Due West: Our Sex Journey Page #7

Wait,

I meant my girls'!

If feeling them up isn't good enough,

suck on them! Come on and have a suck!

No, over here.

You just said hers were bouncy.

Here! These are pinker!

Suck on these, go on...

Jackie, your clients are here for you.

- Got it!

- They're here for me!

So how'd they feel?

Hard...

What "hard"?

Hard to tell.

F***! What a wasted chance!

Should've let me do it!

Don't get me wrong.

"Hard to tell" wasn't meant to be clever.

I was just too embarrassed to tell

any difference or even enjoy the fun.

This place isn't just a

metaphorical meat market.

These girls are marketed, picked and tested

like any ordinary produce.

People here, whether

guests, girls, or hosts,

lose all dignity as soon as they walk in.

Hey Jackie, remember to

put me down for 106.

If you see someone picking out

a totally hideous broad,

don't you dare laugh.

You know, "Beauty is in

the eye of the beholder"

I've seen it happen a lot.

Ugly trim is still trim.

Still better than doing it yourself.

To each his own. Leave him be.

No. 211, stand up.

You marked me for No. 106,

but if I see a better one, can I switch?

No problem. Change until you're satisfied.

But look, your two friends

still haven't picked any.

And if you come back after eating

the "Flower Show" will already be over.

Didn't expect to see such an elegant

and pure beauty here.

Look at her,

she probably even eats healthy.

Sh*t. If she ate healthy,

you think she'd stick yours

in her mouth? Dumbass.

Jackie, please put me down for No. 211.

Very good. Thank you.

Jing, you pick one?

Then let's go eat first

and pick again later.

This way please.

Know what you want?

If not, let's get some beers first.

Do you think they have Hoegaarden?

You're an idiot!

Waiter, give me two bottles of beer

with three glasses.

Hey, what are you

doing up here?

Just bringing up a

buddy to get broken in.

Virgin?

Yeah, over there.

He sure does look it.

Check out who I brought with me!

Frankie...

and you said you weren't one of us.

What a crock of sh*t!

I said it before. All cats eat fish.

And you have no idea how good

roast goose tastes until you've had it!

Alright, he knows now.

Stop teasing him. Have one with me.

Nah, I've already had a lot.

Oh yeah, how about we meet up here

and do a little performance review

over breakfast tomorrow?

Cool, no problem here. Ask him.

Okay.

Okay then, I won't get in the way

of your "roast goose".

See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

What's so weird about running into

other guys here?

If you ran into chicks,

that would be trouble.

So you know what you want to eat, yet?

Didn't the waiter put out

a final call for roast goose?

Roast goose? Wasn't it the chicken pot?

You ready or not?

No.

Drink up, come on...

The beer in front of me is amber enough,

but it's so cloudy.

It's as unclear as the things in my life

that I actually have control over.

Right now, I feel so lost.

What the hell should I have?

Chicken pot, or braised mud carp?

Where're you going?

You haven't ordered a damned thing.

Egg and ham noodles are fine.

The toilet isn't over there.

Oh, uh, really?

Love unrestrained, and joy abounds.

Music reminds, of lovers since gone...

I just need to piss,

what's with the poetry?

And what are you doing out here, anyway?

Second thoughts are inevitable

when one is making up one's mind.

But I believe I made the right decision.

Decision? What decision?

Did you finally pick a girl?

Actually, I already saw

my Juliet back there.

No. 211?

Jackie, please put me down for No. 211.

Jing, you pick one?

Why didn't you mark her down back then?

Because you are in greater need.

Though two months younger than I,

Jing has always conceded everything to me.

Yet over the years,

I have never given him a single thing.

So this time I have decided that

I will yield this girl to him.

211 is all yours.

I know what you are thinking.

But if you go back now,

you will never forget the person

you want to forget.

Indeed. How could I have come all this way,

a three hour journey, picked out a girl,

only to turn around

and leave without doing a thing?

There is a deep truth to Jing's words.

It is no small miracle

for a friend to know me so well.

So I decided that tonight

I'd take No. 211 and go all out.

Hang on. A man should keep his word.

What the hell? Did he just read my mind?

It's late now. The "Flower Show" is over.

There are fewer girls now.

What?

Don't worry, I'll send them in in groups

for your selection.

I promise you'll find one you want.

Otherwise, just switch for another.

First come in, and I'll go arrange it.

Good evening, sir.

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What the hell are they saying?

I didn't understand a word of it.

Who f***ing cares? Just pick one!

Any you like?

Hurry up already and f***ing pick anyone!

No.

Leave.

Really? Not a one?

There aren't many left out there.

This next round is

probably your last chance.

After this round,

if you still cannot decide,

there's nothing I can do.

Go. Set them up.

It's surprising that Jackie saying

this was my "last chance"

made me GVGH ITIOFG HGFVOUS.

If Jing hadn't held me back just

a few minutes ago,

I would already have been long gone.

Why is picking a girl

making me so uneasy?

Is it that I'm the same as my father

and have the DNA for being a john?

Good evening, sir.

I'm sorry. Wrong room...

- Go, leave.

- Congrats, you've finally grown up.

Gentlemen, I'll get your rooms set up.

Make it quick.

Remember, breakfast tomorrow, d*ckhead!

Come, let me take off your jacket.

Er, thanks.

You Hong Kong guys are so polite.

Wow, this chair is so cool!

It's like a Transformer!

This is a "Divine", I can serve you

on it later if you'd like.

A Divine? Andy Lau wasn't kidding.

I feel like a god in this.

For whatever "my body's specific need"

there is a "Human 3D massage" program.

Might be a security check. Let me go see.

Security check? Don't you mean a raid?

No f***ing way!

Those words made my legs wobblier than

if I'd f***ed non-stop for a week!

Hello, mum,

I've been a bad son and

got caught with a hooker!

I won't be home for dinner

for the next 15 days,

don't worry about me...

I need to hang up now, morn...

Why does sh*t keep happening to me?

Never mind the tail, my pants are still on

and I'm gonna be locked up for 15 days?!

Boss, I've been arrested

for soliciting a prostitute.

I'll have to take a two week leave...

Whatever, just remember

to take clients' calls

and reply to their emails.

Oh, okay...

Hey, buddy, let me borrow your phone.

I ran out of juice in the middle of a call.

It's you. Didn't you go

to the Golden Lion Sauna?

What f***ing Golden Lion Sauna?

It's Golden Light,

You think they're all the same? F***er...

Thanks so f***ing much.

Wasn't it supposed to be untouchable?

Dammit, that's what I thought, too.

Give me your phone.

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