Elektra Luxx Page #5
You should have seen Eleanor,
strutting past these gardeners
like she has a bell for an ass.
Puts these guys in a trance. Leaves
blowing all over the driveway.
It's a sickness
with that girl.
The second I saw her,
she just knocked the
architecture right out of my legs.
- Love.
- Love.
When we're not in love, we're
miserable wishing we were in love.
And when we are in love, we're
miserable that love isn't enough.
You said it.
It's not like
we don't have enough information.
Every song and book and movie
Still, it fucks up
just about everybody.
You don't have a sister by chance?
I do, actually.
- Cute?
- Twin, identical.
No kidding.
Like in that movie you did?
How would you know?
You've never seen my work.
That's okay.
I was a little offended.
So, what does she do?
She's a criminal.
The irony is she never got caught
doing anything when we were kids.
I was always grounded, mostly
for chasing the neighbor's chickens
till they passed out.
You look like crap.
How are you holding up?
but they wouldn't let me,
so I brought plain old cash.
They don't allow books.
You can dip a page in acid, sell off
little squares for a bunch of money.
I keep trying your lawyer. He never
calls me back. Is he doing anything?
He's a goofball. He says they'll
move me, and that's a good thing.
- What about the appeal?
- Tell me about Hollywood.
Is it decadent and wonderful?
I don't really know.
I work in the Valley.
But there's an endless supply
of empty warehouses.
You're getting
more and more famous.
- Yeah, I guess.
- Don't be so modest.
Staff members started
taking my picture while I shower.
- They can do that?
- They do whatever they want.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- I don't mind so much.
They just sort of stand there,
stare, drool and leave.
You're not spending it
all up your nose?
No.
Look at me.
Trying to be a good example.
- You eating?
- Yeah. You?
for breakfast.
It's either pancakes with no syrup,
French toast with no syrup,
three kinds of eggs,
or sh*t on a shingle.
That's chipped beef and gravy
on toast.
We got lima beans
three times a day.
a bumper crop of lima beans,
so we got them
coming out of our ears.
Lima-bean stew, in Jell-O,
creamed lima beans.
Jesus H.
You got a big following
with the Mexican girls.
They even asked me to make a movie
in here, but I turned them down.
- Did they try anything?
- They tried.
I had a couple of them.
The lisp is a bit of a magnet.
It gets worse when I get nervous.
- You can barely hear it.
- It's okay.
The cost of doing business
around here.
- Celia.
- They put me in the quiet room.
Eight days one time,
No matter who you think you are,
you never get used to that.
I gotta get you out of here.
Don't kid yourself. I'm not getting
out of here for a couple of years.
But when I do,
I'm moving to some beach somewhere
away from all the a**holes.
eat shrimp cocktail
and get my nipples tanned
in the breeze.
[DOOR BUZZES]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- Oh, you hear about the old man?
- No.
Mom wrote saying the cocksucker
died last Christmas.
Heart attack.
Might've made it, but the ambulance
taking him to the hospital
ran a red light, got plowed
by a truck, finished him right off.
to make sure the job was done.
Celia.
Good riddance, huh?
Yeah.
Wasn't so bad.
So she ever get out?
Three years ago. Haven't
heard from her since.
Oh, hey, this is yours.
You can use my phone.
Call the locksmith.
Yeah, well, it's already
been like 30 minutes and...
Okay, I see.
Yeah, will do.
Thank you.
Mm-mm.
Can I ask you something?
You can ask.
What if I showed you
what a good neighbor I can be?
Then you should go.
What if I refuse?
I have a gun under my bed.
Prove it.
[C*CKS GUN]
Go home to your wife, slick.
- I didn't mean anything by it.
- I know.
- Can I ask you something else?
- You can ask.
When you look at Eleanor, does she
strike you as the cheating type?
No.
You think maybe I'm just imagining
all this stuff with the gardener?
I hope so.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
What is this?
- What are you doing? No.
- Just let me finish this song.
- No.
- Olive, Olive.
- No.
- Back off!
- I'm fulfilling my manifest destiny.
- Back off!
OLIVE:
No! Get off!
MICHAEL:
To the good life.
GEORGE:
Yeah.BAMBI:
Thank you.- You made it.
- Please, come sit.
- How are you feeling?
- Much better. Thank you.
I am Michael Ortiz.
- I'm George.
- Holly.
You know,
you're a lot taller in person.
And you must be
the adventure capitalists.
Now, how is that different
from regular capitalists?
- That's very clever.
- You are funny.
- She's funny.
- I'm funny.
MICHAEL:
Would you likesomething to eat or drink?
- Oh, yeah, let's take a look.
- All right.
- I didn't know you wore glasses.
- I'm blind as a bat.
I have a water retention problem
around my ankles. Ever get that?
It feels like there's an alien
under your skin. It's not intestinal.
Did Bambi tell you
what she's been going through?
- Is your stomach bothering you?
- I'm feeling fine.
She was up all night
with Montalban's revenge.
MICHAEL:
You mean Montezuma's?
After that actor from
Fantasy Island, right?
It's all these beans
these Mexicans serve.
Thank God I don't have
a problem with gas.
Bring me beans and beer,
everybody steer clear.
- Holly.
- Yes?
Come with me to the ladies' room.
- I don't have to go.
- Keep me company.
I just got here.
grandmother Lupita yet?
- No.
- I don't think they wanna hear this.
Why not?
You go take a piss
and I'll tell them the story.
Do you know that Bambi's real name
is Bambola de la Concepcion Paradis?
It is not.
- You're of Spanish descent?
- Half Spanish.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Just the really
filthy words like that.
Yeah, the only Spanish that I know is
mas cerveza and grande frijol.
"Big bean," it means.
Do you know that?
Don't look like you have a big bean.
- Holly.
- There's only one way to find out.
Anyway, Bambi's grandmother
was a total babe
in the South African nation of, um...
- What was it again?
- South America.
- Yeah, where was she from?
- Venezuela.
She won Miss Venezuela
like two or three times
and caught the eye of a general.
And these Hispanics are constantly,
I don't know, changing dictators
and overthrowing
governments and...
I don't know why I'm telling you.
You guys are both from "Hispain."
So anyway, this general had
a real hard-on for Lupita,
a young poet's wife.
He sent her elaborate gifts,
which she returned
until finally, he had her husband
arrested on fake charges
and then she made an appointment
to see him.
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