Due West: Our Sex Journey Page #3

Bouncy squeeze.

Love'em to bits.

This chubby guy,

a year ahead and my former

dorm mate in England,

is James.

His only two interests

are hookers and cursing.

What are you doing at my desk?

Grab a seat and have a look!

It's easier to hide here.

Of course this sh*t's good.

Hell, see for yourself.

Performance Rankings?

What rankings? Horses?

Not horses. Whores!

You were close.

Don't ever say I never gave you anything.

This website has the latest info on

all the hookers in town.

Especially this guy calling

himself "Hypocritic".

Not only do his reports have pictures,

but detailed listings of

their special skills!

They're f***ing unreal!

He's like our patron saint.

Pretty damned awesome, right?

First of all, I'm no john like you all.

Secondly, you guys shouldn't use

my computer to browse this kind of stuff.

C'mon, guys. There are women here.

Watch yourselves.

It's not like that.

Women these days are wilder than you!

Like you're so damned straight-laced.

Don't worry, we'll bring

you along next time.

Thanks, but no. Go if you want to,

Leave me out of it.

Bullshit!

No such thing as a cat

that don't like fish.

And if you've never had roast goose,

you can't say you don't like it.

Kid, take my advice,

don't waste your time

fooling with regular girls.

Come with us and have a

straight-up good time.

Frankie.

This one with the serious face

and the big tits is Susan,

the boss' daughter and my superior.

Frankie, we've got an Australian client

coming in the afternoon.

You take care of him.

Susan, I bought your favorite,

blueberry cheesecake.

Let me go get it for you.

But... it's high in calories.

Of course, but this one is high protein

and low sugar!

If James was born in

Emperor Kang Xi's time,

I'm sure he could have

out-flattered the best courtesans.

You picked it to match, right?

Since when?

You talk like you know me so well.

But what I learned from

his skills were useful,

like that time it helped me close a deal

with a huge foreign account...

Actually, I could use your help.

I want to get a hooker.

Where can I find them in Hong Kong?

Er...

You don't know, do you?

- Oh, forget it.

- I myself don't get hookers.

Seems to me like,

"That is completely rubbish."

But to keep the relationship

with this client,

and to show the spirit of "Hong Kong,

the Entertainment Capital,"

I decided to tell him about that website

and everything about it.

Doesn't look bad.

What kind of service?

BBBJTCNQNS shouldn't be a problem.

BBBJ... What is that?

Bareback blow-job to completion,

no quit, no spit.

But in Cantonese, we call it...

"Mouth Bomb"

- Mouth Bomb?

I like the sound of that!

Should we give it a try?

Can we get going?

How far is it?

What was it again? Mouth Bomb?

Really?

Mouth Bomb, was it?

Mouth Bomb!

Fate can sometimes work in weird ways.

Despite meeting Zeta in this situation,

I was smart enough

to put the blame on the foreigner.

And she believed me!

Though I can't be sure

if she was gullible in general

or just around me.

Here we are together,

the last minute before 3pm,

the16th of April, 2011.

Let's remember this moment.

Such a shame the moment was gone so soon.

If I could go back to that day,

I would say three words to her.

"I love you".

If I had to put a time limit on that love,

I would set it at ten thousand years.

I just thought of what Eileen Chang wrote,

"So much love carved into our hearts.

Yet so often coming to naught."

Don't worry. As Amy Chang said,

"Love is a part of self-improvement"

that we each must experience...

Hurting others and being hurt.

Joy, dismay, despair, longing, waiting.

Suffering from pain,

followed by enlightenment.

What matters isn't what you get or lose,

but how much you grow

and how much you learn.

Your life will be more colorful

and never again the same.

Doesn't that make you sick?

Same here, listening to myself talk.

Well, love does weird things to people.

Said another way, we were a perfect match.

Not only that. Zeta had the kind of job

that makes guys come running.

It sure got me excited.

Most important of all, though,

was that she was my only soul-mate.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, baby!

Aw, that's so sweet.

Since you're her boyfriend,

don't you think you should sing for her?

- Yeah, sing!

- Sing...

What? I'm no good at singing.

I'll pick a song for you.

Just one song!

Pick one for me, too!

Okay, just a sec.

"Doing the best but not being appreciated."

"You decide to follow him."

"He doesn't cherish you,

but I'm most happy to."

"I'm resolved to love

him, wish me happiness."

"You know I will be with

him no matter what."

"Even if it hurts, I will wait for him."

What the? They're terrible!

"I still watch you, Will he be moved?"

"Watching you walk along the cliff."

Hey, shower-up first.

But I just took one!

Then stop messing around!

Okay, right away.

Remember to clean better down there!

Okay.

Don't forget to use

mouthwash after brushing!

Okay!

All set!

What are you up to?

Nothing.

Nothing?

You're putting my article up on the web?

It's good stuff, don't worry about it.

No, delete it.

No!

Try it again and you won't get any!

I did everything. See?

Okay.

Just once without turning off the lights?

Forget it then.

Okay, okay.

Not here.

Not there, either.

Come on, just a peck.

You know full well that

I'm allergic to saliva.

Then I won't use any.

No!

Okay, okay.

Now put on a condom.

But he's not ready, yet.

How about your mouth pitch in a little...

Use your own mouth!

Yay! There's a response!

Don't worry about me. Keep going.

I told you. See?

So many positive comments already!

"My boyfriend's excellent article"?

Miss Z is you?

I'm your girlfriend.

Of course I'm the first one to support you!

I'll always be your number one fan!

Why don't we do it again?

You pervert!

Just once with the lights on?

- Then forget it.

- Okay, okay.

Dr. Kinsey said that

a mutually harmonious sex life

is the lubricant in a relationship.

If lovers spend a lot of time

together in disharmony,

they will build anger and become resentful,

letting small problems

turn into big arguments.

That can destroy the relationship,

or the life of either partner.

Don't make a scene out of it!

It's no big deal!

You think it's no big deal?!

Zeta:
You are up early tomorrow,

you should sleep now XD

Frankie:
Ok, baby, I'll

call you tomorrow, Goodnight.

It's just MSN.

So what if I forgot to add a smiley!

It's not just MSN.

How many times have I told you?

Are you trying to be rude?

F***! I don't even finish

my sentences with a period

and you expect me to add

a goddamned smiley face?

Are you swearing at me?

I swore... but not at you!

You are hopeless!

Failed relationships are a big deal to me.

When people are at their

saddest and loneliest,

they usually look up an old friend.

So I naturally thought of him...

Congratulations.

Out with the old, in with the new.

Growing up never made me forget

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