Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds Page #5

Synopsis: How far would you go to get the person of your dreams? In Eating Out, Kyle convinced his straight roommate to pretend to be gay to get the girl. Now, with the help of Gwen and Tiffani, Kyle pretends to be heterosexual to land Troy, the new guy -- and nude model -- in town, only to find himself joining the campus ex-gay support group and nabbing a girlfriend! Kyle's ex boyfriend, Marc, is horrified at the plan and decides to pursue the confused Troy with his own tactic -- being his out gay self. Who will win him first?
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Phillip J. Bartell
Production: Ariztical Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
39
Rotten Tomatoes:
44%
NOT RATED
Year:
2006
79 min
108 Views


I dunno.

Useyour fingers.

How'boutl useyours?

You know, so you can

feel whatl'mdoing.

This is stupid.

Nah, come on.

It'll befun.

I'll showyou

mywholeroutine.

First, you gotta start

with just somelittleteases.

Breatheon it.

Makeher squirm.

Andthen you just...

Which is usuallynot

thereaction thatl get.

No, it's good.

It's good.

In themiddleof all

of this, of course,

isthelovebutton.

Butmost girls go nuts

if you just... diveon in.

That's good.

That's really good.

Sorryl missed

thegame, guys...

Whatthehell?

Iwas just showing Troy

sometips on theart

of cunnilingus.

Notthatl needthem.

Well, even Melissa Etheridge

could learn athing

ortwo from Kyle.

I gotta get going.

Stay.

There's plentyto eat.

Yeah, you don'thaveto go.

I gotta call itanight.

Thanksfor the...

time, Kyle.

Did you seethat?

One more session like that

and he's gonna explode.

As long as hedoesn't

explodewith Marc first.

Iwin!

Whoa!

What?

So when didyou firstknow

for sureyouweregay?

Justnow.

No.

I had mysuspicions

when I was, like, 12 or 13,

butl didn'tknowfor sure

until a couple years later-

when Iwent down

on myfirst guy.

And it'sthebest thing

that's ever happenedto me.

What?

Being gay?

Yeah.

Imaginethatyou think

you'regonnalive

your lifeoneway-

geta job, getmarried,

geta 3-bedroomhouse.

And then you discover

this... thing aboutyourself

that opens up amillion

new options asto howyou

can liveyour life.

Suddenly you don'thave

those milestones that straight

peoplehaveto compare

each other against.

You can choose

your own adventure.

I loved those books.

Me, too.

Butaren't youworried

you'll end up all alone

and nothave any

of those things?

Doesn't everyone?

Gayor straight?

Sprintyou home!

And just so you know,

Kyle's mom's reaction

to himbeing straight

wasn'tawesome.

Huh?

Well, you said itlike

you were happyforthem,

like that'stheway

it should be.

Myparents aretotallycool

with mebeing gay.

Yeah, butareyour parents

reallyokaywith it?

I'll bet Kyle's momgrew

to beokaywith it,

butyou sawhow

happyshe was.

That's whatparents

reallywantfortheir kids.

Ifyou ask, mostparents

will saytheyjust want

their kidsto behappy.

Maybemymom would

behappier ifl putmydick

somewhere else, butyou've

seen thoseex-gays.

Isthathappy?

Ifyour parents loveyou

and theythinkyou're happy,

they'll adjust.

I don'tthink myparents

would adjust to me being gay.

They shouldn't have

anythingto do with it.

You haveto be who you are.

It'stheonlywayyou can

livewith yourself.

And It'stheonlyway

I can liveatall.

Didyouwannatakea shower?

Talk about getting my

creative juices flowing.

I didn'tknowyou were here.

Wait.

Keep 'emdown.

Would you boys

letme drawyou?

What? Together?

No, right where you are,

rightnow.

I'll call it... "Proposition. "

What do you think?

I don't know...

It's this or renting amovie.

Choose your own adventure.

When Iwalked in on thetwo

of you, Iwas like,

"Fuckthis drawing one

person atatimeshit!

If I can capturethetension

between thesetwo...

Therewas tension?

Honey, itwas moretensethan

Star Jones in atraining bra.

Nowmakethatlookyou had:

surprised, alittle turned on,

kinda scared.

No... I dunno,

stareatMarc's crotch

and imaginewhathe could

do to youwith that.

Trust me,

hecan do a lot.

Perfect.

So... youtwo dated?

