Dumb & Dumber Page #9

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The town is

back that way.

Wow.

Two lucky guys

are gonna be driving around

with those girls

for the next

couple of months.

Yeah, don't worry.

We'll catch

our break too.

- Just gotta keep our eyes open.

- Yeah.

# Now, we've been

friends forever... #

- You're it.

- You're it.

You're it.

Quitsies.

You're it. Anti-quitsies,

double-stamp.

You're it. Anti-quitsies,

triple-stamp.

- No erasies, none at all.

- You can't triple-stamp.

Yes, if you have a double-stamp,

of course you can.

- You can't triple-stamp!

- # La la la la la... #

You can't if you

have a double-stamp!

You can't triple-stamp...

the rule!

You can't triple-stamp

a double-stamp, Lloyd!

Lloyd! Lloyd!

# And now we're rolling

down the hill #

# Down the hill. #

# Here you go,

way too fast #

# Don't slow down,

you're gonna crash #

# You should watch,

watch your step #

# Don't look out,

gonna break your neck #

# So shut,

shut your mouth #

# 'Cause I'm not

listenin'anyhow #

# I had enough,

enough of you #

# Enough to last

a lifetime through #

# So what do you

want of me? #

# Got no words

of sympathy #

# And if I go

around with you #

# You know that I'll get

messed up too with you #

# Na-na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na #

# Na-na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na #

# Here you go,

way too fast #

# Don't slow down,

you're gonna crash #

# You don't know

what's been going down #

# You've been runnin'

all over town #

# So shut,

shut your mouth #

# 'Cause I'm not

listening anyhow #

# I've had enough,

enough of you #

# Enough to last

a lifetime through #

# So what do you

want of me?

# Got no cure

for misery #

# And if I go

around with you #

# You know that

I'll get messed up too #

# With you #

# Na-na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na #

- # Slow down #

- # You're gonna crash #

# Na-na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na #

- # Slow down #

- # You're gonna crash #

# With you #

# Na-na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na #

- # Slow down #

- # You're gonna crash #

# Na-na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na #

- # Slow down #

- # You're gonna crash #

# Na-na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na #

- # Slow down #

- # You're gonna crash. #

# Well, if you want,

I'll be by your side #

# And if you don't,

maybe suicide #

# It's my love

that'd kill me, dear #

# If you won't hold me

and have me near #

# Because I'll be good

to you in every way #

# I'll give you lovin'

baby, every day #

# A lovin' that's good,

a lovin' that's all right #

# A lovinlike an oven

on the coldest night #

# Whoo! #

# 'Cause if you don't love me,

I'll kill myself #

# Yeah, if you don't love me,

I'll kill myself #

# If you don't love me,

I'll kill myself #

# If you don't love me,

I'll kill myself. #

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