Dumbbells Page #10

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I'm not done with it, Chris!

Whatever!

You're whatever!

You are!

He's not a dimwit.

You have to have a wit

to be dim.

He's the dimmest

of the dimwits.

Mr. Dimwit.

Captain Dimwit.

General Dimwit.

King Dimwit.

Emperor Dimwit.

Yes.

Cut!

Listen, Dances With Queers,

I'm never f***ing done.

I got 20 more laps

and an hour worth of legs

and I'm gonna f*** this line up

horribly.

Okay, le-,

let's cut the crap!

See this coat I'm wearing?

I don't need it anymore,

you know why?

Because I'm cooked

and failing

I had two slices of bad pizza

and I'm already throwing

punches.

Are you out of

your f***ing mind?

I don't put that sh*t

in my body.

I'm downing some COC.

Cellular Oxygen Creatine.

A liquid formula

that quadruples

my amino acid recovery

by f***ing up the lines

and having to do it

over ago.

I'm downing some COC.

Creatine Oxygen f***ing

sh*t backwards a**hole.

Cellular Oxygen Creatine,

a liquid formula that triples

my amino acid circulation

while quadrupling...

Goat got your tongue?

The "baa" is my favorite part.

This was fun.

Wasn't this fun?

We should do this again.

# I'm gone, I'm gone,

I'm gone, I'm gone #

# I'm gone, I'm gone

# Gonna light it up

# Tore it up

# That's enough

# I'm gone, I'm gone

I'm gone, I'm gone #

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