Eating Out: All You Can Eat Page #7

you thought was your friend

is just a big phony.

You should be happy.

- You thought

that sending me your sex video

would make me happy?

- I had to do something

to keep you apart.

- Why?

- You know why.

- Say it.

- I was jealous, alright?

- I knew it.

- And it wasn't just that.

I could tell

you were connecting with him.

I want you back.

Can you feel

how badly I want you back?

- I don't care

how hot you are,

I need more.

- You're so deep.

- If it's deep

to want someone

who's gonna respect me

and listen to me

and inspire me to do things

that I'd never thought I'd do.

Then yeah, I'm deep.

And you're too shallow for me.

- Good luck raising money

for your charity

without auctioning off my ass

and my friend's asses.

- You wouldn't,

this is for the community.

- F*** the community.

- Lionel!

- Hello, hello queers

and wannabes.

Welcome to the tenth

annual male sale.

Tenth?

I didn't think

a gay could commit to anything

for that long.

I'm Tiffani,

your mattress of ceremonies.

- I love that drag queen.

- Zack, I'm sorry, I...

- Now's your chance

to prove you're really here

to support the community.

- What?

- Lionel and his friends

dropped out of the auction

and I need you

and the strip master here

to get in your boxers

and let me sell you.

- Take off my shirt on stage?

Zack, I'm sorry...

- This is more important

than whoever

you're sleeping with

or lying to.

This money helps support

the Matthew Shepard

Youth Program,

the Matthew Shepard

reading room,

the Matthew Shepard hotline

and the Matthew Shepard

homeless synchronized swim team.

- Alright,

finally let's get

to the prostituting.

Auctioning.

Bring out the meat.

For our first stud

we have Lionel!

Casey!

- Woo, Casey!

You go boy!

- Look at his

rippling muscles and sexy...

I'm sorry,

this was for the guy

we were supposed to have.

Look at his...personality.

Casey is an out of towner

that enjoys

cruising online for Zack,

talking about Zack,

and working at Nail Me Salon.

Located at

call for an appointment.

Take off your shirt!

Ok, now we're talking.

Have you ever seen

such white flesh.

Ok, let's get

the bidding started.

Who's gonna be first?

we got a 50 dollar bid,

who's gonna give me

a 50 dollar bid?

- 10 dollars!

- Bidding starts at 50,

b*tches.

- 11!

- Take off your pants.

- What?

- We are desperate here.

And while

you're stripping down

to your beautiful

Andrew Christian briefs,

why don't you tell us

what the Matthew Sh'PARD program

at the center

means to you.

- I used to think

the center didn't apply to me

at all.

I thought it was

just a bunch of old guys

looking to get their rocks off.

But a friend

forced me to volunteer here

where I met

one of these old guys

face to face.

Boy, was I wrong.

He was a caring person,

emptying his wallet

and busting his ass

to make sure

that people like me

don't have to go

through the sh*t

that people like him had to.

And he's just

one of the dozens of people here

trying to help

thousands of kids like me.

I started this summer

feeling at odds

with the gay community

but now

I look out at your faces

and I see a friend

who will do anything

to protect the people

close to her.

An example for me

to aspire to.

A b*tch when you need one.

A family

that won't let you fail

even when you've

already given up on yourself.

And a leader,

who can change the way

we see each other

and teach us

about the things

that really matter.

And I couldn't be prouder

to be a part of this.

- 100 dollars.

- 200 dollars.

- 500 dollars.

- This is an

unexpected surprise.

we have a 500 dollar bid,

who's gonna give me 600?

- 3,200 dollars.

- What?

- 3,200 dollars.

- Not to be rude

or anything but,

b*tch, do you have

that kind of money?

- That's your Italy money.

- I don't need to go to Italy

for romance.

- Sold!

- Look at that sweet smile,

you're precious.

- Ryan1989,

you are way hotter

than your pic.

- I'm so glad I stalked you.

- It's not as hot

without your dick

in the middle.

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