Drop Dead Gorgeous Page #5
LESTER:
That's enough, young lady.
JUMP CUT TO:
INT. LEEMAN HOME - LIVING ROOM - LATER
GLADYS:
"Impartial?" Outside this house I'm
Gladys Leeman, President, Civil
Servettes - impartial as the day is
long. But we're inside my home now
and I've gotta warn you, I'm wearin'
my "wife apron" and "mom hat." So, I
can safely say that I'm the mother of
the most talented contestant Mount
Rose has ever seen.
JUMP CUT TO:
INT. LEEMAN HOME - LIVING ROOM - LATER
Lester's gone from the couch.
GLADYS:
I'll field that one - Rebecca's saving
her voice.
Becky smiles admiringly at Gladys.
GLADYS (cont'd)
You-betcha, Rebecca's ready. She's
been singin' and dancin' since she was
knee high to a pig's eye.
Lester returns to the couch, large drink in hand.
LESTER:
Yah-she's damn near as good as that
little black fella - with the glass
eye.
GLADYS:
Sammy Davis, Jr., honey.
LESTER:
Yeah, yeah, the Jew.
BECKY:
Nice one, Dad. He's dead.
Same scene. BOYS' WRESTLING TEAM - tight singlets - runs
laps around gym - between Servettes and camera.
GLADYS:
...Yah-then, for the "Judges
Interview," each girl has a ten minute
get-together with the judges before
the pageant...
Gladys is distracted by the HARD, YOUNG bodies. All are.
GLADYS:
Yes, the Judges Interview.. Each girl
has a ten minute get-together with the
judges prior to the pageant. Then we
have the...
A HUNKY WRESTLER, TONY, waves.
GLADYS (cont'd)
Hello, Tony.
TONY:
Hey.
GLADYS:
"Hey" to the folks.
TONY:
Yeah, all right.
IRIS:
The Judges Interview.
EXT. DRUGSTORE - MAIN STREET - DAY
JOHN DOUGH - pharmacist, 30-ish, thin, nervous - chain
smokes outside the drugstore.
DOCUMENTARIAN (O.S.)
So you've, uh, you've judged a lot of
pageants over the years?
JOHN:
Nope. No. Uh-uh. Never judged a
pageant before in my life. Nope. No
way. Never around young girls. Even
if I was, why would I wanna be,
y'know? I-I-I don't get off on that
kinda thing and that's really why
you're askin', right? S-someone say
somethin'?
EXT. HAROLD'S HARDWARE HANK - MAIN STREET - DAY
HAROLD - owner, late 40's - stands in front of this
grubby little store front with his MILDLY RETARDED
BROTHER, HANK, who SNIFFS and MUMBLES CONSTANTLY.
SUPER:
JUDGE #2, HAROLD VILMESDOCUMENTARIAN (O.S.)
Do you judge the pageant every year?
HAROLD:
...Nope. Never judged nothin' afore --
HANK:
(pointing at camera)
Are we on "Cops?" Are we on "Cops?"
Are we on "Cops?"
HAROLD:
Shut up, Hank. This here's business.
Harold CUFFS Hank.
HANK:
Ow, Harold - Mom said not the head.
HAROLD:
Well, Mom's dead, so shut your fly
trap.
HANK:
I will if you shut your piehole.
HAROLD:
Don't make me kick-ya where the good
Lord split-ya.
Harold raises his hand, Hank FLINCHES and
EXT. HAROLD'S HARDWARE HANK - LATER
DOCUMENTARIAN (O.S.)
So are you excited?
HAROLD:
...Oh you betcha! We're happier than
the day Hanky got acquitted. I get
made a judge, then the furniture store
hires us to paint the whole damn
thing.
(removing cap)
We're gonna use the money to get our
mamma a proper headstone. Oh, and
move her out to the cemetery.
Suddenly, Hank runs full speed into the window. BAM! He
falls to the ground inside.
INT. LEEMAN FURNITURE SHOWROOM - DAY
Follow Lester around cheesy room displays. JEAN KANGAS,
his meek, middle-aged secretary follows him everywhere.
Lester CALLS OUT to a YOUNG COUPLE sitting in a dining
room.
