Due West: Our Sex Journey Page #5

Sol made a quick decision.

Then let's go.

Hey, was that Lucy Liu?

What? Really?

Stupid, she looks more like Maggie Q!

I said you'd get there.

Congratulations.

You got what you'd been waiting for.

Drive that cue home!

Though I wasn't sure why people talk about

a "cue" when describing sex,

I was confident that my cue was going to be

able to clear the table that night.

Sorry, it's been a while

since I've cleaned,

so it's a little messy.

Hope you don't mind.

That's fine. Might get messier later.

What was that?

Oh, I said it's not bad, that's all.

I'd be better off if you

did me now, instead!

Your place is quite comfy.

Yeah, I really like it here,

but I might need to move soon.

Why is that?

I may not be able to afford the rent soon.

Do you think you could help out

and share it with me?

We've only just met.

Be my boyfriend,

then we could live together.

Wouldn't that be great?

What do you say?

I really need someone to take care of me,

because I'm broke.

Two thousand. Just two thousand a month.

Please say yes.

Are you joking?

Fish was likely out looking for a

horny Hong Kong guy for emergency funds.

If I paid her, she'd be my mistress.

And I'm probably

not the only one!

Wouldn't I have to share her around?

It's just too nasty.

I couldn't stand that.

Remember; When you're out to play,

you are only out to play.

I will really like you and

treat you really well.

I have a high-level, Western education.

I cannot let myself be easily

taken down by her charm.

Stop it. Please control yourself!

Dammit! Is it even humanly possible

to push her away?

How could I face myself?

We'd only known each

other a couple of hours.

If I'm not her only guy,

isn't this kissing really gross?

But aren't spoons licked by

different restaurant

customers all the time?

Everyone uses it, no one seems to mind.

Besides, what I'm enjoying right now

is the soft tongue of a beautiful girl!

Why the hell am I still thinking?

What's two grand?

I pay that much to the

government every month.

Are they going to French me?

If I'm paying two grand to get bent over

why not pay that to bend someone else over!

At least it will even out my stress.

Okay.

Huh?

Okay. I'll pay you. We'll live together.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

I just had them done in Shenzhen.

The doctor said they'll eventually

soften back to normal.

Soften back to normal?

I'm back to normal down there already!

I've grabbed big tits

and I've groped small HK tits.

But I have never felt a pair

of tits as hard as these.

Why?

Why would I be so ignorant to think that

all breasts should be soft?

It's like saying

hot dogs

actually contain dog meat.

I can take drinking fake booze.

I can take Liu Xiang's fake fall,

but I'm not on the national badminton team.

So why fake it with me?

Why is everything here so fake? Why?!

Why? Why play this fake sh*t on me?

Tits don't have to be real.

Don't let yourself get thrown so easily.

Besides, if you've never held fake ones,

how would you know how

great the real ones feel?

I'm never f***ing coming back here!

You really not coming back?

Arrrh.

Sir, your health is bad,

particularly your kidneys.

That's why we're out,

to release some toxins!

Look at your friend.

So healthy, he doesn't fuss at all.

I... I told you. I'm not going back!

We also provide after-hours services.

In your current state,

you have to take something special.

Trust me. Come back up one more time.

This is the first time

Jing ever looked straight at me.

I could really feel the amount of concern

he had for me in his eyes.

I'll only go for a look. Only a look.

No messing around!

Tomorrow night. Seven o'clock!

What I really wanted, wasn't

girls up on the mainland.

It was...

Frankie, help me back up my phone.

Hello?

Sorry, baby.

All my friends

said that

I know what the problem is.

I'll change. Don't be mad at me.

Zeta's words moved me.

Actually, Hong Kong girls

can be reasonable.

Is this for me?

Kind of.

Do you like it?

Of course.

Shall I put it on for you?

I'd better go shower first.

You'll go shower first?

Somebody already showered

while waiting for you.

Buddha said:
Unless you forgive and pardon

all living things,

it is you who will suffer the most.

I fully agree!

Over the past two months, not only

had I gone through so much, but

I've put my "little friend" through worse.

Really making love can't be replaced

by one-night stands.

So when Zeta put her best foot forward

and showed me her new sexy lingerie,

I had nothing to say and

forgave her immediately.

Everything was fine, so

why turn out the lights?

Well, somebody's a little shy.

Give me a little time to change, okay?

Okay.

I've got good news.

Today is my lunar birthday.

Huh?

I want to celebrate it with you.

I'll let you kiss me here...

for ten seconds!

Aren't you thrilled?

Thrilled?!

I really don't understand

why you resist so much

and never let me kiss you there.

After we made out the first time,

I Googled your sickness

and found no such thing

as an allergy to saliva!

It's because... I'm ticklish.

There's a first time for everything.

You'll get used to it.

Nipple kissing isn't exactly

a requisite when making love.

Neither is how long one kisses,

or other such things.

What matters is mutual

acceptance and tolerance.

So, out of Love, I

resolved to tolerate Zeta

and give her a chance to change.

Okay.

Don't be like that. I disinfected

to make you feel safer.

What the?! Bitter? Ah, whatever...

10... 9... 8... 7...

3...2..1...!

Wait...

Let me wipe again.

You think I'm a whore?

People keep making the same mistakes,

never learning from them.

Besides Zeta, there's also my Dad.

Dad.

Have you finished with my phone yet?

I'm tired. I'll do it tomorrow.

I have to go back to the mountains

in the morning for charity work.

Hurry up and do it,

or else I'll be in trouble

when your mom gets back.

Come on, just do it!

I finally understood why dad always had me

backup his phone before mom got home.

No one would have guessed

that my Dad was the

very same "Hypocritic"

that James so revered.

He certainly picked the right name.

Truly every bit, 100% a hypocrite.

That Shiu family and

their perverted movies,

even doing them in 3D. Totally indecent!

Worse, they even promoted the film at the.

Lunar New Year Fair last year,

along with other obscene articles.

It's too bad I have to leave tomorrow,

or else I'd file a complaint

with the Obscene Articles Bureau.

So dirty and perverted!

There has been a water shortage

in those areas lately,

All opposed?

Daddy, if you would

please put this in the minutes.

I have to go back to the mountains

in the morning for charity work.

Come on, just do it!

Honey, have you been busy

at the school lately?

Of course. Miss Lee is on leave.

Here's your "obscene articles!"

Frankie! What's wrong, Frankie?

Didn't you say 36 had a big rack? Not even!

Me? Dammit, the 36 I had last time.

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