Endless Bummer Page #7

Synopsis: From National Lampoon, the masters of raunchy comedy, comes a summer tale of beers, babes, and bros! In the surf town of Ventura, California, JD's surf board is stolen by a surfer from Los Angeles...a crime that cannot go unpunished. Gathering his friends and the local surf hero, Mike Mooney, they take a road trip to LA to get the surfboard back, then return to Ventura for the wildest summer party ever!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Sam Pillsbury
Production: The Orchard
 
IMDB:
3.7
R
Year:
2009
87 min
30 Views


You're such a liar.

What? I'm so totally

committed to you.

Yeah, you're committed to

something, but... it ain't me, babe.

What's that

supposed to mean?

When you figure it out,

call me.

Hey, Lardo.

What do you think it all means, man?

What?

The whole thing, dude.

I mean-

This guy gets dumped,

he steals my board.

He doesn't even

know me.

And Del just happens to be there,

and it's, like, we get this name.

And because of that,

we go to the Valley?

Yeah, yeah. No, no.

We're building over in Ventura.

Oh, it's wonderful.

Four stories.

Brian Kramer, bro.

He turned out to be

not such a bad guy,

just some dude

who got dumped by Iris.

Bro, she took his heart,

and she just, like,

ripped it up into pieces.

She's f***in' vicious,

that girl.

Well, we got your board back.

Sh*t!

Oh, sh*t!

It looks okay, dude.

Mmm.

- It doesn't look too bad.

- Whoa!

Hey, man!

Whoa! No!

At that moment, it hit me.

It wasn't about a surfboard.

It was about the journey-

with my friends.

Lardo and I are still

the best of friends.

He has a beautiful daughter now and

always makes the best of every day-

in typical Lardo fashion,

of course.

Sparky lived every day

like there was no tomorrow.

He rode his last wave in

at the age of 25.

He was truly

one of a kind, man,

and I'll always remember the

crazy sh*t we used to do together.

Nobody did it like Sparky.

Miss you, bro.

Iris went to New York

and became an artist,

just like she said

she would.

She's not rich and famous yet,

but she still keeps her edge...

and visits Ventura

whenever she can.

Anne found a great guy

willing to commit to her.

She's married,

has a beautiful boy.

And I still remain great friends

with her and her family.

My hero... Mike Mooney.

He's a family man now.

Still the legend on Pierpont and

hand-shaping surfboards in the same garage...

for the love of it.

Hey.

There's been a whole lot

of change in Ventura.

But then again, lots of things

have stayed the same.

Like Del.

And as for me,

I got a beautiful wife,

four great kids,

play music with my friends,

and still surfing...

in Ventura.

# Love is so strange #

# When you don't know #

# How can you tell #

# Where you're goin' to #

# You can't be sure #

# Of any situation #

# Somethin' could change #

# And then you won't know #

# Whoo #

# Where do we go from here #

# It seems so all too near #

# Just as far on beyond

as I can see #

# I still don't know what this

all means to me, no #

# I have nowhere to go #

# I don't know what to do #

# And I don't even know

the time of day #

# I guess it doesn't matter

anyway 'cause #

# Love is so strange #

# Destination unknown #

# When you don't know #

# Your destination #

# Somethin' could change #

# It's unknown #

# And then you won't know #

# Destination unknown #

# Life is so strange #

# Destination unknown #

# When you don't know #

# Your destination #

# Somethin' could change #

# It's unknown #

# Then you won't know #

# Destination unknown #

# Whoo ##

# Well, this isn't

the right thing to do #

# So let's go #

# Young girls

know what they're after #

# And young girls

don't kiss me good-bye #

# Rockets shoot off

into space #

# And buildings rise

through the sky #

# Bang, bang

Well, I got mine #

# Bang, bang

Reach for the sky ##

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