Earth Girls Are Easy Page #6

to remain silent.

Anything you say

Can and will be used...

hey!

Jail isn't so bad.

It's where I learned

how to surf.

He's dead meat.

You hang 10 now.

You've got to believe me.

This is all a misunderstanding.

Sorry.

Then arrest me.

Yeah.

Stay out of this, flipper.

You didn't do anything.

Hey, lady!

Don't do that!

Paramedic unit 104.

We picked up two victims

Fitting the description

Of the mini mart

robbery suspects.

Taking them to

our lady of the valley hospital.

10-13. Copy.

That's Teds hospital.

We have to get there.

Joe...

take us to hospital, please.

Hey, clown,

You're going to the slammer.

We go to slammer first.

Give them that love touch,

Then they'll come on to me.

They'll be putty in my hands.

You want sex with Joe and mike?

No. Just so we

can get away. Do it.

Hey!

How about those Lakers, huh?

What about

those incredible eyes of yours?

What?

They're just this far

From Liz Taylor violet.

Oh, Michael!

Joseph.

Two new patients

in emergency...

Dr. Love.

Its the summer

of love, love, love

I'm in love

with love, love, love

for everyone

transcends here

I'm thinking of you

boy

Bye, you guys.

Thanks for the lift.

I hope things work out.

Bye.

Happy house hunting.

Ciao.

Thank you very much.

They're such a nice couple.

Bye.

Bye.

Totally cool, Tim.

Ride cool rips all the way in.

Great.

You two.

Hi, dr. Dude.

The party's over.

Settle down.

Take us to Valeries house.

You're not setting foot

in my house again.

We're looking for two patients

Who were just admitted.

That's kind of a nasty bump.

Does this hurt?

Aah!

Good.

Let's just have

a listen here, shall we?

Surf's up.

Surf's up.

Leave it alone.

Breathe.

Again.

Wait a second.

Breathe.

Breathe.

It's incredible.

It's amazing.

You each...

have two heartbeats.

Wiploc and zeebo?

What are their last names?

They don't have last names.

They're performers

like... Cher.

Oh!

Yes. They're in

the emergency room

Being examined

by dr. Gallagher.

Oh! He'll

dissect them.

You can't go in there.

Medical personnel only.

We've got to get in there.

I have an idea, but it means

Doing something terrible

to an innocent person.

Let's do it.

Which floor?

Two, please.

I think I'm going to

enjoy this.

Feel this?

It's a gun.

What...

Shut up. Walk.

Come in here.

Help. She's got

a gun.

Take off your uniform.

What?

Take it off!

Quick!

I know you.

You're Teds girlfriend.

Strip.

I don't want any part

of you, ted,

Or your kinky sex trips.

Strip!

She said strip.

The call button.

Push the call button.

Nuh-Uh.

You'll go to prison for this...

excuse me.

For molesting me,

for having a gun...

It's not real.

Your heart...

excuse me, doctor.

This doctor's

here to pick up these patients.

These guys aren't

going anywhere.

I'm admitting them

for observation.

They seem ok to me.

Nurse, listen to their hearts,

And tell me what you hear.

Cover of time magazine

man of the year

yes, I'll be

rich and famous

I'll be on the today show.

Shh, zeebo.

It's me.

He sounds

perfectly normal to me, doctor.

Oh, no.

That's impossible.

They each have

two distinct heartbeats.

Try me, doctor.

Yes.

I could try you.

Thud! Thud! Thud!

Oh, my god!

You, too.

It's my beeper!

No. My beeper's never

done this before.

Get the phone.

What phone, doctor?

Hello?

Doctor, I'm afraid

You must be hearing things.

Yodel-Aydi...

Yodel-Ay-Hee-Hoo!

Is there something

wrong, doctor?

Oh, hello, doctor.

Should I call you

a doctor, doctor?

Make it stop!

I can't stand it.

You guys, you came this close

To being a science project.

Come on.

Ted's car! Follow me.

Quick! Get in quick!

Oh! Oh, god!

Here comes ted!

Hide!

Get down and hide.

Valerie?

Sweetheart, I'm

so glad to see you.

Can we go home?

These last two days

have been hell.

Sweetheart, I actually think

I've been hearing things.

Oh, Val, could you drive?

Please, Valerie.

Ok, ted.

Here.

Get in, honey.

I'm exhausted.

I thought about what you said.

I've decided

to do something impulsive.

Let's go to Vegas tonight

and get married.

Tonight?

What about the church

and my dress?

We can do the big

church wedding later.

Well...

what do you say?

I don't know...

Im just so surprised.

Come on.

You wanted surprises.

Ted.

You got to bring

That one-Piece

night thing,

That, uh, corset

That looks like underwear.

What is it now?

Something old...

oh! These pantyhose

are old.

Something new.

This veil is new.

Dr. Tushman, please.

Hey, Barbara, ted here.

Listen, uh, I need

a really big favor.

I want you to cover my shift

At the hospital tomorrow.

I'm going to Vegas.

Well, I'm going to...

lose a little money,

take in a show,

And get married.

Barbara.

Barbara...

Look, just because

I'm getting married

Doesn't mean we can't date,

all right?

What?

Valerie.

Good-Bye.

Bye.

Nice planet you have here.

Give Tanya my number.

Take care, zeebo.

Aw, wiploc.

I think I'll miss you

least of all.

You got liplock for wiploc?

Valerie...

I don't know the words.

Oh, Mac.

I'm going to miss you so much.

I'll miss you, too.

Sweetheart, I booked

The cave man suite

at cupid's lodge.

What the hell is this?

Ok, ted, they're not a band.

They're from another planet.

Go back in the house.

I'll be in soon.

Oh, my god!

They're aliens.

Aliens!

Got you covered.

It's ok.

Ted. Ted. It's ok.

You're contaminated.

L... I have

to go now.

Ted!

I'll call the police.

Ted...

I gotta go.

Stop it.

Good-Bye, Valerie.

Mac!

It didn't work!

Mac!

I have to tell you something.

I love you!

Take me with you!

To jhazalla?

Anyplace!

I am Mr. Right?

Yes!

Well, uh...

good-Bye, ted.

Um, I guess

it wasn't meant to be,

But, uh, I really

want to thank you

For, um... thanks

for the, uh...

good-Bye, ted.

Mac!

Mac!

Wait, you guys!

You can't leave

without margaritas!

Valerie, what are you doing?

Good-Bye, candy.

I'll miss you.

Well, good luck, val.

Call me.

Happy trails.

Bambi, I never knew.

Wait!

Hey!

Give my love to Finland!

Oh! Oh! Ha ha ha!

People all over the world

join hands

start a love train,

love train

people all over the world

all over the world,

join hands

start a love train

love train, love train

first stop that we'll make

will be England

tell all the folks

in Russia

and china, too

get on board

don't you know

it's time to get on board

time to get on board

let the train

keep on ridin'

ridin' on through

people all over the world

join hands

join your hands

and start a love train

love train

people all over the world

join hands

everybody

get on the love train

love train

all of your brothers

over in Africa

come on now, people

tell all the folks in Egypt

and Israel, too

please don't miss

this train

at the station

'cause if you miss it

I feel sorry, sorry for you

sorry, oh, for you

people all over the world

join hands

start a love train

love train

start a love train

sisters and brothers

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