Entertainment Page #4

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And, um, we were

at the first hole,

he, uh...

he looked up at me before he,

uh, made his first shot

and he asked,

"Dad, what does

a woman's vagina look like?"

And, uh, I said, "Well..."

Did you guys, um...

Did you guys hear the one,

the joke...

about the, um...

paparazzi with a heart of gold?

The paparazzi

with a heart of gold.

He stole it from Princess Diana

as she lay dying in her car.

Bam!

Bam!

We're not paying for that.

One or two?

- First one.

- Okay.

One or two?

Two.

I'll be back in just a minute.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Is anybody there?

Hi, sweetheart.

I'm in town.

Um...

I'm real busy,

but I'd love to see you.

I'm doing this show.

I'm doing this show

in the Hollywood Hills and...

it's a, a private residence.

It's a...

It's like a party,

a celebrity party,

and there'll be a lot

of, you know, singers and actors

and important folks

like that there,

so I think you'd

have a lot of fun

if you wanted

to come out and see me.

I miss you.

Sink!

Sink! Sink! Sink!

Sink! Sink!

Come on, you f***in' b*tches,

scream!

Scream like

you're getting f***ed!

Come on!

Scream like

you're getting f***ed!

- Come on!

- Hello?

All right, hey.

You okay? You all right?

Thanks, guys.

Can you help me?

Hold on, just stand up.

Just take a second.

Jesus!

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