LESTER:
Hey Tim, Carla - if yous kids don't
try to Jew me down none, I'll throw in
a matchin' hutch.
The COUPLE smiles excitedly.
LESTER (cont'd)
(to camera)
See, that there's my specialty. Don't
pay me less and I'll give ya more.
(sotto)
Secret is, the hutch is included in
the price. Ain't that right, Jean?
Lester smacks Jean on the ass.
LESTER (cont'd)
Take a memo, sweetheart.
EXT. CHLORIS KLINHAGEN HOUSE - GARAGE DOOR
REHEARSAL MONTAGE BEGINS OVER MUSIC.
Contestants run out the side door as if running on stage.
Tess Weinhaus trips and falls, causing a chain reaction.
EXT. CHLORIS KLINHAGEN HOUSE - GARAGE DOOR - LATER
Now contestants run out carrying small wooden step
ladders. As they reach the CHORUS LINE, they set the
ladder down and LEAP FROG over.
SUPER:
FIRST DANCE REHEARSAL - 1 WEEK BEFORE PAGEANTCHLORIS:
Four, five, six, seven. And one.
Tess runs out, sets her ladder down, jumps and hits mid-
crotch. She then slides painfully down to the ground.
CHLORIS (cont'd)
Put that chair away! Get it! Come
on! Get it!
Amber TWIRLS perfectly.
CHLORIS (cont'd)
All right. Let's got. Let's go.
EXT. CHLORIS KLINHAGEN HOUSE - SIDEWALK - CONTINUOUS
PAN ACROSS NEIGHBORS' sitting in lawn chairs, enjoying
the music and the show. END ON JOHN DOUGH, leaning
against his car, smoking and holding a video camera at
his side.
EXT. CHLORIS KLINHAGEN'S HOUSE - FRONT LAWN
PAN DOWN row doing a seated chorus line on ladders. Most
suck. Amber and Becky look great. Tess sits on the
grass with a bag of ice on her crotch.
EXT. CHLORIS KLINGHAGEN HOUSE - SIDEWALK
On John Dough, beside his car.
JOHN:
I'm just out here watching the young
girls - contestants - like the rest of
my friends and neighbors...
John quickly turns and starts to pry the hood open.
ANGLE ON:
Pat and Brett watch the girls. Pat admires Amber's
moves.
PAT:
(re:
Amber)Are you gettin' her? Uh, the third
one, the blonde one.
BRETT:
Hey.
PAT:
See? Right over there. Right over
there.
Brett slaps Pat on the back.
BRETT:
Leave him alone, leave him alone.
It's okay.
EXT. CHLORIS KLINHAGEN'S HOUSE - FRONT LAWN
John, his car hood open, is caught aiming his video
camera at the girls performing a dance. They wear
partially constructed U.S. Monument Headdresses.
JOHN:
Oh, this is just a...camera. I keep
it in the glove compartment for car
accidents. Insurance... You guys got
a camera and no one's accusin' you of
anything, right?
Move through kitchen. LUNCH LADIES haul, serve and
prepare food. Pan over to Amber, who's unhappily
scraping and spraying lunch trays as they're dropped off
at her window. Becky, flirting her ass off, comes to the
window with Brett, handsome football player we saw
before. Both carry trays.
BECKY:
So, Brett, do you wanna go to the lake
with me on Thursday?
BRETT:
Um, actually, I got practice on
Thursday.
BECKY:
...Yah-well, maybe Friday, then. A
bunch of us were gonna go cow-tippin'.
SUPER:
BRETT CLEMMENS, CAPTAIN, MOUNT ROSE HIGH SCHOOLFOOTBALL TEAM:
BRETT:
(seeing Amber)
Uh, I-uh-I'm kinda busy Friday.
Amber looks up to see Brett looking at her. He smiles.
She smiles. You can feel the attraction. Amber becomes
girlishly self-conscious -- adjusting her rubber apron
and brushing hair out of her eyes with her big rubber
gloves.
BRETT (cont'd)
(to Amber)
Hi...
AMBER:
Hi.
Becky notices their attraction and goes from flirt to
uber-b*tch in a heartbeat.
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