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All right, off we go!

I am not going anywhere.

I thought about it for some time:

supposed we have a liar,

who is always lying, when he says "I'm lying",

is he lying or saying the truth?

It's a classical example

of liar's paradox.

What?

-"Liar's paradox".

We come to a point when liar is lying

and telling the truth at the same time.

It's a inconsistency.

That's what I know too.

But how do we explain it?

It's not possible to explain

this in an easy way.

Hm, maybe I'm too stupid

and I won't understand it.

Tell me...

that Ramzes is too stupid to

understand "liar's paradox".

Say it the f***!

-Shall I take the body?

Not yet.

-It's Geddel's enunciation about

unsettlement of logical systems.

-You should have said it before, I knew that.

Throw!

You told me, that you

are not playing bowling.

Liar.

I'm not!

All right, no more throwing.

I don't like, when someone beats me.

I'm sorry.

-All right, no need to worry.

You lost by a walk-over.

When is Stella's paper ready?

-Second chapter on Saturday.

The rest depends on new promoter.

I'll come to your place for that 2nd chapter.

-I don't receive clients at home.

And, when I come...

you tell me more about that theory.

You can invite him too.

-He's Austrian.

We have lots of time till Saturday.

He'll come by plane.

But he's dead.

-Nobody's perfect.

3 St. John's Street, apartment 5

-You know my address?

See you on Saturday.

You really look weird,

in this track-suit.

How?

-"How" how?

Like a track-suit guy.

You have real problems.

I don't want to worry you,

but this guy has half of the city in his pocket.

The police have no proofs against him

He's the one, who has some proofs

against the Police.

What am I to do?

-How the f*** shall I know?

Come later, please.

Why did I agree

to write this paper?

He... he didn't ask about me...?

Why should he?

-One never knows, what is

I head of such an animal...

Max!

Do you hear me?

I am talking to you.

What are you saying, mom?

-I am saying to you, that I'm talking.

What am I saying?

Aaah, this Hare called...

He was very nervously

asking about his paper...

You failed all deadlines...?

And who is hare?

He's a diplomat, a candidate for one.

He's from Self-Defence

/(Polish farmers and jobless people party)./

A diplomat...?

Oh, mister Stefan...

This is a real art piece.

You should see, what I have at my...

-No thanks.

That's where you work?

Fascinating.

Is this Stella's?

-Yes, 1st chapter and a part of 2nd.

I'd like her to finish her studies

with the best marks, just like me.

I bought it yesterday.

I asked this guys about a doctorate,

they said that they ran out of.

-They ran out of?

Isn't that strange?

You can buy everything, but I thought...

one shouldn't make it that easy.

You must be kidding, mister.

-Of course I must.

I want this to be

a real doctorate.

Excuse me...???

Don't listen, think!

It could even be doctorate...

of this...

Honoris Causa.

No, it's impossible.

Each conferment like this is a great

event in history of the University.

It's publicized by the media.

What is this, that I am worse

then Walesa? What is that?

Do you know what kind of people

I am seeing?

I don't know.

-Well, better for you.

I want my doctorate.

This is a cool flat.

Thank you.

To get a doctorate,

you need to be a research student.

Well mister... You have already

bought master's degree...

What mister?

Max, what mister?

Umm, kitty?

What's its name?

-Socrates.

Nice. I see, that you are

familiar with Brazilian soccer.

Give it back, please.

Mister, you have...

You have to get a promoter,

become a research student, prepare some articles.

And defend your doctorate.

Takes at least 2 years.

If you know right people, 1 year.

See? Can't we do it

little faster, maybe next week?

A year!

-I don't know, don't know, don't know.

And one more thing.

In what domain would it be?

This whole Wedel-Gedel "Liar's paradox".

I like that.

Ah.

My promoter will be this drunkard

professor Sowa. -How do you know him?

He boasts of you.

But he said, you are little skulkingly.

You didn't say him...

-That you write papers for money?

Who do you think I am, Max?

You know what did I learn?

That you, brains of the nation, earn a sh*t.

That's strange.

Really very strange.

I really started

liking you, Max!

O, sorry. You see, I don't

want anything bad to happen to you.

Will you write this doctorate?

No.

/PHIL/

/PHILO/

/PHILOS/

/PHILOSO/

/PHILOSOBHER/

/--We have another one to arrest...--/

/PHILOSOPHER/

/--Roger, we're coming back...--/

You say, doctorate?

And what?

What "what"?

He's a gangster.

Really?

Now it's you, who is

making laugh of me.

Mister... it's easy to accuse someone.

Did he threaten you?

Directly, no.

-Doctorate is a good thing for society.

Everyone knows who he is.

-Everyone?

Heniek, do you know Andrzej Nowicki?

-Tell me his name!

Andrzej Nowicki.

-No, I don't know!

You see mister!

Write this doctorate paper for him.

It's a total paranoia.

It's good story for newspapers.

Listen mister,

education is not our business.

Ah, by the way,

do you help in writing papers?

I attend some lessons,

increasing my competence.

Unfortunately I have no time.

What a pity.

You told me, that computers

haven't become helpful here.

Why?

-No one was able to use them.

They all just played games.

Good times are gone now.

-Jerzy, get over here.

What's up?

I jumped 280 metres in Slovenia.

-Which jumper?

What a question?

Malysz of course.

Show me a replay.

I failed to land...

When I throw you away,

you won't have time to confess,

even when you'll have a priest

flying after you.

Who will finish f***in' Stella's paper...

...if you throw me away?

Max, mind your vocabulary!

Like a bandit.

Will you write this paper for me?

-All right, I agree.

But I have 2 conditions:

I am the leader and he... he doesn't touch me.

Finally! You are beginning to

think logically.

We're starting tomorrow.

I have a nice and cosy place.

Max my son, why are you receiving

these gentlemen at the balcony?

We're waiting in the living-room,

with the apple-pie and Mr Stefan.

Hi Max!-

Good morning.

Did anything happen?

-Not yet.

You didn't mention about your boyfriend.

He's a very nice guy.

/DEAN'S OFFICE/

Mrs Ola, can I talk to Mr Dean?

-Not now, doctor. You came in a bad moment.

But I have to send it today.

-You do what you think.

We have a great scandal here.

Good morning.

There you are. Fantastic.

I called You because...

Why did I call You?

Maybe You wanted to hand me this

opinion I asked You for.

Yes, opinion, right.

Opinion. Here it is.

Thank You.

-Did You hear, that I had to send

a letter to rector, referring to

removal of doctor Kuczka?

-Why?

-Word is, he was writing final papers for his students.

What a times, colleague.

There is a wind.

That opens woman's lips.

There is a wind!

-Excuse me lady, I'm looking for Ramzes.

I'll suck you for free boy...

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