Dude Page #9
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2018
- 97 min
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- Little bro.
- How do you feel about everything?
- Free. I made it.
- And you're gonna miss the sh*t out of me.
- Do you feel all right about it?
- Yeah.
- I'll be right back.
What?
Rosa may have served the brownies
that I made for our private after party.
- What?
- What?
Just look.
- But how much weed's in them?
- Like an ounce.
- An ounce?
- F***.
- Maybe like four ounces.
- Four ounces?
- I thought we deserve to get high.
- Oh my God.
Your heads are so huge
in a good way.
Okay. Thanks, Rosa.
You know I throw hard in a motherf***er
It's like that go hard up In a motherf***er
And now my tracks getting plate up
In the club that ketamine's lean
But it's better than drugs what
Yo I'm trying to move this brand
Trying to get up
Till it's cracking like Petland
We seen a drought
Now we're wading through the wetlands
I could be the girl chick
I could be the yes man
But I think I catch
A Law and Order marathon
Send a couple texts
Put a motherfucking Snuggie on
I'm sorry, mama
That I am not a doctor
That I rap about the vag
And I smoke marijuana juana
I'm sorry mama that I am not a doctor
That I'm talking that sh*t
When I smoke marijuana juana
Marijuana juana
Marijuana juana
I guess you win some and lose some
But my fortune cookies
Have always read true son
I got a mouth
From the motherfucking west
An involuntary underdog
Motherfucking Mets
And all these sneak b*tches
Hop up on the train
They squirt when I spit
So yeah I make it rain
They scream when I hit
I know exactly what they say
I love Awkwafina
Just like Gucci Gucci Mane
But I think I catch
A Law and Order marathon
Send a couple texts
Put a motherfucking Snuggie on
I'm sorry mama that I am not a doctor
That I rap up about the vag
And I smoke marijuana juana
I'm sorry mama that I am not a doctor
That I'm talking that sh*t
When I smoke marijuana juana
Marijuana juana marijuana juana
I'm sorry mama that I am not a doctor
That I rap up about the vag
And I smoke marijuana juana
I'm sorry mama that I am not a doctor
That I'm talking that sh*t
When I smoke marijuana juana
Marijuana juana marijuana juana
I'm sorry mama, I'm sorry mama
And I smoke marijuana
I'm sorry mama, I'm sorry mama
And I smoke marijuana juana
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