Due West: Our Sex Journey Page #6

Actually had a set of 36s!

I'm heading back to get some more of her.

The hell? The chicks weren't hot?

There weren't? Impossible!

But that's the Golden Light Sauna.

What? The Golden Lion?

You f***ing think they're all the same?

How many johns

take the train up every day?

I don't know.

I just know I'm fast

turning into one of them.

I no longer have the right to judge them.

You can count my sexual experiences

on just three fingers.

But that number will become four

in just a few hours.

And if you count two

places past the decimal,

my hit rate sounds better, at 33.33%!

If I was an A-share stock in Shenzhen,

They'd have to halt my trades!

We're here.

Any blood tofu?

Just sold out.

Hey, d*ckhead!

I told you,

don't waste time picking up b*tches!

Straight up get yourself a hooker

and call it a day.

You've made us all late.

So what now?

Now we wait for the van.

Let's get some food first.

I'm f***ing starving!

I almost forget to mention,

James is no longer working with me.

He now takes care of his family-run factory

on the Mainland.

I remember that one time we went

to Macau for a business meeting.

After arrival, Susan had

me fix a report ASAP,

while James went out to take care

of some big clients.

He was back before midnight,

already drunk off his ass.

They've got hookers over here.

You know what's the most important thing

to do in Macau?

Hello, Susan.

Nothing, I was busy.

Sure. You'll have it right away okay?

Real quick, another 5 to 'IO minutes.

Yes... Okay... Bye!

In Macau, you must get a hooker.

Otherwise, you'll be damned sorry.

And remember, no tipping, got it?

You got it?

Eh? There's already one ringing? Nice!

WOW!

Wow, what?

Where is Frankie?

He said he'd bring the document right over.

Sorry miss. You're not quite right for me.

Go back and tell your

manager I want an exchange!

What the f***, man.

Now they got hookers looking like Susan!

- What're you talking about?

- A Susan hooker?!

- You think I'm a prostitute?

- How can you f*** that?

How dare you, James?

Damn you, get the f*** up!

You're fired!

After that night

I had one less colleague,

James had one less boot to lick,

and Susan finally learned the learned

that, "in wine there is truth."

WASHINGTON SAUNA

I'd seen this kind of look before.

In a documentary about

the Battle of Midway.

The tired but victorious American troops

returning to base

gave this kind of look to the men

heading out to relieve them,

passing on a sense of

hope and responsibility.

It's starting to rain. Hurry the hell up!

Okay, thanks.

Oh, great. It's f***ing late now.

So if we're late they run out of chicks?

No, you don't f***ing have to worry.

I just called Jackie the manager

to hold some back for us.

Otherwise, we'd be picking

from the rubbish pile.

Oh, right, what did you tell Zeta

that let you sneak out?

Zeta isn't like she was before.

And after crossing the border,

I'm like a new man myself.

Huh? What the hell are you babbling about?

Forget it.

First, let me give you a word of warning.

If you see someone picking out

a totally hideous broad,

don't you dare laugh.

You know, "Beauty is in

the eye of the beholder"

I've seen it happen a lot.

Oh.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Gentlemen, how may I address you?

- Mr. James.

- Mr. James.

- Wong.

- Mr. Wong.

- Mr. Frankie.

- Frankie.

Have any of our managers helped you before?

No, but I'd called and spoke to a Jackie.

Jackie? Well that's me.

So you're the gentleman who called earlier.

You're Jackie?

But your name tag says "To man".

Well, it's kind of complicated.

"To Man Chet" is of course the real name

of the actor Chapman To.

And since my name sounds so similar,

people called me Chapman, then Chap,

then Jack and finally Jackie.

So you can call me Jackie, as well!

Who the f*** cares?! Let's get this on!

You three gents have arrived just in time

for our nightly "Flower Show".

What do you mean "Flower Show".

We have all available girls

gather around in the lobby

for you all to look over and pick.

This way.

Hurry, over here.

WOW!

What are you wow-ing?

Just f***ing felt like it. So what?

These are definitely the best of the bunch.

Gents,

if you see one you like, just let me know.

Dammit!

You trying to steal my clients again?

Where did you hear that from?

I saw it with my own two eyes!

Jackie Chan?

Jackie Chan?

It's Jackie Chin.

That's right.

Who cares? It doesn't f***ing matter!

I won't go into it with you all today.

But the fact is that these three

had just spoken to me on the phone

and asked to arrange a shuttle for them.

Which of you gentlemen is James?

You see?

You don't even know which one is Mr. James.

Anyone who answers to such a common name

is now your client? Bullshit!

Mr. James, you tell her.

Tell her you called me and not her.

Whom did you call earlier?

What? Well, I don't know...

You can't tell the difference between

a man's voice and a woman's?

What?

I was more worried about

reserving chicks for you two idiots,

What do I care who I was talking to?

You two work out your own problems

and stop getting in our way.

Hear that? Quit bothering my clients!

Is that so! You steal my clients and try

to turn this around on me!

Have you lost your mind?!

- What?!

- What.

Quit it, both of you! Go get your manager!

I am the manager!

There are three of us.

You each help one of us.

The third will get a girl from each of you.

You'll both have business, okay?

Great idea, I don't mind

being the third one.

I don't mind. The customer is always right.

You're just sucking up now, eh?

Think you can scare me?

I should be taking all of this.

But now you want me to split it?

You want to take half from me?

Dream on!

Say what you want, but don't poke me!

- What?!

- What?!

You don't think it's fair.

You say the customer is always right.

He always is.

How about

we pick based on

whoever gives the best pitch?

- Sure!

- Bring it on!

- Come...

- Stand straight..

Girls, meet the gentlemen.

Gentlemen, we welcome you here on your

first visit to Washington Sauna.

My girls are renowned for their supple,

creamy breasts.

A pleasure to play with.

Take a look at No. 36, whose chest

is at least a 36!

Her excellent service has won her

many frequent customers.

Come, jump a couple of times and show them.

Gentlemen, "excellent service"

is easy enough to say,

but check out No. 11.

She goes by "Boundless"

and is known for unreal blowj*bs!

Not only is she pretty,

but there are so many

things you can do with her!

Aren't these tits something?

Sure, talk is cheap. But where's the proof?

You gents should have a

feel for yourselves first!

- Go ahead. Go grab whatever you like.

- That's really not necessary.

But aren't them firm?

Sir, look. Pink nipples!

I told you not to go tanning so much!

Get lost!

See, these ones are really pink.

Come on and have a feel!

Just grab them!

What's the big deal? Mine are pink, too!

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