East Meets West Page #2

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jeffrey Lau
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
3.9
Year:
2011
100 min
48 Views


why don't we just go home?.

I scarred my face and ran away from home

you think I'm an idiot?.

OK, dad would make me to be his CEO if I go back

but now I just need those two managers

to give me a chance

I want to sing

Bravo

why don't we invite managers home

then talk about the details?.

home my ass

hello, My Dear Lord, how are you

I almost persuaded her to come home

I am Noah and this is my ark

we are family from now on

and your business is mine

and my business is yours

don't go manager!

come on! come on!

hurry up dad, we're running out of time!

Bing, hold me tight

Yes, and you hold me tight too, Miss

guys I just wrote a song

it's called Don't Be Jealous of My Talent,

wanna hear it?.

not necessary

- Hello

- help me

where are you honey?. we are at Art Capital

you son of a b*tch, you are a good troublemaker

and a great swindler

but not much of a wife

your husband got his ass kicked because of you

son of a b*tch, how could those bastards find me

if you didn't lose the phone?.

b*tch, I'm looking for my husband,

it's none of your f***ing business

where the hell are you?.

I'm coming over to chop you up now

hey, be quiet, where are you?.

she's at Shengshi Financial Center

see me at 9AM if you don't want anything to

happen to your wife

who are you?.

I'm Charles

the boss who was cheated out of

you leave her alone

excuse me, you two are scouts

or gangsters?.

they look like scouts, actually they are gangsters

this character has so many levels

I'm following the right person, bro

I'll drive you to chop...

there's a man!

about to crash!

dad

We can't find your mom, kid

I'm not surprised

hurry up

I can't imagine what that

Charles could do to Scarlet

why are you caring about her so much?.

when we see Charles later

we have to make the first move, stun him first

Xiaofang

it's a miracle

it can't be explained

I'm telling you

I've never believed in miracles

your father was dead

but somehow he came back to life again

I can't accept this

to prove that there are no miracles

I'm asking your dad to jump off the rooftop

OK?.

If he survives this, I'm a believer

dad

I'm warning you! I'll be really angry

if you push me away again next time

""dad almost killed you by not paying

attention""

"I saw a woman just looking like your mom,""

""so I lost my mind and ran out to the street""

"I was trying to get you

a new record on your video game""

"but I didn't only lose the game

I deleted your save as well"

"I'm so useless, no wonder your

mom left me"

it's not true

you transformed into superman when you hit the car

"you read too many comics"

it's not like that

I'm a run-away, I can't give you my address

are you on twitter?. Email?.

and them too

a man and a lady

both flew out of the car

and transformed into super heroes

Listen, Xiaofang...

Every time the Eight Heavenly Dragons

return to the mortal world

there is always a witness

since the Dragons lose their memory

from previous lives

you will be the one to pass

their secrets on in this life

At the beginning of the world,

humans were good by nature

so God sent the Eight Heavenly Dragons

to the mortal world

to protect mankind from turning to evil

but one of the Dragons called Yaksha

couldn't resist the pleasures of the mortal world

he killed the other seven Dragons

before they even knew what was happening

but Yaksha only destroyed their physical bodies

he couldn't destroy their souls

so they returned once every generation

to fight with Yaksha for revenge

unfortunately they lost every time

I hope in this life they can find a way

to dissolve this hatred

and the eight of them could reunite once again

and carry out the mission of

guiding the mortals to the path of goodness

finally he said bye bye to me, and that was it

did you record it on your cell phone?.

I want to post it on twitter for Megan Fox

No! he said this was confidential

he couldn't get involved

damn!

this crazy boy is bullshit!

their story truly inspired me

Bing, guitar

this song is called My Talent is Bullshit

how great a father's love is

hello?. Dear Lord Father

Yes! Yes! I've successfully

convinced her to come home

See you then, bye-bye

You two, you guys knocked her out

Yes

A-men

Hey, kid, you have quite the imagination

you should be an actor!

He's so good at making things up

you should encourage him to be a scriptwriter.

Such a waste

think about it, what kind of a dad are you?.

dad, he doesn't believe me

"stop lying"

even you don't believe me?. I'm not speaking to you

""reported this morning-""

""six miraculously survive car crash-

more on A4"

I can come up to talk to you today

it means we are brave and determined

Well! In a word,

I'll return the half million deposit

in five years

otherwise we die together...!

OK, you need time to think about it

I count down from five. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

it's a deal sweetie

sweetie my ass

you are Mr. Charles now, not my dad

could you try getting into character?.

whatever

you really think this'll work?.

it works every time

didn't you lose your tour guide license

Iast time you tried to intimidate

your customers into shopping

no one would marry a woman like you

give me break, I don't believe in love or marriage

Mr. Charles is waiting for you two

Whatever, I'm not scared of you

he didn't follow the rules, he attacked us first

He thought he could get the upper hand

by striking the first blow

He will know the meaning of badass

William Shakespeare used to say

during difficult times

one can tell the real character of a person

today you dare come talk to me with empty hands

it shows bravery and determination

it proves sincerity and willpower

in a word, get me the million in five days

what?. isn't it half a million?.

I know, a million, you need time to think about it

dad?.

a pro is a pro

you can give two people a haircut at the same time

but why did you give me a Beatles cut?.

I used to be a hairstylist ten years ago

everything I have now

I got from a pair of scissors

I'm an expert at everything,

finance, real estate, trade

I want to try my hand at entertainment this year,

my first case is The Wynners

and you're telling me it can't be done?.

I'll lose my reputation if people find out

my stocks will plummet

Mr. Charles, it's not that

we don't care about your reputation

I did ask my old buddies

they are really not available, I tried my best

did you?.

- honey!

- Scarlet!

I spent all the money

there's still a handbag I didn't pay for

I know you need time to think about it

One second, OK or not?.

OK!

Let her go

Yes, boss

didn't you say you came to chop me?.

birthday cake?.

son of a...

Iet's celebrate our getting back together

for the seventh time

bastard

surprised me every...

time

I did want to chop you up, b*tch

but the cake saved you

Ha...

surprised me again

surprised me too, if it wasn't for getting you out

I never would have promised

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Jeffrey Lau

Jeffrey Lau Chun-Wai (simplified Chinese: 刘镇伟; traditional Chinese: 劉鎮偉; pinyin: Liú Zhènwěi; born 2 August 1952) is a Hong Kong film director, screenwriter, actor and producer. Lau is famous for writing and directing "mo lei tau" comedies. His comedies include A Chinese Odyssey (with Stephen Chow) and Chinese Odyssey 2002, the latter which was voted Best 2002 Film by the Hong Kong Film Critics Society. more…

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