Duplex Page #2
Soon.
Yeah, not for a couple of years.
You sound just like
Mr. Connelly.
We never had any children.
It's too late for me now.
Oh, look at the time.
I had no idea it was so late.
Oh.
The time's rolled on.
We haven't had a chance
to see the apartment.
Oh, dear, I'm afraid
there's no time now.
Really?
We must say good night.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no. That was your...
I think it's your couch.
- I think the chair...
- Alex.
That was a little...
Come along, dears.
Come along.
How could you?
"A macaw. Any long-tailed,
brightly colored parrot."
A macaw is a parrot.
I knew it.
Don't you think that
as landlords,
we have some legal right
to see the back of her apartment
if we want to?
I mean, I'll look it up
on the Internet.
That's what I'll do.
I wonder how old she is.
Oh, my guess is that she's
somewhere between 95 and 105.
- She looked pretty good tonight.
- Yeah, she did.
She looked kind of healthy.
Yeah.
That's nice.
Yeah.
Hi.
Hello, Mr. Peabody.
I saw myself in the mirror,
and I thought it was
my mother's tush.
Mrs. Connelly?
Mrs. Connelly?
Oh, yes?
Who is it?
Hi, it's Alex.
I was wondering if you
could turn down your TV,
'cause we can hear it.
Oh, I fell asleep.
I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
- I'll do that.
Okay.
Thank you.
No, Starvin' Marvin,
that's my potpie.
Cartman, you butt-pipe.
This is the time of year
to share.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Are you going to eat
your peach cobbler?
No, you don't want all that.
Why don't you share it with me?
Everybody's
asking me about fiber.
In the next few minutes,
an amazing...
If I want a slimmer waist.
Use it on carpets. OxiClean
seeks out organic stains.
There's no more bald jokes.
I gotta go. Have a good day.
See you later.
And finish that chapter!
I will.
- Good morning, Alex.
- Good morning, Mrs. Connelly.
I wanted to give you this back.
I won't drink it,
and I thought you might want it.
Oh, thank you.
That's nice of you.
All right, if there's anything
I can do for you, let me know.
There is one thing.
Yeah, I'm sorry,
I don't hear anything.
It was very distinctive.
The pipes went
bang- bang-bangity-bang-bang.
Bang! Bang!
Well, they're not
doing that anymore,
or it stopped,
so, I'll tell you what, though.
If you hear it again,
come get me. I'll take a listen.
Oh, all right then.
It's a deal.
Ooh, Alan, dear boy, I wonder...
- Alex.
- Pardon?
Alex.
My name's Alex.
I know.
No, I think you said "Alan."
Oh, no, I don't think so.
I don't forget names.
Could you give me a hand
with the garbage?
We don't want to be
feeding the mice.
What in heaven's name
are you doing with me drawers?
Now, I would move
the pull quote just a teeny bit
so that you'll have room
to squeeze in the text.
You're such
a good squeezer, Nancy.
That's because, until yesterday,
I lived in an apartment
the size of a small child.
But look at the new place.
Oh, my God!
- Isn't it gorgeous?
- Yes.
There's, like,
this living room/parlor area.
Nancy, did you finish
the "Celebrity Scene" page?
Oh, tickety-boo.
I don't know what that means.
It means you'll have it soon.
Well, if you mean
I'll have it soon,
why don't you say
I'll have it soon?
"Tickety-boo"
is just confusing for everybody.
Oh, Mr. Peabody.
How did that get in there?
Ohh.
Alex?
Alex?
Hey.
Hi!
Hi.
How was work?
Oh, Herman's freaking out,
as usual.
Were you napping?
No, I was just rearranging
my book collection.
In the dark?
And then I closed my eyes
for a second.
Just to think, and, you know.
Is this dinner?
Mm-hmm.
So, how was your nook?
Did you get, like, five
More like five or six words.
doing chores for her all day.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, you just gotta set
some boundaries.
Just tell her you're working.
She'll understand.
What is that?
Oh, I picked up a few things
on the way home.
It's an area rug.
- Do you love it?
- Yes. How much was it?
It doesn't seem
to cover much of an area.
It was $200
or something like that.
I don't really remember.
That was 200 bucks?
Yeah, but, you know,
it's a runner,
'cause it goes in between
the two rooms
and then ties them together.
Ooh, and look!
Look, look, look, look, look!
It's an original Pablo Flinch.
Really? Cool.
Is it, like, a Mayan
guacamole bowl or something?
It's a stool.
Here.
Try it.
What are we, hobbits?
It's a water stain!
I told Mr. Rose the problem
with the pipes this morning.
They were going
bang-bang-bangity- bang- bang.
Bang. Bang.
Yeah, the whole bathroom
could have explode.
471 bucks.
What time?
- You were here three hours?
- Yeah.
Sweetie, these were
original tiles.
How could you not hear banging?
Sweetie, I was asleep!
Napping, and in the middle
of the afternoon.
Shameful.
I'm not gonna pay
for unauthorized repairs.
I did the work, my friend.
I can rip the pipes
out of the wall.
What?
I don't know what you're saying.
Do it! Do it!
You do it.
You do it.
Alex!
- What?
Okay, forget it.
Plug it up.
I begged Mr. Rose
to do something.
I was terrified, Nancy.
Okay, well, the next
time that happens,
Mrs. Connelly,
just call me, okay?
I gave you my business card.
Alan, before I forget,
it's the first of the month.
Right.
$88.
Do you want to count it?
Remember, if she bothers you,
just lay down the law.
Be firm, but nice.
Two positives, then a negative.
- What is that?
- Psychology.
Don't wait up for me.
I got to work late.
- I love you.
- I love you.
Good morning, Alex.
Good morning, Mrs. Connelly.
a quick question.
Right.
You know what?
Can I just say this to you?
You know I'm working
on a book, right?
And this book is due
on her desk at that time, okay?
- It's a contractual deadline.
- I see.
So I have to be working
on that book all the time
here in my apartment,
which is also my office.
It's just like my office.
If I was a lawyer,
and I went off to an office,
you couldn't knock on my door,
'cause you wouldn't be there.
So let's just pretend
that I'm a lawyer, okay?
This is my office,
and unless it's a really, really
super-important emergency, okay,
between the hours
of 9:
00 and 6:00, I'm not here.I'm off,
away in my office, okay?
And then after 6:00,
I'm here, okay?
I completely understand.
And I apologize
for bothering you.
Not at all. Okay,
have a good day, all right?
It's just...
What? What is it just?
What is it?
I bought a copy
of your book yesterday,
and I wondered if you'd sign it.
Of course, if you're too busy,
I can come back
out of business hours.
Oh. No.
That... no.
Oh, that's so nice.
You didn't have to buy a copy.
- I have a million copies.
- It's money well spent.
can treasure for years to come.
Okay.
How about, "To my favorite
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