Earth Girls Are Easy Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 100 min
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It's beautiful.
Sounds neat.
Is driving a ufo a good job?
Oh, yes.
Do you own your own home?
No water.
Come look.
Hi, guys.
Hope instant decaf is ok.
Breakfast is on the way.
I'm making pancakes
from scratch.
Yeah. Valerie, uh...
we can go home now.
Oh.
Gee...
that's great.
Wow.
I didn't think
it would be so soon.
Yeah.
That's, uh, that's really good.
Yeah. Uh, Valerie...
Well, I better go get that.
Pool man!
Hey, dudes, what's happening?
Woody.
What is this?
A spaceship?
Spaceship?
No way, Jos.
What is it?
A car.
That's why she wanted me
to drain it.
She drove her car
into the pool.
I'm always doing that.
Pretty rad car, though.
Where is it made?
Finland.
Finland. Finland.
Oh, I heard of that.
Ted, bringing that girl
here was inexcusable.
Now that I've slept on it,
I could probably forgive you,
But what about
calling off the wedding?
Sweetheart, I didn't mean that.
Marrying you is the most
important thing in the world.
I need you to take care of me.
I won't so much
as look at another woman,
Unless, of course,
I'm giving her
a physical examination.
A relationship is
like a porcelain nail...
You can break it,
you can glue it back together,
But it won't be
as strong as before
Unless the person's
committed and not bringing home nurses.
You should've seen me
today, man.
Nothing but radical rips
all the way in.
You want some slushy?
I was barely off my board
When the wahines
were all over me.
Ew! Wahines!
Wahines.
You know, girls.
Girls?
You know girls?
Does the woodburger know girls?
Pinocchio got a wooden butt?
I could fix you up
with some bodacious chicks
Just like that.
You don't believe me?
Like that.
Come on. Let's hit the beach.
Ride the wild bikinis!
We go get candy?
Candy, gum,
beer nuts, anything you want.
Twizzlers.
I got some milk duds.
You ought to lay off coffee.
It'll kill you in a day.
I will take you to zuma beach.
I need surprises.
I need romance.
How long has it been
Since you said
I love you, I need you,
I'm crazy about you?
Well, ted?
Get in the car, will you?
Wiploc.
Zeebo.
Zeebo going to zuma beach!
Zeebo!
Wiploc!
Hey, dudes,
I just remembered something.
What was it?
At the beach today,
They're having
a blond-Of-The-Month contest.
Blond?
Yeah, you know,
Blond beach bunnies,
Californias finest.
Because I'm blond
I don't have to think
I talk like a baby
and I never pay for drinks
don't have to worry
about getting a man
if I keep this blond
and I keep these tanned
'cause I'm a blond,
yeah, yeah, yeah
I see people working
it just makes me giggle
'cause I don't have to work
I just have to jiggle
'cause I'm blond,
b-L-O-N-D
'cause I'm a blond
don't you wish
you were me?
I never learned to read
and I never learned to cook
why should I bother
when I look
like I look?
I know lots of people
are smarter than me
but I have this philosophy...
So what?
'cause I'm a blond,
yeah, yeah, yeah
I see girls without dates
and I feel
so sorry for them
'cause whenever I'm around
all the men ignore them
'cause I'm blond,
nyah, nyah, nyah
'cause I'm a blond,
nyah, nyah, nyah
they say to make it
you need talent
and ambition
well, I got a TV show
and this was my audition
Um, what was it?
Ok, don't tell me.
Oh, yeah, ok.
"Duck, magnum, duck!"
'cause I'm a blond,
yeah, yeah, yeah
I took an IQ test,
and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell "VW,"
but I got a Porsche
'cause I'm a blond
b-L-O-N-D
'cause I'm a blond
don't you wish
you were me?
I just want to say
that being chosen
as this month's miss august
is, like, a compliment
I'll remember
for as long as I can
right now, I'm a freshman
in my fourth year
at U.C.L.A.
but my goal is
to become a veterinarian
'cause I love children
'cause I'm a blond,
yeah, yeah, yeah
'cause we're a blond,
yeah, yeah, yeah
girls think I'm snotty
and maybe it's true
with my hair and body
you would be, too
'cause I'm a blond,
b-L... i don't know
I'm a blond,
yeah, yeah, yeah
yes, I'm a blond,
yeah, yeah, yeah
'cause I'm a blond,
yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, dudes.
Dudes, come on.
Snap out of it.
We're making a pit stop.
Bang! Bang!
Hello, Opie.
Bryan, come on over here!
Will you get
in this car right now?
Mom, he's got my gun!
I told you not to tell fibs!
Hey!
Leave home, kid!
Hey, dudes! Listen.
Since I'm springing
for the gas,
You pick up some brews
and some sandwich stuff.
Some brews
and some sandwich stuff.
Yeah. Like
bread and junk.
Ok, dudes?
Ok, dude.
Bread and junk.
Give us bread.
We need junk.
Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
I just work here.
I'm an American.
There. Take it.
Take it all.
Where is candy?
Candy? Oh!
Right here.
Take as much as you want.
Thank you.
Thank you too much.
Hey, troops!
Had to drain the lizard!
Be right with you.
What do I owe you?
Get down!
What?
Get down!
I was just held up.
They're out there.
They got guns!
Guns?
My buddies are out there.
Where are they?
That green wreck.
Excuse me.
Could you back up?
I need to get some unleaded.
Back up.
Aah!
That's my wagon!
Back up.
Cosmic
I was having
this out-Of-Body experience
of all these cosmic things
everywhere I went up there
they were shakin'
their cosmic things
like someone gave you
a wild goose
or a freight train
with a loose caboose
you better shake your
honey buns
shake your honey buns...
We are party Martians!
We are Mtv scum!
Shake that cosmic thing
shake that thing
shake it
shake
shake that thing
all night long
shake it fast,
you can't go wrong
don't let it rest
on the president's desk
rock the house
cosmic
woo, cosmic
cosmic, woo...
Hey!
That looks great!
Shake it
cosmic
Hey, guys!
Brunch is ready.
Come and get it.
Hey, Valerie.
It's woody.
Hi.
Listen, you know your friends?
Those Finland guys?
We were heading to the beach...
What? They're gone?
They're with you?
No. They were.
They kind of robbed
the mini mart
When I wasn't lookin',
Then they totaled
the gas station,
Then they ripped off my van!
I'm at the mini mart
down the street.
Toys 'r' us.
That's it?
You seen zeebo and wiploc?
I got water in here.
Maybe that's one of them.
Sure?
Not really.
Good enough for me.
So look...
Uh!
What's going on?
Woody!
What's happening?
I gotta go now, Valerie.
I'm gettin' my butt kicked.
Well, if you plan
to motor west
travel my way
take a highway
that's the best
and get your kicks
on route 66...
Aah!
Well, it winds
from Chicago to I.A.
more than 2,000 miles
all the way
get your kicks
on route 66
Wiploc!
Well, it goes
to St. Louis
down to Missouri
Oklahoma city,
it's oh, so pretty
you'll see
Amarillo
Gallup, New Mexico
flagstaff, Arizona,
don't forget winona
Kingman, Barstow,
San Bernadino
won't you get hip
to this timely tip?
Aah!
Aah!
And you'll take
that California trip
Oh!
Oh!
You have the right
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