Entourage Page #3
- I can't just write you a check.
I gotta deal with these
co-financiers in Texas.
Do you know how hard I have worked
- You know what they do to Jews in Texas?
- I didn't take an acting fee...
...which you know is more than
the 10 million over budget we are.
You're 15 over.
Really?
Okay, well, I didn't take the fee
because I wanted to direct.
We've known each other for 15 years,
I didn't waste one single nickel. I've been
killing myself to make this movie great...
...and I won't stop working
until it is perfect.
I need the money to make it perfect.
So can you get it for me?
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Sorry I'm late.
- No, you're not late. You're on time, as always.
- How you feeling?
- Big.
- Well, you look great.
- Thanks.
Did you get my e-mail
about my cousin Sean? He had his baby.
- No, what did he have?
- A girl. Laurie.
I sent you a picture.
I think your e-mails are going to my spam.
It's not intentional.
Look. There she is.
My God. She's beautiful.
Look at those eyes.
Someone named Melanie wants your cock.
Yeah, it just came up on the screen.
"I want your cock." From Melanie.
- Wow, that's...
- Classy.
Sorry. It's not my business.
- Sloan?
- Coming.
Okay, let me help you up.
I will be right here.
- Thanks. Okay. And I'll be in there.
- Okay.
- This is some bullshit.
- Hey, Tip. How you doing, man?
Man, if I'm gonna have more kids
than albums, I'm doing just damn fine.
- You need to shut the f*** up.
- Don't tell me to shut the f*** up.
- Shut your ovaries up.
- So it's my fault.
I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back.
Yeah, man. Call somebody who can kick me
in my nuts. I need a vasectomy.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Bad time?
- No, but you can't text me sh*t like that.
Sh*t like what?
- You beg me to text you sexy stuff all day.
- I know.
But Sloan was looking at my phone.
I didn't realize you were
at the doctor's already.
- Why's she looking at your phone?
- I was showing her a picture...
- ...of my cousin's baby.
- Great.
- Yeah, she must really think I'm a whore.
- No, she doesn't.
God, I only sent that
because I was feeling insecure.
I didn't think anyone was gonna see it.
I know. I'm sorry.
This is really weird, Eric.
- You were right. This is too weird.
- Could we talk about this at the screening?
No, Eric.
I really don't wanna get in any deeper.
I think you're a great guy. I really do.
And I promise I'm not mad.
Just respect me, please.
Don't call.
All we're saying is we don't get why
you fall in love with every girl you f***.
And all I'm saying is that, unlike you...
...I like to have more of a connection
than whether I have exact change.
Please. I haven't paid for p*ssy in years.
At least a year.
The point is she said not to call her anymore.
So respect that and see if she calls you.
But hope she doesn't.
You got enough complications now.
Right. How's Sloan anyway?
Doctor says she's gonna pop any second.
- One vagina closes just as another opens.
- You're disgusting.
Yeah, and you're a mope, E,
which we can't have.
This is a big night for Vince,
so try not to ruin it.
- Don't worry. His moping has never affected me.
- I'm not moping.
You're moping, E. You need to get on top
of something fast so you stop.
I had sex less than six hours ago.
I think I'll be okay.
You're f***ing something tonight.
For baby bro, if not for yourself.
- Holy sh*t.
- What?
Ronda Rousey, the fighter.
- So what?
- So I love her. Get in the car.
Get in the car!
- Jesus, Turtle!
- Sorry!
Do you even know her?
We met at Coachella a few years ago,
remember?
- Think we had a connection.
- Please.
- He's got a better chance of f***ing me.
- Or me.
- Do you really think you had a connection?
- Yeah.
- Then go.
You're good peoples, Vin.
Yo! Stop following me, motherf***er!
No! No! We know each other! I just wanted
to invite you to my boy's screening.
- Hey, Vince.
- Hi.
- It's all good.
- Do you remember me?
- Yeah.
But didn't you used to be really fat?
Lloyd. How many times have I told you...
- ...I don't video chat with men?
- You know how comforting your face is to me.
- What do you need?
- I was wondering...
- ...if I would see you at Vince's screening.
- You were invited?
Drama wants me to see his scenes.
You weren't?
I'm in Texas. Smell the cow sh*t?
That's too bad.
I actually wanted to see you face-to-face.
- We are face-to-face, Yoko.
- In three dimensions.
- Why?
- No, it's nothing.
- Could we have lunch this week?
- I don't typically have lunch...
...with my ex-assistants.
Unless I need something...
...which I can't imagine
being the case, so, what's up?
- I'm getting married!
- God.
And I want you to give me away.
- God!
- Please don't make a gay joke.
I wasn't going to.
I was gonna make a marriage joke.
Now that you've been granted those rights,
good luck with the divorce.
That'll really make you wish
for a good ole ass f***ing.
- Ari.
- Heh-heh.
- I gotta go.
- Wait!
- Ari! Will you give me away?
- Bye.
Hey, Larsen.
Say, Ari.
This is my son, Travis. He's gonna
sit in with us, if you don't mind.
Good.
Ari, we sure do appreciate you
coming out here.
Of course.
You've been on the job nearly eight months,
and you hadn't paid us a visit yet.
- We're beginning to feel unloved.
- Heh-heh.
I didn't know I was invited.
Anybody who spends my money
like you do...
...always invited to my home
to tell me why.
Saw you on Piers Morgan last night.
Yeah?
What'd you think?
Well, I wasn't.
Travis, here, got a real good eye
for things like that.
And he said you looked like
one of them guys that...
What was it you said again?
Like one of those guys from big tobacco
when they were up there lying to Congress.
Heh-heh-heh.
Well, my wife thought I looked sexy.
Ari, am I gonna lose a sh*t ton of money
on this movie?
No. Your money's in great hands.
- But you still want more.
- Just a little bit.
- For some visual effects it needs.
- I don't care about visual effects.
Well, if you wanna protect
your investment, you need to care.
You know, in the last four years...
...I've invested nearly a billion dollars
in your studio's movies.
You know how many I've seen?
Not a goddamn one.
But this one, I gotta tell you...
...with your movie star guy in charge,
I'm damn curious.
I understand.
Ari, we need to see this
- Larsen, my director...
- Your movie star?
Vince doesn't wanna show the movie
till it's perfect.
- He's an artist. I'd like to respect that.
- Okay...
You know,
my wife has a $12,000 Chihuahua.
Three years running,
it got "Best in Show."
The last judge said that he had
the best cock and balls he'd ever seen.
But he ain't perfect.
You know how I know that?
I don't follow.
I mean there's no such thing as perfect.
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