Eating Out: All You Can Eat Page #2
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- Year:
- 2009
- 80 min
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on scooters, adopt children.
- Children
are just abortions that eat.
- You know what?
Forget it, I am not signing
that stupid...
Oh, my f***.
- I see you got
your paperwork.
- Uh, yeah...
just let me sign it.
- Cool.
Jonathan?
- Uh, Casey.
- Oh, I'm Zack.
This is Tandy.
- I'm his best friend.
- That's so funny,
I'm here with my best friend,
Tiffani.
- No, I'm more like
your boss.
- Wow, best friends
with T names.
- Yeah, we should like
form a club.
- Excuse me,
I gotta go take a sh*t.
- I'll come with.
- So you're comfortable
taking off your clothes?
- What?
- Oh, I just assumed
you were volunteering
to be one of the studs
in the male sale.
- I'm clearly not a...
stud.
Are you a...a stud?
I mean in the male sale?
- Yes, I'm in the auction.
But I sorta do
everything around here.
- So, wow, how'd you get
into volunteering?
- I'm running credit
for this faggotry studies class
and it's a good way
to meet people.
- Totally good way.
- Well, they look
like they're getting along.
- I guess we have to pretend
to like each other now.
- Wow, you're really good
at it.
- What are some
of your skills?
- Huh?
- Things you can do
to help with the auction?
Since we can't sell you.
- Well...
what are your skills?
- Brochures, visual stuff,
I'm an art major.
I design all the posters here.
- I can't even
make a smiley on my cellphone.
- Can you write?
- Does texting count?
the copy
for one of the flyers
I'm designing.
We could work on it together.
- I'd love to.
- Can I get your number?
- Really?
- Yeah, you didn't write it
on your form.
- Oh, yeah.
- Do you know
the Blue Dahlia Caf?
- Uh, yeah.
- Let's meet there tomorrow
at 4:
00.We'll put you to work.
- Okay, well, here's
my number and you can have it
too, if you want to...
- Zack!
Can we leave this dump already?
I can feel the troll
sucking our youth away.
- Lionel.
This is my boyfriend.
- Oh, great.
- Me, you, talk in private.
Now.
- Excuse us.
You didn't have to come
if you're gonna be like this.
- You're the one complaining
we never get to spend
enough time together.
Well, here I am.
- With your friends.
- Hey.
We're letting you
auction us off for this dump.
Be grateful.
Let's get out of here.
- I'm signed up
for another hour.
- I'll f***ing cover for you.
- You don't have to do that.
- Oh, but I want to.
Besides, fleabag here
gives me a rash.
- But I wasn't anywhere
near your p*ssy.
- Get him the f***
out of here.
- Thanks, Tandy.
See you soon, buddy.
- Yeah, sounds....
Like that'll happen.
He's sweet, nice, and hot.
Of course he's taken.
- Nah, he's just
ass-p*ssy whipped.
They won't last long.
"Buddy."
- Don't take it
so personally.
- Why are we together,
we don't like doing
the same things.
- We like doing the same.
- Swallowing doesn't count.
- Swallowing counts.
It's extra credit.
- It's been six months
and I still feel
you're pulling away.
- Because you're always
clinging on to me.
- You won't even
call us boyfriends in public.
- You know you want me
inside you.
- No. I'm mad,
I'm not happy
with how things are going.
- You're good at one thing.
- Lionel.
- You're great at it.
- Please, don't.
I can't believe
I'm doing this.
Please stop.
I don't want to do this.
I don't wanna....
- Oh...
Oh, yeah.
No one does it better
than you.
You can cling on to that
anytime you like,
snuggle bear.
- We're through, get out.
- Can I at least
come first?
- Get out!
- Come on.
Are you ready
to say goodbye to this?
- I'll slam the door on it
if you don't get the f*** out.
- Good luck trying to find
someone as hot as me.
on your front door.
Yeah, you know you wish
you were sucking this.
- What am I doing?
- Oh yeah.
Oh, f*** yeah.
You know what?
Enjoy being alone,
whack job.
- Found him!
- Wow, stalker much?
- What should I say?
- I'm a lonely psychopath
that look you up
within an hour of meeting you.
- Yes, I should wait
until morning.
- Then he'll think
all night.
Don't you know anything
about the internet?
You should make a fake profile.
- What?
- Pretend to be
so you can find out
all his personal details.
People are honest
with strangers.
My fake name
is Tittsy Montgomery.
- I could find out
if he wants
a serious relationship.
- I was thinking more
like cock size but whatever.
You need the perfect
fake picture
and I know the perfect person.
- Holy rim job,
who is that?
- My incredibly hot ex BF,
Ryan.
He's a stripper.
He was supposed to be
broke my heart
but he has a good tongue,
so I let him stay.
- Why did you break up
with that?
- What if your boyfriend
finds out?
- We have
an open relationship.
- Uhh, we do?
- Ryan, this is not
what it looks like.
- Neither is this.
- We had commitment issues.
Anyway, he moved to Tucson
so it's totally safe
to use his pictures.
- Why would I want Zack
to talk to someone
way hotter than I am.
- When's the last time
you opened up
to an ugly stranger?
Besides, you find out
what you need to know,
then Ryan will disappear.
A fake profile
is the perfect wingman.
- Okay.
Okay, let's do this.
What's my name?
- Ryan.
- Ryan.
Do you agree to the following
terms and conditions.
Number one,
GaySpaceBook.com...
- Agree, you nerd!
- You should really
read these things,
you never know.
- What are you, a pilgrim?
I bet you avoid
handicap spaces. And vote.
- Favorite movie?
Roman Holiday, of course.
Straight acting or not?
- Put, "I'm gay,
"why should I act anything
but what I am."
- Oh, you are scary good,
girl.
- Come on, breakup sex.
You are a hottie, let's hope
you're next door
cause I don't feel like driving.
blip-blip-blip-blip
- Looking for?
First I want to develop
something special with you,
then we f*** each other's
brains out.
Perfect combination
of romantic and nasty, right?
- Whatever,
no one reads those,
just write them.
- Oh yeah, oh...
- Yummy.
- Oh, my God, it's him.
What do I do?
What do I write?
- Write what you know.
Well, in your case, don't.
- You're not helping.
- Gotta play it cool.
- Hey.
That's so romantic.
- Kindly help
with hours of meaningless sex!
- Oh God, yes.
- So, get to know me.
- Oh sh*t!
Can he see us?
- No.
My camera's not on.
- Oh.
- Likely story.
So, ask away.
Thanks for starting off easy.
I didn't want to put up
with his sh*t anymore.
You know how you tell yourself
that it's gonna get better?
You know it's not,
but you hang on
to any little good thing
he does
to prove that it might
get better.
Well, I guess
there weren't any.
Then it was just
the really hot sex.
Yeah.
How do you know
what the little good things are?
Okay, try me.
- You're an artist.
I'd take you to a museum.
You look like
a basketball fan.
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