East Meets West Page #3

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jeffrey Lau
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
3.9
Year:
2011
100 min
48 Views


Charles to manage this concert

I am doomed this time

don't worry, one must bear

the consequences of their own actions

the worst thing is to be sold as a prostitute

plastic surgery, breast enlargement

will help get a good price

but I don't want to sell you

sell me?.

aren't we talking about her?.

- you b*tch! f*** you!

- Peace, peace, peace

somebody call the police

Lord will out in 1 5 minutes

get the car ready, over!

Copy!

Lord

Bing, ask Miss Jade if she'd rather

study medicine in the US or

study law in Britain?.

Miss, My Lord has compromised already

you don't have to be CEO of the company

he only begged you to go to college,

please show some respect

did I ask you to beg her?.

Iove well, hate well

I completely felt your fatherly love from the slap

but did you feel

any filial affection from the back of my head?.

Get out

OK:

I am fine

it was fine to make mistakes when you were younger

now you're grown up,

you can't make any wrong moves

wasting youth is a huge mistake,

one you have to recognize

you always make the others apologize

which woman were you with

the night my mother died?.

considering my social position now

I don't have to apologize to anybody

apologize for what?.

I feed a lot of people

I contribute to this family

and this society! I'm not like you

you are still wearing your dead mom's crappy scarf

playing that crappy music

daughters always belong to others, My Lord

don't worry My Lord, I'm with you

I will be tough and mature

have you thought about adopting me?.

what the hell are you talking about?.

Only if I lost this unfilial daughter

Oh, I see My Lord

We are getting in the car

OK:

- what are you doing?.

- get in or I'll kill you

dad, Ah!

you

don't blame me

The Lord asked me to do this

Ah...! what are you doing?. Ah...

Oh My God

that kid's heavenly dragon story is true

Miss, I spent days and nights

thinking of ways to make you transform

and came up with this idea

it was to stab you

and it worked

what did you do?.

Yeah, I think it would work on you too

where are you taking me?.

scared?. you'll be free once we get the ransom

the money is not a problem

as long as you let me go

a ghost

Ieave me alone! what do you want from me?.

what are you scared of?.

I thought you were fearless?.

beat me

I'm warning you

don't you ever stop your daughter

from playing music,

you hear me?.

no matter how much money you have,

no matter how many people

you take care of out there

you have never taken care of you family

including the woman standing behind you

that makes whatever

you've done out there meaningless

You heard so many women saying they loved you

but have you ever said that to the woman you loved

You selfish bastard!

it's easy to lose one's temper

after a transformation

don't blame her, bye!

I did exactly the same thing as the others

how come I transformed into a one armed swordsman?.

even worse...a lefty

Cousin

Cousin Da Xiong

A Qiao knows you've been upset ever

since you two separated

So we came by to visit you

Why don't you just move out

since you are not happy here

"Move out?. I don't have any other

place to live"

Just rent his place

that way it's easier for you

to take care of Xiaofang

And my three daughters as well

Then he can focus on taking care of me

"Where can I get money for the rent?. "

Here! I bought some contracts from the usury

You'll get your money once you sign these papers

just sign it, make it simple!

I can't be your wife

but it's fate I become your landlady

Sign here

Here, sign here, and here, here you are

dad! dad!

"Why did you get into a fight?. ""

The kids at school beat me up

because I said you were Superman

Su...

Superman?.

Stop with the nonsense, Xiaofang

I'm not lying, my dad is Superman

Right! He's not lying. I'm telling you

his dad is a Superman

Kid, I'm with you

Let's find the taxi driver Wen right now

How are you?. Are you alright?.

You did this?. are you the driver?.

I remember your license plate

Your pained reactions

need some levels. You didn't show it

And...your blood

as for the blood, you should be spouting

Really?.

Are you getting paid for

all of this teaching you're doing?.

Horsy

Just exchanging some acting tricks,

and who are you?.

I cover this area

for extorting money. Got a problem?.

No problem, very clear, no problem

Wen

My friend is calling me, I'm off

Ok! I know this place very well,

let's see how far you can go

What's up?.

Do you remember him?.

Of course, the great screenwriter

We truly are gods...

What?. no kidding?.

- Shhh!

- Why are you dressed like this?.

So they can't recognize me

You stupid b*tch

trust me, you are not going anywhere

dad, sneaking out like this isn't your style

Scarlet must have forced you

You b*tch...Shh!

Shh!

I'm part of this, I'm an accomplice

dad, you gave him your word

you keep saying millions of Hong Kong citizens

are watching you

how can you break your promise

what's the big deal with Charles

if you and I work together and put on a great show

then we can settle down

huh?. immigrate to Guangzhou?.

She blinked! damn it

What?.

Her eyes are blinking

What are you doing?.

Every time she cheated on exams,

played hooky, lied

she never blinked before

she is blinking now

What are you trying to say?.

She wants to stay and seduce Charles

Impossible! no one knows her better than I do

she doesn't believe in love and marriage

I'm sorry

I had the wrong reaction

My baby! I'm so happy you found Mr. Right

but I can't find the Wynners

Don't worry, dad, it's enough to have you

and we can find people to fake the other four

fake?.

Hmm! Well. This concert

is going to have a theme, Wynners in Space

so everyone needs a mask

how can the audience tell the difference?.

Ha...! You think the audience

is as easy to fool as your dad

We can tell the audience that

the climax of the concert

is to have those spacemen take their masks off

and you take off first, dad,

and then the other four

once they take their masks off

I'll cut the power and set fire to

the stage, start chaos

After the concert is over,

Charles has nothing to say

Good idea

Get to the point

Hey...!

Right

The point is that I want to

get a chance to meet Charles

a Harvard psychology professor once said

if a man and a woman stay in a room alone

and their body temperature stays at 38.6

degrees Centigrade

there will be an 80% probability of

love at first sight

Dad, you've got to help me

It's not that I don't want to help you

but we don't have enough people

to fake the Wynners

Manager

You have to believe we all are supermen

and space supermen

It's God's will

Yeah!

Boss, why the Wynners?.

aren't they too retro?.

We are making a good image for Shengshi stock

nostalgia is the mainstream

to support a Wynners concert

will help build a positive image, understand?.

We want our money back!

Get away!

Boss!

Mr. Charles, let's shake hands, best of luck

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Jeffrey Lau

Jeffrey Lau Chun-Wai (simplified Chinese: 刘镇伟; traditional Chinese: 劉鎮偉; pinyin: Liú Zhènwěi; born 2 August 1952) is a Hong Kong film director, screenwriter, actor and producer. Lau is famous for writing and directing "mo lei tau" comedies. His comedies include A Chinese Odyssey (with Stephen Chow) and Chinese Odyssey 2002, the latter which was voted Best 2002 Film by the Hong Kong Film Critics Society. more…

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