Earth Girls Are Easy Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 100 min
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out on the floor
Hey, baby.
Why be with a zero
when you can dance with a hero?
Oh, baby
you got to tell me
where it takes us
you don't care
ooh, yeah
baby, just fix up your hair
it doesn't matter
what you wear to me
get yourself back
in your car
we don't have to go too far
to see
oh, baby
out on the floor
come on, now, hurry
there's always something
we can do
Why be with a hero
when you can dance with a zero?
Don't have to worry
as long as I'm not there
with you
oh, yeah, yeah
baby, just fix up your hair
it doesn't matter
what you wear to me
get yourself back
in your car
we don't have to go too far
Whoa.
Back off, jack!
The lucky lady's with me,
And don't be copping
my dance moves.
I'll dance
with you both. I don't care.
No, no, no.
You don't understand.
He can't dance.
All right. I know
he can't do this.
out on the floor
out on the floor
shake all night
don't you
want to shake it?
come shake it, baby
shake it, baby
shake it, baby, shake it
dance all night
out on the floor
Come on, man.
Hot damn!
Hot damn!
There's nothing
I'd rather do
right here
while you're mine
being here with you
leaving it all behind, baby
All right!
Hey! Woo!
Baby, just fix up your hair
it doesn't matter
what you wear to me
get yourself back
in your car
we don't have to go too far
to see
oh, baby
out on the floor
out on the floor
shake all night
Damn!
Baby
I'm going home with him.
I'm going home with him.
B*tch.
I don't even know
what planet you're from.
Jhazalla.
Oh. We've only been
as far as the moon.
You know, at first,
I thought you kind of looked
Like a giant bigfoot
or something,
But now...
if I didn't know you were an alien,
I would just think
that you were a really cute guy
Who, I'm sure,
has a girlfriend.
No Mr. Right girlfriend.
Yodel-Ay-Hee-Hoo!
Oh, my god.
That's wiploc.
Hit me
All right!
Give me your autograph
On my forehead.
Sign these.
Candy, you're frenching
an alien in public!
You ok?
Wiploc.
Wiploc.
I want to be zero.
I want to be zero.
No, no, no.
Candy, uh, I'll call you.
Oh, what was it like?
Oh, my god!
You're so lucky!
Did you get his number?
I want his baby.
Sweetheart?
Sweetheart, I'm sorry.
Val?
Honey?
Hey, Val?
What?
Oh, wait a second.
They said the commodore
would stand up to anything.
Ooh!
Beamer?
Beamer.
Astin, where's martin?
Where's Val?
Don't, don't panic.
She probably
wasn't here when...
operator, give me the police.
This is an emergency.
Police?
This is dr. Gallagher.
I'd like to report
a break-In
And...
and a possible kidnaping.
Oh, god.
Ted's here.
You guys, act human, ok?
Just act human.
Oh, sweetheart,
you're all right.
Oh, I was so worried about you.
When I came home,
the house was wrecked.
Who are they?
Who?
Those guys?
Yeah.
A band.
Boy, I'm totally clear.
You mean like
a rock 'n' roll band?
What are you doing
with a band, Val?
I won them on Mtv.
I won an Mtv weekend
with a band.
Hi. I am, uh, Mac.
How is it hanging,
Mr. Dude?
Dr. Dude.
Dr. Dude?
I came home
to talk to you alone.
This is private.
I'm sure you won't mind
when I ask you to leave.
They can't leave.
They're spending the weekend.
This is my house.
Your house? Wait.
I threw you out, dr. Love.
What do you think of that?
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
I won them.
What?
You're tearing me apart!
You have no business being
I never won
a band before. They're staying.
I want you to be happy, but...
Yee-Wah.
Ah!
He was good.
You animal!
I ought to give you
a tracheotomy.
That was Mercedes,
my most expensive fish!
Hey, what's going on here?
Break it up.
Hey, hey! Come on!
Break it up.
What are you doing?
Who's
dr. Gallagher?
I'm
dr. Gallagher.
Uh-Huh.
I'm officer demonte.
This is officer Murphy.
You reported
a break-In
And possible kidnapping?
Yes, I did, but she's fine.
However,
these degenerates broke into my home
And destroyed my property.
I want them arrested right now.
They're Mtv scum!
Ma'am, you mind telling us
what's going on here?
This man doesn't
live here anymore,
And he's strangling my guests.
He was eating
my blue-Gilled dorky.
Watch your mouth!
10-13. We got
a false report.
Just a domestic dispute.
His girlfriend
dumped him for a rock band.
Bullshit!
Let's go where
you can cool off.
I'm a doctor!
If we bust your arm,
you can put on your own cast.
Val, I don't know you.
If you thought
I'd spend my life with you,
Your friends, and
that psychotic cat of yours,
You're crazy!
The wedding's off, Val!
Come on, buddy.
You want to dance with a zero?
I'm sorry.
I think I have to
go to my room now.
Is ted coming back?
No. Ted doesn't want
to come back.
I don't know what ted wants,
But it's not me.
What does Valerie want?
I don't know.
I just want to be happy.
Thanks, but I don't think
Anybody could make me feel
very good right now.
Very, very good.
Wait a minute.
Are you coming on to me?
Is this a pass?
Because if it is,
sex is totally out of the question.
What is sex?
Sex? You know,
making love.
A man and a woman
like each other,
And they take
their clothes off, and...
ok.
Well, no, no, no!
We can't because
me and ted are, uh...
I guess we're not,
but, I mean, uh...
we can't because
you're an alien,
And I'm from the valley.
We may not even be
anatomically correct for each other.
That could be a real problem.
No problem.
But, I mean, uh, no, no, no.
I mean, it just wouldn't work.
You're from out of town.
The phone bills
would just be hell...
shh.
Well, I just don't
want you to think
Earth girls are easy.
What is easy?
This is easy.
Aah!
Ah!
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I told you not to have fun.
Help!
Ted!
Help!
Uh-Oh.
Uh, don't go anywhere.
I've been paged.
Oh, sweetheart.
Ted.
Ted, make it stop.
Ted.
What happened to my fish?
Ted!
Beamer!
Your face!
What happened?
Ted!
Stop it.
Stop it! Stop it!
Aaah!
Hi.
Hi.
God.
I had the weirdest
dream last night.
All I remember is...
Shh...
You have
the strangest heartbeat.
Sounds like
you have two hearts.
Yes.
Don't you?
No. I just have one.
Tell me about Zimbabwe.
Jhazalla?
Jhazalla.
Is it like earth?
Yes.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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