Early Man Page #6

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CHIEF BOBNAR:
Dug. Dug!

You were always

a mammoth-hunter!

Dug! Over here!

(ECHOING) Go hunt mammoth!

Everyone! Give me a hand!

My ball!

Don't crowd me!

(WHIMPERING)

(GRUNTS)

(CROWD CHEERING)

BRIAN:
That is an amazing goal!

- Yay!

- (ALL CHEERING)

(CHUCKLES) Look at that.

The giant duck is on the pitch.

- (SQUAWKING)

- He thinks it's all over.

(BLOWING WHISTLE)

BRIAN:
It is now!

(ALL CHEERING)

Is this as good

as you imagined?

No.

It's better!

Yeah!

Well done, my old hoggy friend!

You cheat!

You are a disgrace to football!

Oh!

- (FLIES BUZZING)

- (SNIFFS)

(GROANS)

(SOBBING)

Hmm?

Good game.

Ja.

Well played, caveman.

QUEEN OOFEEFA:
So...

Huh?

You've reminded us how the

beautiful game should be played.

As for Lord Nooth...

Nooth? Nooth! Where is that...

- Rat!

- Yes, quite! (GASPS)

- Guards!

- (GASPS)

Apprehend that rodent!

LORD NOOTH:
So long, suckers!

- (LAUGHING)

- BRIAN:
My word, Bryan.

That schnookel-grabbing

scoundrel

is making off

with the profits!

After you.

BRYAN:
Aye,

but will he get away?

- (GOONA GRUNTS)

- (GROANS)

- BRYAN:
Oh, superb shot!

- BRYAN:
And a rebound!

- (GROANS)

- Oh, that got him!

Aye, Nooth is on

the back foot now, Brian.

- (LORD NOOTH SCREAMING)

- Quite literally.

- (WHISTLES)

- (COINS CLATTERING)

(LORD NOOTH

CONTINUES SCREAMING)

BRYAN:
Look at that.

- Caught by the old bill.

- BRIAN:
Oh, Bryan,

that's comedy bronze.

Well done, my friend.

- (SQUAWKING)

- (COINS CLATTERING)

No! My lovely schnookels!

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

- (GROANS)

- WOMAN:
Yay!

Oh, refund.

That should remind him

of the pecking order, eh?

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

Oh, and, caveman,

I think this is yours.

Symbol of a game sent

from heaven.

Thank you, Your...

Bronze Chiefness.

And now, I believe

it's time you went home,

to your valley.

We're going home.

(ALL CHEERING)

(LAUGHS) Oh, hey!

(DUG IMITATING BIRD CALL)

(CLICKING TONGUE)

(CONTINUES IMITATING

BIRD CALL)

(CLICKING TONGUE)

(CREATURE ROARS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(GIGGLING)

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