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Easy Living Page #5
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1937
- 88 min
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Oh! Oh, hello.
Hello.
Now, just pour yourself into
these, dear, and fall in a faint.
My dear, I want you
to try these on,
without any
obligation whatsoever.
After all, you know, you're
practically my discovery.
All right.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Bye-bye.
You know, there's something
Are you just beginning
to find that out?
What do you mean you won't publish
it in your column, Mr. Wallace?
In the second place it is the truth
and in the third place she lives here
right here in the Hotel Louis,
the roundabouts of the bong tong.
I don't know who
you've got living here,
but I tell you the old man
don't buy fur coats for dames.
If anybody knew, it would be me, wouldn't it?
I'm telling you, she is,
he does, but you don't.
I don't what?
You don't know
what's going on
in New York.
I don't know what's going on in
New York. You just ain't up to date.
I just ain't up to...
You just lost a grips.
Listen, you greasy little
hamburger... Hamburger.
Mr. Ball's
at the desk, Mr. Louis.
Mr. B...
Yes.
How long does it take
to get a room in this shebang?
Oh, Mr. B. You are a sight for eyesore.
Huh?
I want a room with a bath.
A room with a bath.
Now, let me see. The Imperial
Soot is already occupied.
Give me the key of the
Royal. I don't want the Royal.
I want a room with a bath.
All right.
Give me the key
I don't want the Prince's
Soot. I want a room with a bath.
But a room with a bath
cannot be up in the tower...
Well, what do I want to be
in the tower for?
You don't mean to tell me you don't
want to be near the Imperial Soots?
What for?
With a bath.
Naturally, with a bath. You don't
think we use the rain barrel, do you?
Excuse me.
Just a jokes.
After you, Mr. B.
It is an unexpected pleasure
to have you here, Mr. B.
I just moved in
for the funeral.
Yes, but it's the last corpse
who laughs the longest.
Mr. Louis, I was just
looking for you.
What?
Oh, hello. Hello,
Santa Claus.
How do you do?
How are you getting along?
All right.
You know each other, eh?
Well, well, well. Yes.
You live here?
Yes.
Yes, I do. Mr. Louis made
me a very special rate.
With breakfast.
Yes, one egg.
That's what I want to
talk to you about, Mr. Louis.
I was wondering if I could have the
egg now instead of in the morning?
You mean now?
Yes.
Don't you think supper'd
be a better idea?
I don't think
I'm entitled to supper.
Entitled.
Is she entitled.
You name it and we'll
wrestle her up quick.
Ernest. Ernest.
Take an order. Now.
Now, I should think you should
have... You should have now, here now,
Financier? No, no, no. Not at all.
Have you any guinea hen?
Yes.
Breast of guinea hen on
Westphalian ham. Guinea hen.
What I am thinking about. Naturally.
And a little salad
with orange and avocado.
No, no, endive
and beetroot.
And don't forget the
truffles with the guinea hen.
Endive and beetroots? Yes, that's
right, but may I make a suggestion?
don't you think?
No, I do not. I think she
should have George Goulet, 1919.
With guinea hen? Mmm.
You heard me.
And a bomb surprise
for the end.
You are good
and hungry now, yes?
Yes, yes, I am.
Now, Ernest, serve for two
up in the Imperial Soots...
And make it snappy.
Yes, sir.
Please. Take care of it.
Ninth floor. Yes, sir.
Hello. City Desk.
Kill that Leisendorf blessed
event and lead off with,
"What leading
international financier... "
Make that "Flash.
What leading international
"financier has gone pfoof
with his wife
"over a beautiful gal
at the Hotel Louis?"
Take the lady to the
Imperial Soots. Yes, sir.
What was that
young lady's name?
What's the young lady's... Mary Smith.
Smith?
Mmm. Exacts.
I thought it was Jones.
What a diplomat.
That's one of the finest
suppers I ever supped.
No, that's not right.
Yes, it is, too. Supped.
It's just like Arabian Nights or something,
except you don't look
much like Prince Charming.
You know, we used to have a chef years ago
that could fix guinea hen just like that.
That's one of my father's
favorite dishes. Poor old father.
Say, he must have been
pretty rich at one time.
Who?
Your father.
I mean, to have a chef and all like that. Oh.
Oh, yes.
Has he been dead long?
Who, the chef? No.
I think he went back to
Bulgaria or Romania or someplace.
No, no.
I mean your father.
Did I say
he was dead?
Well... Well, you said,
"Poor old father. "
Well, you don't have to be
dead to be "poor old father. "
You don't even
have to be poor.
I suppose you don't have to be
old, either. Not so terribly.
Well, I wouldn't
go around saying,
"Poor old father" and squeezing
sympathy out of people.
I wasn't trying
to squeeze any sympathy.
I should think a fellow has a right
to think of his folks once in a while,
so when I said,
"Poor old father... "
What are you
going to look for?
I said, when I said,
"Poor old father... "
In the morning,
what kind of a job?
Oh.
Oh, I don't know.
What do you suggest?
Well, I'd... I'd aim
a little higher, I think.
It wouldn't do
any harm, you know.
Can't you do anything
besides wait on table?
I can't even
wait on table.
All I know is how to take the dishes off.
Didn't you study
to be anything?
Anything like what?
Like a... Like a dentist or something.
Mmm-mmm.
Well, how did you expect to while
away the hours after you grew up?
I didn't have to
study to do that.
In training I have whiled away
an hour in 26 minutes flat.
Of course, I always had a dream that one
day I'd be able to do it in 25, but...
who had the longest legs...
Oh, shut up.
Come to think of it, it wasn't
Underdunk, it was Overdunk.
You know, I'm awfully glad
you came into the Automat.
So am I.
Good night.
Good night.
Say...
"What leading
international financier
"has gone pfoof with his wife
over a beautiful girl,
"and followed her over
to the Hotel Louis?"
Ah!
which previously were murky.
Over to where?
I said, over to
the Hotel Louis.
It's simply swarming
with bankers.
What's the matter with this
hotel? It isn't fashionable, dear.
You will notice when J.B. Ball wants
to peccadillo, he doesn't pick it here,
he goes over to
the Hotel Louis.
Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hello, Hello.
Hello. Yes,
this is me.
This is the V-16
Company of America.
You want to what?
Did I ever what?
Oh, no. Of course I've never driven
one. No. No, we had a Saxon. Yes.
Yes. Well, I suppose
they are different.
Well, what do you want to
do that for? Oh, well...
I'll take your word for it.
Yes. But, look, even if I did
want it, what would I use for...
Oh, but, mister, you...
Look, please,
you don't...
Yeah, I know,
but I... Yeah.
Well, all right.
All right.
Yes, you can put two chauffeurs
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