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upstairs neighbor"?
Signed "Alex Rose."
Here you go.
And I hope you like it.
Oh, I know I will.
Okay. All right.
Good day.
Alex?
Yeah?
I know we've just had
this discussion,
but I was wondering
if the firm of Rose & Rose
could accompany an old lady
to the pharmacy.
It's pissing down out there.
And I need to renew
my monthlies.
It won't take any time at all.
30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36...
How much is the Nicorette?
$43.97.
I lost me place.
One, two, three...
8, 9, 10...
1, 2, 3...
22, 23, 24...
25, 26, 27, 28, 29, and 30.
Okay, good?
Oh, blueberries.
1, 2, 3...
I thought you
were gonna talk to her.
I did, honey.
I did.
I was very clear with her.
She's just...
She manipulated me somehow.
She manipulated you?
She's very crafty.
She's a crafty old lady.
Well, I'll tell you what.
Tomorrow's gonna be better,
because you know why?
It's gonna be Saturday,
and that's our day off,
and we're gonna get to sleep in.
- Okay?
- Yeah.
I promise everything
will be better tomorrow, okay?
The Love Boat
Soon we'll be making
another run
The Love Boat
Good morning.
Good morning, Nancy.
This is Nancy Kendricks.
Hello, dear.
Are those musical instruments?
Yes!
We are a brass ensemble.
We've got a concert
at St. Augustus on Friday.
Let's go out shopping.
I'll deliver it this afternoon?
Yes, that's great.
Hey, honey, look.
Oh!
Oh, what'd you get?
Remington Royal.
50 bucks.
How much were
they asking for it?
50 bucks.
Look, I got a peacock.
Oh.
- Isn't it great?
- Cool.
What does it do?
It's there to be decorative
and pretty
and aesthetically pleasing.
So what do we need a daybed for?
Oh, for all your napping.
Honey, I took one nap
for two minutes.
I didn't even shut my eyes.
Hey, what's in the bag?
Answer to our prayers.
Try it next to that one,
'cause then the couch will go...
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Wow.
You know what I just realized
that we forgot to do?
We forgot to christen
the apartment.
That's what I was thinking.
Agua de beber
Agua de beber camar
Agua de beber
I love our home.
Aah!
- What was she doing?
- Oh, my God.
I don't know. You think
she saw the whole thing?
Ew!
Hey, where are you going?
Oh, now's my chance.
I got to get up there.
Wait.
What are you gonna do?
The answer to our problems.
- Clap Me.
- What does it do?
When she falls asleep,
we can control her TV.
You be the lookout.
If you hear her coming,
knock on the pipe, okay?
Like, make a noise.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Hello.
Well, hello, Little Dickey.
I'm back again, aren't I?
Guess what I've got in the bag.
I got hot dogs.
Hot dogs for Dickey boy.
I'll tell you
what I'm going to do.
I'm going to give it
a wee chew meself first.
Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm. It's so nice, Dickey.
It is.
It's so good.
Mm.
I tell you what.
Shall we have a bit of music?
A bit of music
and a bit of a dance.
I'll put on your favorite,
the tune you like the most.
The one that was
Big Dick's favorite, too.
There's a-boy.
From your kindred and all
From the campfire at night
We'll hear
the wild dingoes call
But there's nothing
so Ionesome
so dull, or so drear
Than to stand in the bar
of a pub with no beer
Now the publican's anxious
Holy crap!
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha
Mrs. Connelly?
With a thrill in my hand
and a pill on my tongue
Dissolve the nerves
that have just begun
Listening to Marvin
All night long
This is the sound
Mrs. Connelly?
Mrs. Connelly?
Nancy?
Is that you?
Mrs. Connelly?
Hold on a sec.
Mrs. Connelly?
Oh, Nancy.
What a nice surprise.
I'll make you some tea.
It's nice to see you here.
We'll have some tea.
Oh!
And biscuits.
Ow! Ooh!
Honey?
Oh!
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
What happened to you? You were
supposed to be the lookout.
I know.
I know.
All right, here we go.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
You're a genius!
That is so weird.
How would she know that? How
would she know how to use it?
You didn't leave the box
up there or anything, did you?
Nancy Kendricks.
Nancy, Mrs. Connelly.
I have a favor to ask.
Emergency!
Hurry!
Run!
Mrs. Connelly,
you know, honestly,
and everything's
Can't you ask Alex?
I knocked and knocked.
He must be in
a deep, deep sleep today.
We didn't get it
until this morning.
Nancy! Nancy!
We have 27 minutes
to get this to press.
Get off the phone!
Okay, thank you, Mrs. Connelly.
Where is my new hot list?
Where is it?
I'm almost done.
- 5 seconds!
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Okay. Okay.
- Hurry!
This is it?
Yes.
- Did you check it?
- Yes.
I don't want it tickety-boo.
I want it tickety-now!
It's good. It's cute.
I like it.
Is it, like,
800, 900 square feet?
No, it's, like, 1,800.
But it might seem cozy
'cause of the fireplaces.
There are 3 fireplaces.
So, here it is.
The third fireplace.
Wow.
This apartment is amazing.
I'm so glad that you like it.
Whew. Relief.
Wonderful collection.
- Mmm, thank you.
- Yeah.
Just make sure you save space
for the Alex Rose
first editions.
Ah, yes.
So.
So, yeah.
I'm kind of circling it
'cause I don't want to force it.
Just make sure you
turn it in by Wednesday.
Management's being very strict
with all our mid-level authors.
I'm only mid-level?
Right now.
Of course, you won't be after
you hand in your masterpiece.
We're replacing most
of the furniture we have,
but we're going
for a Miller/Eames look.
You love Eames, Terrence.
I just got a new piece.
Did you bring that guy with
the girl in the leopard thing?
Oh, that's Chick.
That's the guy who's advising me
on the Don Piper mysteries.
What, is he a detective
or something?
No.
He's a hired gun.
You brought a hit man
into the party?
Relax.
He's very discreet.
He's got a perfectly legitimate
day job as a cover.
And what do you do, Chick?
I'm a pornographer.
Here, let me give you a card,
you know, just in case.
She's this funny old Irish lady
named Mrs. Connelly,
and she's actually in a brass
ensemble at the church tonight.
There's all sorts
of incredible details.
I mean, I can't wait
for you guys to see it.
It's beautiful.
Ooh, Herman, get in here.
Herman?
Being a landlord
doesn't give you the right
to enter your tenant's premises
anytime you feel like it.
I just wanted my friends
to have a look- see.
You were supposed to be
at the church performing.
Heavens no.
It's next Friday.
We've got a big week
You terrified the poor woman.
Mrs. Connelly, you can press
charges if you want.
No, I don't want to do that.
They're such a nice couple.
Good night, now.
Good night, Mrs. Connelly.
I'm gonna be watching
the two of you very closely.
- Hey, Alex, right?
- Hey, Chick.
How you doing?
Brought you a housewarming gift.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Well, look,
this is very tasteful stuff.
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