Gwen was mylast girlfriend.

And Marc was myfirst.

After him, all I ever

wantedto datewerefags.

I'vegot an idea.

This couldtake forever,

and I see thepotential

for something...

moreinteresting.

Could I do a series

with you guys?

Almostlike a storythat

starts with this scene

and goesfromthere?

What do you think?

I don't know...

Ifl said posewith awoman,

you'd totally do it.

It's not likewe'd even have

timeto pose for a series...

I'lltakephotos

and usethemto drawfrom.

C'mon, wecan bedone

in minutes depending

howwellyoutwo... connect.

Yeah, butifTroy

feels uncomfortable...

No.

I'll do it.

Perfect.

I'll getmycamera.

You sure?

Yeah.

Chooseyour own adventure.

Okay, Troy,

sitback down.

Marc,

offwith thepants.

Perfect.

Okay, Troy,

stand backup with Marc.

I wantyouto do that same

character youweredoing,

like, he's a virgin and

hewants itbuthe's confused.

Can you do that?

Yeah.

So Marc, honey, whydon't

you get down on oneknee,

and putyour hands underneath...

yeah, likethat.

Actually, raisetheshirt

a little.

And liftyour head so you're

looking into his eyes.

Looklike you're

in themoment

andyou wantit.

Marc, Iwantyou

to stand andtakeTroy's...

yeah, that.

Now, Troy, theremoval

oftheshirtis oneof

thehottest moments -

when you knowsoon you'll

beskin on skin,

chest on chest,

lips on lips.

Marc, toss theshirtaside.

Marc, lick one

ofTroy's nipples.

Don'tworry.

It'll feel good.

Yeah... I know.

Troy, run your lefthand

through Marc's hair.

Marc, hold itrightthere.

Troy, pull Marc in.

Yeah.

Marc, lickhis chest

up to his neck.

Howyou feeling, Troy?

Really... really good.

Then throwyour head back...

Sorry!

It's perfect.

Stayrightthere!

Marc, makelike you're

kissing your waydown.

How'boutl do this?

This is hot, right?

God, yeah.

You'reanatural, Troy.

Close your eyes.

Marc, move down

between his legs

and kiss his stomach.

Marc, getup so you're

on top ofhim,

faceto face.

You can open your eyes

ifyouwant.

Holdthatpose -

like you'reaboutto kiss.

Oneof those firstkisses,

whereit takes forever

beforeyou meet.

Moving closer...

and closer.

Sh*t!

What?

Mycard's full.

Heylook, Iwanna

keep this going.

You'refine

with that, right?

Uh-huh.

I'Iljust go

upload 'emin myroom.

It'll take15 minutes.

Holdthatpose.

I'll bein myroom-

with thedoor closed.

I don'tthinkl can stay

likethisfor 15 minutes.

Meneither.

I knowl'm notyourtype...

And I'mnot a girl,

butwe'll improvise.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, man, oh, man.

I'mgonna...

I'mgonna...

Wow, thatwas... fast.

I'm sorry.

It's been awhile.

Plus, I haven't gotten

itlikethatbefore.

Likethat,

meaningwith a guy

or meaning itwas

that good?

Here, letme

getyou a towel...

No, wait.

Myturn.

Ohhh... Mmm...

Troy... teeth!

Teeth!

Sorry!

It's okay...

Ohh... yeah.

Ahh...

Aml not doing it right?

No, youwerefine.

Ijust...

Ijust can't...

F***!

Whyam I so bad

at giving oral sex?

Youweredoing great!

Ijust... I'msorry.

Is itbecause I'mnotyourtype?

Troy... you'rehot.

Trust me.

Or, no... don'ttrustme.

Can youwait one minute?

Theseare hot!

I can't do it.

Butit's going

exactlyhowyouwanted.

Ijust can't do it.

If Kylewantsto pretend

to bestraightjustto have

sexwith Troy,

that's his prerogative.

Butljust can't

do this anymore.

Well, can weatleast

finish the photo shoot?

Oh, great.

He's probablyfreaking out

about making itwith a guy.

He's probablylooking

for someone who won't

cock-tease him.

I knowwhere he's going.

Ifucked up.

Whatis it?

I had sex with a guy.

Was it Marc?

Oh, myGod,

that's horrible!

I know.

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Phillip J. Bartell

Phillip John Bartell (born February 18, 1970) is an American film editor, screenwriter, producer and director. more…

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