can we get some more juice | For Big I.V.?

Hey, guys, I brought us | some friends from the media.

So if anybody is not where | they're supposed to be...

or with somebody they're | not supposed to be with...

or got a little crust in their eyes, | you might want to get up right now.

You can't bring news cameras | into the boardroom.

Hey, relax. | We got nothing to hide.

If there's not enough seats, | you can just sit on somebody's lap,

unless the person next to you | don't got a lap.

So, what's up?

Mr. Wellington, | At your hospital in Kentucky,

a teenager with a bullet wound to | his head was sent to another hospital...

15miles away, dying en route.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. | Hospitals don't kill people.

- People kill people. | - What kind of cold-ass sh*t is that?

We can't be sendin' people out | with bullet wounds to their head.

That's somethin' you definitely | have to take serious.

From now on, | we got a new slogan.

"Shot in the head, | you get a bed. " Okay?

"If your head is bloody,

I want bullet wounds in this place | to be treated like cash-

accepted everywhere.

But not without | adequate insurance.

"Not without adequate insurance. "

Is insurance really adequate?

When you pay for insurance, | do you feel assured?

They shouldn't even | Call it insurance.

They should just call it | "in case sh*t. "

I give a company some money | in case sh*t happens.

Now, if sh*t don't happen, | shouldn't I get my money back?

Wouldn't that be fair?

If I had known y'all was gonna keep the | money, I would've got in an accident.

And if you're gonna | take my money,

at least spend the money | on some poor, sick people.

Don't take my money | and buy a Mercedes-Benz...

and park it in front | of Brooklyn Hospital...

with all these broke people | gotta walk by it.

I just got off the B-44 bus, and I | got to look at your Mercedes-Benz?

I should just stab the tire!

And why do doctors cost so much?

Do you know? | Shut the hell up!

It's like doctors chargin' all | this money for a triple bypass surgery.

Triple bypass surgery | gonna charge somebody $100,000...

and then got the nerve to say, | "Take it easy. "

Sh*t, I gotta go get a job right now | drivin' another cab or somethin'...

just to pay off | the damn doctor!

From now on, | we have to be different.

Let's see how it feels to not be | the evil corporation anymore.

Let's try takin' in people bleedin' | with bullet wounds to the head.

Let's just try it for a change.

I mean, we tried the other way. | We made a lot of money.

We got paid. We got laid.

And so what if we lose | a few million dollars?

Now, a lot of y'all | Look pretty pissed off.

Look like y'all | want to get froggy.

Well, come on!

What you gonna do? Uh-uh.

You see this foot? | You see this foot?

It's from a little town called "Rich | Man's Ass," and it's gettin' homesick.

You guys have been great. | You've been a lovely audience.

I want to thank y'all | for showin' up.

Drive home safely. | Tip your waitresses.

I gots to go. Take care.

- Thanks a lot. Thank you. | - Mr. Wellington?

Pardon me. Nice shirt.

Hey, Chuck.

Look, I-I-I feel like | I haven't been tending to your needs,

but I wanna | make it up to you.

I know your biggest fantasy has | always been a menage a trois.

And you've always had a thing | For Blanche from the club.

Hi, Chuck.

How'd you like to come over here | and taste me?

Oh, sir, the, uh, | Handcuff lady's here.

Sontee?

Mr. Wellington.

Descending from second floor.

You know what? | Just call me Lance.

I thought your name was Charles.

Yeah, but Charles | is short for Lance.

Charles is a maiden name.

Okay, Lance.

Uh, I just came to say I'm sorry.

I know I said a lot of bad things | about you, but you kept brushing me off.

Ifyou meant all those things you said | at the board meeting- It was so great.

Are you hungry? I'm sorry | To jump in, but are you hungry?

You gotta be hungry. | You've been workin' all day.

I know you were out there marchin', | and you got your picket sign,

and Al Sharpton's there, | and he ate all the food.

- You wanna get somethin' to eat? | - Uh, no.

- I don't think I should. | - Come on.

I'm not tryin' to impress you.

I swear, I am not | tryin' to impress you.

I- I just want to feed you.

That's all. | We don't even have to drive.

We can walk. We can skip. | You wanna skip to a meal?

I guess I am hungry.

Come on. Let's go.

What's the matter? | You don't like this place?

- No, I am just surprised. | - What?

- I didn't always have money. | - Yeah, right.

You know how you visit | people in the hospital?

I used to go to store windows | and visit clothes I had on layaway.

"Used to"? I was just visitin' | a pair of shoes last week.

I remember this one time, I put a coat | on layaway in, I don't know, September.

I figured I'd get it out | in the winter.

Money got low. Couldn't get | the damn thing out till June.

So what'd you do? | Wait till next winter to wear it?

For a coat I just paid for? Please. | I wore that coat the whole summer.

July 4th, I was on the beach | with a goose down and a pair of shorts.

- Stop playin'. | - I'm not playin'.

Sweatin'. Just drown- | Just drippin' sweat. Slippin'.

To this day, when I want to lose | some weight, I just put on a hot coat.

That's how Ruff Ryders roll

Stop, drop

Shut 'em down | Open up shop

Oh, no

That's how Ruff Ryders roll

Stop, drop

Shut 'em down | Open up shop

Oh, no

That's how Ruff Ryders roll | Niggas wanna try

- Niggas wanna lie, niggas wonder why | - What, what

Niggas wanna die | All I feel is pain

- All I feel is rain | - What

- How can I maintain | - What, what

I resort to violence | My niggas move in silence

- Like you don't know our style | - What

- Yo, dog. | - What

Took it, then we split it

- Are you okay? | - Yeah, I'm okay.

- Hey! | - Have you lost your mind?

- I forgot who I was. | - You forgot who you were?

I just like the song. | DMX. "Ruff Ryders. "

What if I was singing, | "Whities wanna die, Whities can't try"?

Might get a record deal.

You know, I don't believe you. | You're somethin' else.

I didn't know what to expect, | but I didn't expect this.

There's somethin' | About your eyes.

When I look at you, it's like | I see somebody else inside you.

You know, even when I was | tryin' to be mad at you,

I just can't help | but see somethin' else.

Sounds crazy, huh?

No, it's- it's not crazy.

It's- It's not crazy.

- Some date, huh? | - Date?

Oh, I thought you were | just tryin' to feed me.

I was till I got | my ass whopped.

That guy punched me like | I owed him child support.

I picture that I | can read your mind

Tell you everything is going good

See, I been waitin' | All my life

For someone just like you

And I know | you've been waiting too

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