East Meets West Page #4

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but we will succeed even without shaking hands

Excuse me, Bee

how can you go to the concert with that haircut?.

I'll just put on a wig and

be as handsome as I used to be

You've got to be kidding

What are you up to?.

I'm up to the things that I do

before I know what you're up to

Good! I like cautious man

so what are you up to exactly?.

You cut my hair the other day

I thought you...you know...me

so I want to check your body temperature.

According to what...

the Harvard psychology professor,

Pandora once said

if a man and woman stay in a room alone

and their body temperature stays a constant 38.6

degrees Centigrade

the probability of love at first sight will be 80%

So...

you really fell for me...

fifteen years ago before I became a barber

I lead the life of an intellectual

I worked my way through Harvard's

Psychology Program through correspondence

Love at 38.6 Degree

was the essay I wrote for the entrance exam

Pandora is my pen name

and I made it all up

for those ignorant fools

After that I realized I made more money

by cutting hair than writing articles

so I decided to be a barber, understand?.

In the future,

please don't touch random womens' hair

it gives people the wrong impression

Didn't I only cut your hair that day?.

why didn't your dad misunderstand?.

I'm very sorry to leave you alone in the elevator

I should've been with you

it wouldn't be boring if I was with you

Wynners! Wynners! Wynners!

Stop looking at me like that

I don't think of myself as Juliet now

I can live without Romeo

these days you still have to work,

eat and sh*t even if no man wants you

that's a heroine

come on

are you screwing with me?.

I'm not! I just don't want to be screwed with

mask off!

ARE YOU READY?.

Today's masquerade

is not just for myself

but also for my dad

- take it

- 4!

- what is it?.

- 3!

- I don't want my dad to be controlled by you

- 2!

damn b*tch! you are good

I know

Ashura! You hate Gandharva so much in this life

did you know that you sacrificed yourself

for her in a previous life?.

You should cherish your karma this time

I am able to communicate with animals

the kid is on the level

"Naga"

""Kinnara""

Yeah!

""Deva""

"Garuda"

Ah, what's up?.

Wow! The Crippled Master?.

I know, last time I lost a hand

this time, grew a leg

never once has it been normal

Let's see if you're making any progress?.

Help them!

Ok!

Ok!

"Mahiraga""

Huh?. It's soft, didn't hurt at all

it's made of flour

Flour - parachute

Bee, I love you!

Grandma, you like Bee so much

you'll live forever

I love you! Ultraman!

my baby!

Huh?. free milk?.

This god is so considerate

who are you?.

You b*tch

I'm no b*tch

I'm Ganharva

"Ganharva"

""Ashura""

who are you?.

Sammi told me

you're the type that only thinks of themselves

so I'd be wasting my time explaining it to you

Don't leave

God! God!

You left so early last night without calling me

dad help me!

I'm doing a test on him

I think your son is Yaksha

since we are the Eight Heavenly Dragons

when we aren't busy saving people

we can find something else to do as cover,

like having a band, or playing music

to carry on the spirit of Woodstock

Iove and peace

wrong! we should be flying around

shopping for smuggled goods

Europe first and then Japan for cosmetics

with our power

we could definitely get the limited editions

You dummy, we are gods

not gaudy

millions of Hong Kong citizens are watching me

I can't afford any mistakes, right?.

Right! Not only millions, all of China now

so I say we make a Chinese Avatar

We'll beat James Cameron! Why?.

we'll do real stuff instead of special effects

You guys are not united at all

how can we find the eighth one?.

I have reasons to think the woman

in green is the eighth

Why didn't she reunite with us?.

- Why?.

- I know why

- have no idea?.

- Why?. tell me

calm down, sis

""IMPASSIONED FANS SAVED BY IMMORTALS""

what do you want?.

Iast night's concert made headlines today

so what do you think?.

Alan Tam and the band have gone already

how can we sing with just a bunch of assistants?.

they are ok

But your friend is the important one,

the goddess who saved me

I've never done business with Gods

just ask her to name a price

Hmm?. how come your ears are turning red?.

anyway you get these gods for me

Heee, he is in love with my double! Haha

one-two-three-four!

freeze!

stay away!

freeze!

I've saved you seven times,

so you won't become sashimi

you just keep swimming back

just inform the whales to

stay away from the Sea of Japan

it's radioactive

We're out of money this month,

what can we do, son?.

don't worry, I'm here

I have lots of gold, here you go

I'll change the bars into cash next time, sorry

Wow! all four limbs

that was a perfect transformation

Really?.

Congratulations

Running away?.

You thieves

I ordered this handbag a long time ago

They paid for it! Not thief!

Give it back to me!

Someone call an ambulance,

we got a brain-damaged god here

What?. You got my signature last time,

and now you want an autographed photo?.

why would I carry my picture around with me?.

Hey at least I'm a god

You think I am your son?. do everything for you

This fan is crazy, got a name?.

Jackie Chan

You're dead

Forget about it, I won't make movies with you

Jackie Chan again?.

Stephen Chow

You piss off so many big bosses

you don't have a future

Ah! Stop! it hurts

""After she comes back, you have one hour"

"to tell A Qiao about all your evil deeds"

"and break up with her, the harsher the better"

Brother, the cops are everywhere

"Why make it so complicated?. ""

""Why not just kill the thieves?. "

We're better of saving than killing them

Iet them see through the veil of life and death

and become enlightened people

the most important thing is

to see through Shall I compare thee

to a summer's day?.

Thou art more lovely and more temperate

"Good poem! but what's the meaning"

Brother, are you Ok?.

I'll avenge you! I'll kill all those cops

Su Junior

Su Junior

Who is it?.

Doctor

Zhivago

What are you doing?.

You're losing too much blood,

anybody got type O blood serum?.

Yes! Take it!

What?. what are you doing?.

- What are you doing?.

- Giving him a blood transfusion

awesome, isn't it?.

Ieave Su Junior alone

calm him down

try to think about something else

just don't about...you know

otherwise the blood will spout out

of your thigh

Why are you saving me?.

Don't you like being thief?.

I want you to keep having fun

Right! Iet's play I'd-rather-die

Ah! it hurts

Brother

Wow, his kidney's like a sieve

change it right away!

just a minute

Yes!

use yours

Awesome!

surprised me again

calm him down again

now you can think about it

that way you won't feel any pain

Yes, I just transplanted

one of your kidneys to Su Junior

and removed a kidney stone from the other one

Stop saving me

It's alright! Let's play again

I'm not going

Go

Get ready for a face replacement! Got a face?.

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