Earth Girls Are Easy Page #4

baby gonna shake it right

baby gonna shake so fast

out on the floor

baby gonna shake all night

baby gonna shake it right

baby gonna shake so fast

Hey, baby.

Why be with a zero

when you can dance with a hero?

Oh, baby

you got to tell me

where it takes us

you don't care

ooh, yeah

baby, just fix up your hair

it doesn't matter

what you wear to me

get yourself back

in your car

we don't have to go too far

to see

oh, baby

baby gonna shake all night

baby gonna shake it right

baby gonna shake so fast

out on the floor

come on, now, hurry

there's always something

we can do

Why be with a hero

when you can dance with a zero?

Don't have to worry

as long as I'm not there

with you

oh, yeah, yeah

baby, just fix up your hair

it doesn't matter

what you wear to me

get yourself back

in your car

we don't have to go too far

Whoa.

Back off, jack!

The lucky lady's with me,

And don't be copping

my dance moves.

I'll dance

with you both. I don't care.

No, no, no.

You don't understand.

He can't dance.

All right. I know

he can't do this.

Baby gonna shake all night

baby gonna shake it right

baby gonna shake so fast

out on the floor

baby gonna shake all night

baby gonna shake it right

baby gonna shake so fast

out on the floor

shake all night

don't you

want to shake it?

Baby gonna dance all night

come shake it, baby

baby gonna shake all night

shake it, baby

shake it, baby, shake it

dance all night

out on the floor

Come on, man.

Hot damn!

Hot damn!

There's nothing

I'd rather do

right here

while you're mine

being here with you

leaving it all behind, baby

All right!

Hey! Woo!

Baby, just fix up your hair

it doesn't matter

what you wear to me

get yourself back

in your car

we don't have to go too far

to see

oh, baby

baby gonna shake all night

baby gonna shake it right

baby gonna shake so fast

out on the floor

baby gonna shake all night

baby gonna shake it right

baby gonna shake so fast

out on the floor

shake all night

Damn!

Baby

I'm going home with him.

I'm going home with him.

B*tch.

I don't even know

what planet you're from.

Jhazalla.

Oh. We've only been

as far as the moon.

You know, at first,

I thought you kind of looked

Like a giant bigfoot

or something,

But now...

if I didn't know you were an alien,

I would just think

that you were a really cute guy

Who, I'm sure,

has a girlfriend.

No Mr. Right girlfriend.

Yodel-Ay-Hee-Hoo!

Oh, my god.

That's wiploc.

Hit me

All right!

Give me your autograph

On my forehead.

Sign these.

Candy, you're frenching

an alien in public!

You ok?

Wiploc.

Wiploc.

I want to be zero.

I want to be zero.

No, no, no.

Candy, uh, I'll call you.

Oh, what was it like?

Oh, my god!

You're so lucky!

Did you get his number?

I want his baby.

Sweetheart?

Sweetheart, I'm sorry.

Val?

Honey?

Hey, Val?

What?

Oh, wait a second.

They said the commodore

would stand up to anything.

Ooh!

Beamer?

Beamer.

Astin, where's martin?

Where's Val?

Don't, don't panic.

She probably

wasn't here when...

operator, give me the police.

This is an emergency.

Police?

This is dr. Gallagher.

I'd like to report

a break-In

And...

and a possible kidnaping.

Oh, god.

Ted's here.

You guys, act human, ok?

Just act human.

Oh, sweetheart,

you're all right.

Oh, I was so worried about you.

When I came home,

the house was wrecked.

Who are they?

Who?

Those guys?

Yeah.

A band.

Boy, I'm totally clear.

You mean like

a rock 'n' roll band?

What are you doing

with a band, Val?

I won them on Mtv.

I won an Mtv weekend

with a band.

Hi. I am, uh, Mac.

How is it hanging,

Mr. Dude?

Dr. Dude.

Dr. Dude?

I came home

to talk to you alone.

This is private.

I'm sure you won't mind

when I ask you to leave.

They can't leave.

They're spending the weekend.

This is my house.

Your house? Wait.

I threw you out, dr. Love.

I'm going to throw them out.

What do you think of that?

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

I won them.

What?

You're tearing me apart!

You have no business being

with these weird people.

I never won

a band before. They're staying.

I want you to be happy, but...

Yee-Wah.

Ah!

He was good.

You animal!

I ought to give you

a tracheotomy.

That was Mercedes,

my most expensive fish!

Hey, what's going on here?

Break it up.

Hey, hey! Come on!

Break it up.

What are you doing?

Who's

dr. Gallagher?

I'm

dr. Gallagher.

Uh-Huh.

I'm officer demonte.

This is officer Murphy.

You reported

a break-In

And possible kidnapping?

Yes, I did, but she's fine.

However,

these degenerates broke into my home

And destroyed my property.

I want them arrested right now.

They're Mtv scum!

Ma'am, you mind telling us

what's going on here?

This man doesn't

live here anymore,

And he's strangling my guests.

He was eating

my blue-Gilled dorky.

Watch your mouth!

10-13. We got

a false report.

Just a domestic dispute.

His girlfriend

dumped him for a rock band.

Bullshit!

Let's go where

you can cool off.

I'm a doctor!

If we bust your arm,

you can put on your own cast.

Val, I don't know you.

If you thought

I'd spend my life with you,

Your friends, and

that psychotic cat of yours,

You're crazy!

The wedding's off, Val!

Come on, buddy.

You want to dance with a zero?

I'm sorry.

I think I have to

go to my room now.

Is ted coming back?

No. Ted doesn't want

to come back.

I don't know what ted wants,

But it's not me.

What does Valerie want?

I don't know.

I just want to be happy.

Mac could make Valerie happy.

Thanks, but I don't think

Anybody could make me feel

very good right now.

Mac could make Valerie feel

Very, very good.

Wait a minute.

Are you coming on to me?

Is this a pass?

Because if it is,

sex is totally out of the question.

What is sex?

Sex? You know,

making love.

A man and a woman

like each other,

And they take

their clothes off, and...

ok.

Well, no, no, no!

We can't because

me and ted are, uh...

I guess we're not,

but, I mean, uh...

we can't because

you're an alien,

And I'm from the valley.

We may not even be

anatomically correct for each other.

That could be a real problem.

No problem.

But, I mean, uh, no, no, no.

I mean, it just wouldn't work.

You're from out of town.

The phone bills

would just be hell...

shh.

Well, I just don't

want you to think

Earth girls are easy.

What is easy?

This is easy.

Aah!

Ah!

Oh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I told you not to have fun.

Help!

Ted!

Help!

Uh-Oh.

Uh, don't go anywhere.

I've been paged.

Oh, sweetheart.

Ted.

Ted, make it stop.

Ted.

What happened to my fish?

Ted!

Beamer!

Your face!

What happened?

Ted!

Stop it.

Stop it! Stop it!

Aaah!

Hi.

Hi.

God.

I had the weirdest

dream last night.

All I remember is...

Shh...

You have

the strangest heartbeat.

Sounds like

you have two hearts.

Yes.

Don't you?

No. I just have one.

Tell me about Zimbabwe.

Jhazalla?

Jhazalla.

Is it like earth?

Yes.

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