Dr. Cabbie Page #5

# I'll do anything for your love #

# Oh are you ready #

I am ready!

# Can you feel me #

- I just wanna eat it!

- Come here, darling!

- You want me to come? You want me to come?

OK, I'm coming!

It Let me show you

Don't be shy $1

# What I love and what I like #

# I'm really feeling you and I #

Yeah! Oh!

It Make you want me

Boy make you want me $1

Wait!

- What?

- On! Ah! Ah! Ah!

- Uh-huh!

# Gonna spin and you won't know

which way to go... #

- Oh! Hey! Yeah!

- Let's do this!

Mimi!

Going to bed!

It Let me show you

Don't be shy $1

# What I love and what I like #

- How many times I tell you,

no doing sex here in my house!

I'm not doing sex in your house.

Hey! Who's that?

- Where?

- Where! The signer... The signer...

What do you have in your mouth?

Bubble gum.

Bubble gum? Show me!

# Boy make you want me #

What time is it?

- What's up, Love Muffin?

- Yeah?

Colin, I told you

to clean up this baby mess!

- The press is on us like diaper rash!

Get on it now!

- Yeah, OK.

No, I heard you, Dad.

Yeah, I'll deal with it.

- New!

I said I'll deal with it. OK, bye!

Hey, what's going on?

- Cancel my massage.

And get me a nice gift for a newborn,

and the newspaper,

and some breakfast,

and a scotch,

and a cup of coffee.

Stupid baby!

- Thank you, doctor.

- Of course!

- So, whatever happened

between you and him?

- Him who?

- The baby's father.

- Colin.

- Mm-hmm.

Well...

I was a young lawyer,

and I thought he had everything:

career, looks, charm.

He asked me to look over his briefs,

and I thought he meant legal papers.

A week later, he stopped calling me Pumpkin,

and then no more calls.

- What happened when you told him

you were pregnant?

- He asked me whose it was,

and had me kicked out of the firm.

Thanks to him,

I serve coffee for a living now.

Mmm! I have no idea who it is.

One second.

- Daddy's home!

- What are you doing here?

I come bearing gifts.

Something for Mommy,

something for little Colin Jr.

Uh, where is he?

Is he inside?

Little Colin Jr.!

His name is Ganesh!

- G-g-gesundheit!

Sorry. What did you say?

- I'm serious.

- Ganesh? Really?

Is that a vindaloo dish

at a cheap Indian takeout?

Here,these are for you.

- It means "god of all things auspicious,

remover of obstacles. "

- Oh... Oh hey, hi! We didn't order a cab.

How did you get in here?

Don't be a jerk!

This is the man who delivered my baby.

This is Deepak.

- Thank you very much!

- It's fine!

- Oh! Hold these for a second,

'cause I have something for you.

I wanted to thank you.

It's your delivery fee.

- Please don't do that!

- I gotta go.

- Thank you very, very much!

- Get the hell out of my house!

- OK. Look, I don't know

what's going on with you two,

but the cabbie can drive you to the showroom,

but he can't buy you the Dior handbag.

The good things in life need the good money,

and you know that. Think about it.

(On phoney Dr. Cabbie,

it's Edith, uh, Mrs. Robinson.

Yeah, I think somethings wrong.

- It's good to see you again,

Mrs. Robinson.

- Thank you, doctor.

- OK! Let's take a look.

Mrs. Robinson, you need to see

an ophthalmologist right away.

- My health plan only allows that

once a year. It'll have to wait.

- How about we end our date

with a drive to the hospital?

Now, Mrs. Robinson,

blood pressure medication,

Ramipril, once a day.

Oh, son, you're taking a huge risk.

Shall we?

They're so big!

I know!

You can have them too!

- Socks!

- Yeah, socks! No one has to know!

All right!

Underneath, so like...

- Like that?

- Oh, yes! So it's like boobies!

All right!

- The tea, is it hot?

- Put this over there! Come on!

- OK!

They're gonna be here soon, guys!

- Look at these gulab jamun.

They're completely cold!

Go and microwave them, then!

- Why do it now?

- Please!

OK, I think it looks...

Come on, Rani,

put this over there! Yeah!

- Hello, family!

- They're here!

on!

- Ah, Natalie!

Welcome to our home!

Yeah!

- Natalie, can I have the baby?

- Oh, our little, white Ganesh!

- My little Ganesh! Just look at him!

- Come, come!

- Look at him!

That's what you said,

"Look at him!"

Hi, guys!

Open your eyes, baby!

He's a darling!

Little baby nose!

His eyes are just like Deepu's! Look!

How did that happen?

- That's because

we're all connected by an akashic field.

- Of course!

- You know, Deepu's

never had a girlfriend before.

Oh, nice boy!

You're so lucky!

I had to kiss a lot of frogs

before I found my maharaja!

" Me!

Where, um... where'd you find him?

Well...

- Oh! Try the gulab jamun!

- Brown balls?

Yeah!

They're very good.

- Trust me, once you go brown,

you'll never frown.

So true.

Promise!

'Huh?

Do it, Deepu! Do it!

- Huh'?

Yeah, OK!

Uh, Mrs. Chopra, you must be so proud

to have such a caring,

compassionate son.

- So, you mean I don't have to worry

about Deepu's marriage anymore?

- Ma!

Joking!

You're so lucky!

I always told the studmuffin,

"Let a nice girl

dance into your heart...

"Not the back of your cab. "

Funny!

He's so funny!

- Did, uh... did Rani

dance her way into your heart?

Uh...

Yes, Uncle, tell us!

- OK...

- Come on!

It was so long ago!

Tell them, honey! Tell them!

- It was the 90s.

- Yeah!

I'd been here 3 years.

The government was sending me back to India

on urgent business.

But before I left,

there was one thing

I simply had to do:

watch Renee Rogers dance

at my favourite venue

for the performing arts.

- You?

- I know!

I bought a front-row orchestra seat.

Big money!

That night, Rani was Eve,

and the stage was her garden.

Remy Yeah! Like magic!

Such poise, such artistry...

Oh, honey! He's so sweet!

- The finer details of her costume

filled my eyes with wonder.

Silky!

I was so moved...

...I was ready to... pop... the question.

So romantic!

Marry me, babe!

Please! Make me

the happiest man alive, darling!

Ah!

Looks like I just did!

- Hmm!

- That's so romantic!

That's so sweet!

- You know, Viju, I always say,

"When in Rome, do the Romans!"

I did!

" Hmm?

# Don't don't don't you want me... #

I hope you're ready, doctor!

Yeah! Come on!

- Mimi, no! No, Mimi!

Sexy doctor!

# Don't you want me #

it Let me show you

Don't be shy $1

# What I love and what I like #

No, Mimi! Please! Please!

# I'm really feeling you tonight #

Tony, wake up!

Mmm!

# Boy make you want me #

Hey!

It Let me show you

Don't be shy $1

# Don't be shy #

Please! Tony!

' Deepak!

" No!

Mimi! Mimi!

- Natalie, Natalie, look,

I've stopped drinking.

I'm... I'm cleaning up my act.

Look, I know I've been an ass,

and I do not expect you to forgive me, OK?

Hear me out!

Hear me out!

Look, look, I'll...

I'll understand if you say no.

Can I just hold my son?

Oh! Look at that smile!

- Oh! That's the most

beautiful face I've ever seen.

' Hmm!

- We do good work!

- Hmm!

Whoa! Broke a window!

You've done a very good job.

Our backers are very pleased!

- Ah...

- The media is loving our family-man spin.

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