East Meets West Page #5

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jeffrey Lau
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
3.9
Year:
2011
100 min
48 Views


Yes, doctors are kind-hearted

take mine

I don't want his face, mine is fine

Maybe he doesn't like this type

Iet's help him find his inner beauty

Well then, you don't appreciate it

No! I won't be a thief ever again, leave me alone

Su Junior

calm him down

Yeah?. You like that?.

take your time

pick one out for Su Junior

You're kidding?.

you can make him look this good?.

Alright!

Beautiful

Brother

Who are you?.

Bro, I'm your younger bro Su Junior

Ah?. what happened to you?.

Those seven oriental gods

not only stop crimes

but also save the environment

many young people are copying them

suddenly

they've become a focus of media attention

all over the world

""HOT GODS"

Come down here if you have guts

You made so much dirty money, Charles

You'll die before you can spend it all.

Come down here if you have guts

Always complaining, I'll fire all of you!

Boss, actually the spit just now...

Boss!

Look

Have you ever thought what

if you died like that just now

everything you have would be meaningless

I'm blessed and lucky all the time

And I have a friend like you, what am I afraid of?.

To people like you, everyone below you is a slave

whoever is against you is an enemy

and whoever you can benefit from is your friend

If I'm so terrible why did you save my life?.

there is no good, no bad

no rich and no poor in god's eyes

mercy is our most basic obligation

We've saved so many people in the last seven days

there are a lot just like you

they think because they have support of

the gods they are important

and as a result they become

more selfish, more careless

someone said that there was one day

that was the last century's least meaningful

because nothing important happened on that day

I don't agree, it was a nice day

Hey

Hey

Hey! Don't you leave me! Take me down!

Iove at the first sight is real

I'd been drinking so much iced water the other

night, trying to reduce my body temperature

but it didn't work

I'm still feverish

Hey!

What are you doing?.

I watched The Omen again last night. It's so scary

What are you scared of?.

we watched it dozens of times

The lead in the movie

Iooks just like the woman in green the other night

It's a bit of an Omen

What do you see?.

Underwear

Omen! Nothing

Omen! Nothing!

Hey,

I just wrote a new song

It's pretty good

Give me a break, could you sing for the others?.

They all listened, you are the last one

Why did you save someone like him?.

just leave him to die

Thank you for building a school for our kids

No, they thank him

The Shengshi protests had been getting worse

until last night the Chairman Charles

announced a package of amendments to

put down the protest

In addition to raising their salaries

the company also will also invest 80%% of

their profits every year

on employee welfare

"Do you think it's a con?. "

Could you just find a pen to write it down?.

I can't understand you

""This is a con""

I see

""He is much smart than you"

Will this decision affect

the other companies?.

This is his personal business decision,

I won't do that.

I bet the stock of Shengshi will drop

profiteer

It seems your new decision

is not popular with your business associates

William Shakespeare said

The time of life is short

To spend that shortness basely

were too long

You wouldn't have said something like this before,

what changed?.

A friend of mine reminded me

Is your friend one of your business partners?.

My friend isn't a businessman

but I have learned from her values

Iike how young people nowadays

don't know how to share their success with others

As a man I am able to sense

that he is chasing after a pretty young thing

Boss, the God Imitation Competition we sponsored

has been opposed by the most of our shareholders.

Care to give it a second thought?.

Whatever! I will not change what has been decided

All the girls playing god tonight

will receive a 1 00%%% annual salary bonus!

Thank you boss

Think about it, boss

It's late, go home

Let's get out

Come out

Come out

Playing with me?. save it

the party is not over yet,

go ahead

"Your decision is helping people""

"Don't let this passion down"

"Please keep it at 38.6 degrees Centigrade"

Say something, Mr. Charles

why did you sponsor this competition?.

I hoped the young people

could imitate something good

the whole city is imitating those gods

You call me every five minutes, aren't you tired?.

I need sleep even if you don't

I know I am annoying,

but I don't know what else I can do

Could you do me a favor?.

The god came to see me the other night

but I missed her

I wanted to say to her...hello?. hello?.

Mr. Charles

""The God Imitation Competition"

GOD BE WITH YOU God Imitation Competition

I've informed them already, what else?.

Nothing

I just want to see the god

I've been busy these days

I'll tell her next time when I see her. Wow...

What are you doing?.

Why are you calling me right in front of my home?.

I, I just see that...

You don't see a thing!

Exactly

It's a feather, and it's pink

You got me

I'll tell her to see you tomorrow at sunset

For real?.

Hello!

Sorry, I'm late

It's ok, saving lives is more important

Mortals are different than immortals

we lack confidence most of the time,

that's why we drink alcohol

we can say anything after we're drunk

It seems you have a lot to tell me

Sammi and you are right

I should be straight

I fell in love with someone

at first sight

I have a letter here I've been writing for a week

Iet me read it for you

The first time I saw you,

I remember my temperature

stayed a constant 38.6 degrees Centigrade

but I didn't have much experience

and was too proud

and afraid of being hurt

To hide my feelings

I cut your hair

Are you alright?.

It's ok, keep going

When my fingers touched your hair

I felt a tingle

so I had to cut your dad's hair

to distract myself

Shakespeare said

A murderous guilt shows not itself more soon than

love that would seem hid

In the whole time I've known her

I've never found it as easy to speak with her

as I do with you

Why is that?.

I grew up an orphan

you saved me last time

it was like being with my mother,

I felt so safe with you

Mom, how should I tell Sammi my feelings?.

OK, after mom freshens up a little bit

Silly Boy! I'm not your mom

I'm your girl!

Hello?.

This is Jade! something has happened

Da Xiong's Son and my dad have been kidnapped

How did this happen?.

I have no idea

They just left behind a souvenir from the TV tower

I thought I would never

have a chance to tell you...

actually I was the god

in your office the other night

I know, I knew it a long time ago

It was a setup, otherwise

how could I have trapped all of you idiots here?.

What's on your lips?.

A Love Poison made especially for the gods

you succumbed to me like this in the last life

but you've forgotten

mortals lack self-respect

and an immortal with

a mortal's feeling even more so

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Jeffrey Lau

Jeffrey Lau Chun-Wai (simplified Chinese: 刘镇伟; traditional Chinese: 劉鎮偉; pinyin: Liú Zhènwěi; born 2 August 1952) is a Hong Kong film director, screenwriter, actor and producer. Lau is famous for writing and directing "mo lei tau" comedies. His comedies include A Chinese Odyssey (with Stephen Chow) and Chinese Odyssey 2002, the latter which was voted Best 2002 Film by the Hong Kong Film Critics Society. more…

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